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Let's have a granger contest. Whoever can become the best IRL granger wins.
Rules:
GURGLE.
That's all for rules.
I'll start.
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I don't get it.
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I don't get it.
Turn yourself into a granger. What's not to get?
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Proof, if any were needed, that unwashed geeks will grow algae over time.
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Proof, if any were needed, that unwashed geeks will grow algae over time.
Actually, that was powdered green tea- but nice guess :laugh:
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Problem: Grangers are cute
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Problem: Grangers are cute
I'm not quite sure where the problem is, care to elaborate?
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Problem: Grangers are cute
I'm not quite sure where the problem is, care to elaborate?
Grangers be cute
Humans be not cute
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Humans be not cute
Yes, but what about medistations?
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Humans be not cute
Yes, but what about medistations?
what about armouries?
Gosh, dont the humans ever starve? why dont they sell boostershrimp at the arm?
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(http://tremulous.net/manual/granger.jpg)
i did it
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You just need boobs out and a handwritten sign with 'trem become a granger competition' and the date on it and you've won.
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You just need boobs out and a handwritten sign with 'trem become a granger competition' and the date on it and you've won.
sorry the correct method is 'tits or gtfo'
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(http://tremulous.net/manual/granger.jpg)
i did it
Tits or GTFO, sir.
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(http://tremulous.net/manual/granger.jpg)
i did it
Tits or GTFO, sir.
i am not girl
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(http://tremulous.net/manual/granger.jpg)
i did it
Tits or GTFO, sir.
i am not girl
girl is not on internets
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girl is not on internets
typical male opinion!
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girl is not on internets
typical male opinion!
Correction: Typical Chauvinistic Internet Male Opinion.
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(http://tremulous.net/manual/granger.jpg)
i did it
Tits or GTFO, sir.
i am not girl
Pics or it didn't happen.
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I come back to see my thread in ruins.
Unable to understand just how I still stand.
What did I ever do to deserve this?
Fevered head, thoughts swelling all around.
Unable to address this one simple topic at hand.
Where did I go wrong?
I don't understand why it's taking so long.
What have you become in real life?
Not your dream life.
The truth is so hard to find.
Is it just human nature?
Or maybe, it's your nature.
My special place, is truly gone.
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Shit, he's using poetry against us.
We must quote harder than ever before!
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Shit, he's using poetry against us.
We must quote harder than ever before!
I see you running away from the fright
You know it's going to be quite the night
A simple quote won't bring you to the light
So just stand there and hold my kite
And let me go and grab my knife
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Shit, he's using poetry against us.
We must quote harder than ever before!
I see you running away from the fright
You know it's going to be quite the night
A simple quote won't bring you to the light
So just stand there and hold my kite
And let me go and grab my knife
He's won, i, for one, have lost the will to live after that last installment.
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You know rhyming poetry isn't the only kind of poetry...
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You know rhyming poetry isn't the only kind of poetry...
But the other kind is crap.
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Shit, he's using poetry against us.
My bug has passed on, I see...
No matter! This lesson (from me)
Shall give rise to needed speach;
Give words the means to reach...
Quoting will not save you!
There is only one thing to do...
Take up the sword of poetry,
Or turn, and, shamefully flee.
Ziploc, your man(l)y stanzas,
Cloud my mind like perfidious gasses.
I'm sure of one thing, that as time passes:
Your contest will kick their asses.
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Conzul! Finish Kyp The Granger! ::)
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You know rhyming poetry isn't the only kind of poetry...
But the other kind is crap.
but isnt poetry also crap?
Conzul! Finish Kyp The Granger! ::)
+1
im not going to give you a turret anyways :P
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Conzul! Finish Kyp The Granger! ::)
I was holding off as a form of rebellion against the forum changes, but I guess that's kinda silly at this point. It just irked me that fanfictions would get lumped into the cesspool of all this other stuff...
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I wish I could tell you my spirit was strong
But ALAS it would seem that this notion is wrong
My might I must muster
Your light shall lack luster
I will fight these rhyme-busters and... burst into song!
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I wish I could tell you my spirit was strong
But ALAS it would seem that this notion is wrong
My might I must muster
Your light shall lack luster
I will fight these rhyme-busters and... burst into song!
Whatever you say
But if I may
Let me put you on display
My pal Nux
Well, he sure does sux
But hell, my mind's in a constant state of flux
That aside, I'm proud to see
That I can create a thread that can be
The only one to be
Thank you all
Be sure to stand tall
And hell, take a break and go to the mall
In the end
We can all just pretend
That I didn't just send
This message that just broke the rhyme scheme.
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Whoa, lots of light in there,
It's the poetry thread's flare!
We must not give up the rhymes.
We must accuse Nux of crimes!
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There once was a man from Nantucket
Who picked up a granger and shuck it
So harsh was it shaken
50 HP were taken
ziploc was killed by Nux Bucket
There was a trem player called Qrntz
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???
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You know rhyming poetry isn't the only kind of poetry...
But the other kind is crap.
but isnt poetry also crap?
That's a sign of bad taste...
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There once was a man from Nantucket
Who picked up a granger and shuck it
So harsh was it shaken
50 HP were taken
ziploc was killed by Nux Bucket
There was a trem player called Qrntz
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???
Sigh oh sigh
That's not even my full name
You're living a lie
You're living for shame
Do you understand just what I claim?
I am the master of all things tame.
And you're the center of all things lame.
So go up and fly, on your paper airplane
While I go and laugh, all the same
Because in this small realm no one is sane.
I'm just glad I came.
Poetry aside, sure demo it's not the only kind. But Rhyming is fun.
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I wish I could tell you my spirit was strong
But ALAS it would seem that this notion is wrong
My might I must muster
Your light shall lack luster
I will fight these rhyme-busters and... burst into song!
When I saw "burst into song!",
My smile stretched wide (like a thong!?!)
You pick up the art quite fast,
Leaving the best lines for last.
I mourn the corpse of that granger,
Who fell before that Nantucket ranger.
Vengeance takes its course on the evil...
Who shall see the darkness of granger hell? HE WILL!
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I wish I could tell you my spirit was strong
But ALAS it would seem that this notion is wrong
My might I must muster
Your light shall lack luster
I will fight these rhyme-busters and... burst into song!
When I saw "burst into song!",
My smile stretched wide (like a thong!?!)
You pick up the art quite fast,
Leaving the best lines for last.
I mourn the corpse of that granger,
Who fell before that Nantucket ranger.
Vengeance takes its course on the evil...
Who shall see the darkness of granger hell? HE WILL!
But even still
Listen for a moment if you will
This is where I declare the winner
It doesn't matter who's rhymes are bigger
I am the only one who competed, thus I win
My eyes are as huge as my grin
I hold high over my head the trophy of my kin
But, even so... He's dead Jim.
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I don't know how i can say this politely, but can you just shut the fuck up?
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I don't know how i can say this politely, but can you just shut the fuck up?
Now who might you be talking to?
There's more than one person posting here, quite a few.
And who are you to ask anyone of this?
I think I smell a bucket of piss.
I don't quite know how to say this nicely, So
Would you please gtfo?
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Hahahaha, most productive thread on the forums right here, that's no joke.
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And here comes anonymoose to save the day
He doesn't even receive pay
And here I am wondering why he came
Clearly not to entertain
Now if I may, allow me to ask
Why you'd go ahead and take the task
Of posting here without a single rhyme?
'Cause it doesn't even take up that much time.
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I don't know how i can say this politely, but can you just shut the fuck up?
I'm sure I need to clear this out,
I request you to leave the thread!
I am unsatisfied, so loud,
I hope I have you feeling bad.
There was a trem player called Qrntz
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???
Don't even bother that, you know.
You gotta think a bit of this.
The rhyme probability's low.
And I just want to be in peace.
Hahahaha, most productive thread on the forums right here, that's no joke.
That's no joke, of course it is not.
So productive all around!
Any rhyme you want to whisper?
Else you'll meet my evil hound.
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Fucking duck. Good?
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I am not amuse
All of you make poetry
Which I can do, too.
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I am not amuse
All of you make poetry
Which I can do, too.
CHINA POETRY IT IS
HOLY CRAP YES
I NEED TO GO FAR
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This line has five beats
This one has seven instead
The last line has five
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What its poetry
I dont know-etry
ummm...
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Haikus make no sense
I can make the last line cool
Refrigerator
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I love just how this
thread Degenerated to
A battle of verse
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Here I am, a shell of my former self.
I wonder where I went astray.
The impact from this world anew can surely be felt.
This is where I lay.
Here I am, doubting all in sight.
I wonder what I should have done differently.
The power emanating from this thread, pure might.
On the ground, watching it all, it goes on suspiciously.
Here I lie, thinking about it all.
This truly is a new beginning.
The strength behind it makes me fall.
Is this all the will I have remaining?
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Haikus make no sense
I can make the last line cool
Refrigerator
That was so HAI-COOL
Your words are so nice, like ice
I give you my thanks
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Please, no poetry, i'm gonna die. I'm allergic to poetry. If you quote this and poete-it i will hunt you down ingame. Just... go humans...
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Please, no poetry, i'm gonna die. I'm allergic to poetry. If you quote this and poete-it i will hunt you down ingame. Just... go humans...
I can write a verse
while quoting your post for fun
I will be hunted
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bind 5 say ^1N^8OOOOOOOOO!!!
1.I can write a verse
2.while quoting your post for fun
3.I will be hunted
1.Poetry, sing-a-long, NOOOOOOO!!!
2.MUST QUOTE LIKE NEVA BEFORE
3.yeah, right I'M THE VICTIM OF POETRY CRIMES!