So I was downloading Tremulous (I play at the public library) and I got a phone call. So I stepped away for a second to be polite, and when I came back, there was a Mormon missionary sitting on my jacket watching some sappy video!
"I think it logged you off" he says.
Really!? Not only are you going to steal my computer, but you are going to lie about it to boot? See if I ever worship your God you flipping prick!
God, please let these kids have tv so they don't have to spend all their free time on Facebook :angel:
You deserve it.
What is this I don't even.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6e/Touched_by_His_Noodly_Appendage.jpg)
Quote from: Chrysops on May 04, 2011, 07:07:34 PM
So I was downloading Tremulous (I play at the public library) and I got a phone call. So I stepped away for a second to be polite, and when I came back, there was a Mormon missionary sitting on my jacket watching some sappy video!
"I think it logged you off" he says.
Really!? Not only are you going to steal my computer, but you are going to lie about it to boot? See if I ever worship your God you flipping prick!
God, please let these kids have tv so they don't have to spend all their free time on Facebook :angel:
How did you
know he was a Mormon missionary?
They have name tags that says
"Brother xxy
Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints"
Kind of hard to miss.
Yes I deserved it, and if some satanist logged on there to chat on vampire freaks.com, well ok. But satanists are generally nice. It seems like only God loving people are douchebags.
Give Facebook a rest! It is only the illusion that you have a social life!
Quote from: Chrysops on May 04, 2011, 08:02:23 PM
Give Facebook a rest! It is only the illusion that you have a social life!
I keep telling my sisters that, they won't listen.
Quote from: Chrysops on May 04, 2011, 08:02:23 PM
But satanists are generally nice. It seems like only God loving people are douchebags.
I notice that too, but regardless of what religion people are, the more intelligent ones usually are "nicer" (duh).
Quote from: Chrysops on May 04, 2011, 08:02:23 PM
Give Facebook a rest! It is only the illusion that you have a social life!
Dude what? Playing Trem in a public library is just as much a waste of time. A fun and fast paced waste of time, but still...
Hahaha! Best story I've seen all day, thanks for the laugh. :)
A fun, fast-paced waste of time... with aliens :granger:
Comparing Tremulous to Farmville is like comparing hot sex to being punched in the balls repeatedly by a midget. :)
Quote from: Chrysops on May 04, 2011, 11:49:26 PM
is like comparing hot sex to being punched in the balls repeatedly by a midget.
Well, for some people..
Quote from: Chrysops on May 04, 2011, 11:49:26 PM
A fun, fast-paced waste of time... with aliens :granger:
Comparing Tremulous to Farmville is like comparing hot sex to being punched in the balls repeatedly by a midget. :)
But what happens when you compare sex with tremulous...
Quote from: Aviator on May 05, 2011, 05:38:31 AM
But what happens when you compare sex with tremulous...
I'm dominating in both, that's what. 8) 8) 8)
Quote from: Qrntz on May 05, 2011, 10:00:15 AM
Quote from: Aviator on May 05, 2011, 05:38:31 AM
But what happens when you compare sex with tremulous...
I'm dominating in both, that's what. 8) 8) 8)
Including buttsex.
Quote from: CreatureofHell on May 05, 2011, 11:20:41 AM
Quote from: Qrntz on May 05, 2011, 10:00:15 AM
Quote from: Aviator on May 05, 2011, 05:38:31 AM
But what happens when you compare sex with tremulous...
I'm dominating in both, that's what. 8) 8) 8)
Including buttsex.
Sure. But don't forget
I'm dominating!
Well played.
Quote from: Qrntz on May 05, 2011, 10:00:15 AM
Quote from: Aviator on May 05, 2011, 05:38:31 AM
But what happens when you compare sex with tremulous...
I'm dominating in both, that's what. 8) 8) 8)
For sure, but I bet an alpha male such as you dominates more at sex then tremulous. After all, a jaw has the capacity to destroy a boner much easily than a rifle has it to kill a dragoon.
Quote from: Chrysops on May 04, 2011, 11:49:26 PM
is like comparing hot sex to being punched in the balls repeatedly by a midget.
..i dont get it. whats the difference?
Quote from: toast on May 09, 2011, 08:20:24 PM
Quote from: Chrysops on May 04, 2011, 11:49:26 PM
is like comparing hot sex to being punched in the balls repeatedly by a midget.
..i dont get it. whats the difference?
The temperature.
Does being a christian automatically mean that I'm a douchebag?
-K
There are likely a few other factors involved in your being a douchebag, but the christian thing certainly can't help.
So you are saying that I am? I'm fairly certain (correct me if I'm wrong) I'm not that bad intentionally annoying. If I am, let me know and I'll stop.
-K
Quote from: Kasofa on May 12, 2011, 07:24:56 PM
So you are saying that I am? I'm fairly certain (correct me if I'm wrong) I'm not that bad intentionally annoying. If I am, let me know and I'll stop.
-K
Kasofa...I don't think you are INTENTIONALLY annoying, I just think we're all victims of your lack of intelligence. Also, this little signature ''-K'' you make at the end of almost all your posts, it makes make you lose all your credibility, because you sign a post, but you're trolling. It's a paradox between the serious act of signing something, and your trolling, which make you seem stupid. Of course, everything is personal.
-G
Quote from: Garion on May 13, 2011, 02:38:51 AM
^^^
O delicious irony of ironies! An unintelligent person so unintelligent that he's unaware of his own unintelligence and so berates a slightly less unintelligent individual for being unintelligent.
-K
Quote from: Kaine on May 13, 2011, 09:36:50 AM
Quote from: Garion on May 13, 2011, 02:38:51 AM
^^^
O delicious irony of ironies! An unintelligent person so unintelligent that he's unaware of his own unintelligence and so berates a slightly les unintelligent individual for being unintelligent.
-K
Atleast we agree that you're unintelligent, we'll get there!
-G-unit
(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b368/Blessed_Silence/Epic_Tetris_Fail_by_Kridily.png) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQTNBWIdLeI)
You need to step up your game son, that was just plain weak.
Well, at least we've established that anyone who posts here is unintelligent.
-K
Quote from: Kasofa on May 13, 2011, 05:02:21 PM
Well, at least we've established that anyone who posts here is unintelligent.
-K
I beg to differ. I think my post was extremely intelligent compared to most of what you can find on this forum.
Meis wins the topic.
-K
oh noes
/me mounts vcxzet.
I don't like the look of this. You might fall and hurt yourself Kaine. :-\
Quote from: CreatureofHell on May 13, 2011, 09:10:19 PM
I don't like the look of this. You might fall and hurt yourself Kaine. :-\
My investigation reports no cases of heavy thraumas, internal bleedings, zergling invasions or deaths resulting from using the missionary position. Safe and sound.
Quote from: Chrysops on May 04, 2011, 11:49:26 PM
Comparing Tremulous to Farmville is like comparing hot sex to being punched in the balls repeatedly by a midget. :)
New sig. <3
Quote from: OhaiReapd on May 14, 2011, 08:01:19 PM
Quote from: Chrysops on May 04, 2011, 11:49:26 PM
Comparing Tremulous to Farmville is like comparing hot sex to being punched in the balls repeatedly by a midget. :)
New sig. <3
Wholeheartedly agree. Farmville forever!