Become a granger IRL- A CONTEST (no prize, just glory)

[ziplocpeople]

Let's have a granger contest. Whoever can become the best IRL granger wins.

Rules:
GURGLE.
That's all for rules.

I'll start.

[your face]

I don't get it.

[ziplocpeople]

I don't get it.

Turn yourself into a granger. What's not to get?

[Tremulant]

Proof, if any were needed, that unwashed geeks will grow algae over time.

[ziplocpeople]

Proof, if any were needed, that unwashed geeks will grow algae over time.

Actually, that was powdered green tea- but nice guess 

[CreatureofHell]

Problem: Grangers are cute

[ziplocpeople]

Problem: Grangers are cute

I'm not quite sure where the problem is, care to elaborate?

[E-Mxp]

Problem: Grangers are cute

I'm not quite sure where the problem is, care to elaborate?

Grangers be cute
Humans be not cute

[Tremulant]

Humans be not cute

Yes, but what about medistations?

[swamp-cecil]

Humans be not cute

Yes, but what about medistations?

what about armouries?
Gosh, dont the humans ever starve? why dont they sell boostershrimp at the arm?

[Odin]

i did it

[Tremulant]

You just need boobs out and a handwritten sign with 'trem become a granger competition' and the date on it and you've won.

[Odin]

You just need boobs out and a handwritten sign with 'trem become a granger competition' and the date on it and you've won.

sorry the correct method is 'tits or gtfo'

[Tremulant]

i did it

Tits or GTFO, sir.

[Odin]

i did it

Tits or GTFO, sir.

i am not girl

[CreatureofHell]

i did it

Tits or GTFO, sir.

i am not girl

girl is not on internets

[CATAHA]

girl is not on internets

typical male opinion!

[CreatureofHell]

girl is not on internets

typical male opinion!

Correction: Typical Chauvinistic Internet Male Opinion.

[Tremulant]

i did it

Tits or GTFO, sir.

i am not girl

Pics or it didn't happen.

[ziplocpeople]

I come back to see my thread in ruins.
Unable to understand just how I still stand.
What did I ever do to deserve this?
Fevered head, thoughts swelling all around.
Unable to address this one simple topic at hand.

Where did I go wrong?
I don't understand why it's taking so long.
What have you become in real life?
Not your dream life.

The truth is so hard to find.
Is it just human nature?
Or maybe, it's your nature.
My special place, is truly gone.

[Nux]

Shit, he's using poetry against us.

We must quote harder than ever before!

[ziplocpeople]

Shit, he's using poetry against us.

We must quote harder than ever before!

I see you running away from the fright
You know it's going to be quite the night
A simple quote won't bring you to the light
So just stand there and hold my kite
And let me go and grab my knife

[Tremulant]

Shit, he's using poetry against us.

We must quote harder than ever before!

I see you running away from the fright
You know it's going to be quite the night
A simple quote won't bring you to the light
So just stand there and hold my kite
And let me go and grab my knife

He's won, i, for one, have lost the will to live after that last installment.

[Demolution]

You know rhyming poetry isn't the only kind of poetry...

[CreatureofHell]

You know rhyming poetry isn't the only kind of poetry...

But the other kind is crap.

[Conzul]

Shit, he's using poetry against us.

          My bug has passed on, I see...
          No matter! This lesson (from me)
          Shall give rise to needed speach;
          Give words the means to reach...

          Quoting will not save you!
          There is only one thing to do...
          Take up the sword of poetry,
          Or turn, and, shamefully flee.

          Ziploc, your man(l)y stanzas,
          Cloud my mind like perfidious gasses.
          I'm sure of one thing, that as time passes:
          Your contest will kick their asses.

[Pazuzu]

Conzul! Finish Kyp The Granger!

[swamp-cecil]

You know rhyming poetry isn't the only kind of poetry...

But the other kind is crap.

but isnt poetry also crap?

Conzul! Finish Kyp The Granger!

+1
im not going to give you a turret anyways

[Conzul]

Conzul! Finish Kyp The Granger!

I was holding off as a form of rebellion against the forum changes, but I guess that's kinda silly at this point. It just irked me that fanfictions would get lumped into the cesspool of all this other stuff...

[Nux]

I wish I could tell you my spirit was strong
But ALAS it would seem that this notion is wrong
My might I must muster
Your light shall lack luster
I will fight these rhyme-busters and... burst into song!