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Community => Off Topic => Topic started by: Chrysops on May 04, 2011, 07:07:34 pm

Title: Mormon Missionary stole my computer!
Post by: Chrysops on May 04, 2011, 07:07:34 pm
So I was downloading Tremulous (I play at the public library) and I got a phone call. So I stepped away for a second to be polite, and when I came back, there was a Mormon missionary sitting on my jacket watching some sappy video!
 "I think it logged you off" he says.
Really!? Not only are you going to steal my computer, but you are going to lie about it to boot? See if I ever worship your God you flipping prick!
God, please let these kids have tv so they don't have to spend all their free time on Facebook  :angel:
Title: Re: Mormon Missionary stole my computer!
Post by: Celestial_Rage on May 04, 2011, 07:23:14 pm
You deserve it.
Title: Re: Mormon Missionary stole my computer!
Post by: Qrntz on May 04, 2011, 07:38:05 pm
What is this I don't even.

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6e/Touched_by_His_Noodly_Appendage.jpg)
Title: Re: Mormon Missionary stole my computer!
Post by: Ripple on May 04, 2011, 07:50:45 pm
So I was downloading Tremulous (I play at the public library) and I got a phone call. So I stepped away for a second to be polite, and when I came back, there was a Mormon missionary sitting on my jacket watching some sappy video!
 "I think it logged you off" he says.
Really!? Not only are you going to steal my computer, but you are going to lie about it to boot? See if I ever worship your God you flipping prick!
God, please let these kids have tv so they don't have to spend all their free time on Facebook  :angel:
How did you know he was a Mormon missionary?
Title: Re: Mormon Missionary stole my computer!
Post by: Chrysops on May 04, 2011, 08:02:23 pm
They have name tags that says
"Brother xxy
Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints"
Kind of hard to miss.
Yes I deserved it, and if some satanist logged on there to chat on vampire freaks.com, well ok. But satanists are generally nice. It seems like only God loving people are douchebags.
Give Facebook a rest! It is only the illusion that you have a social life!
Title: Re: Mormon Missionary stole my computer!
Post by: Ripple on May 04, 2011, 08:12:27 pm

Give Facebook a rest! It is only the illusion that you have a social life!
I keep telling my sisters that, they won't listen.

But satanists are generally nice. It seems like only God loving people are douchebags.
I notice that too, but regardless of what religion people are, the more intelligent ones usually are "nicer" (duh).
Title: Re: Mormon Missionary stole my computer!
Post by: Demolution on May 04, 2011, 09:53:44 pm
Give Facebook a rest! It is only the illusion that you have a social life!

Dude what? Playing Trem in a public library is just as much a waste of time. A fun and fast paced waste of time, but still...
Title: Re: Mormon Missionary stole my computer!
Post by: CreatureofHell on May 04, 2011, 10:11:37 pm
Hahaha! Best story I've seen all day, thanks for the laugh.  :)
Title: Re: Mormon Missionary stole my computer!
Post by: Chrysops on May 04, 2011, 11:49:26 pm
A fun, fast-paced waste of time... with aliens :granger:

Comparing Tremulous to Farmville is like comparing hot sex to being punched in the balls repeatedly by a midget. :)
Title: Re: Mormon Missionary stole my computer!
Post by: kharnov on May 05, 2011, 12:46:41 am
is like comparing hot sex to being punched in the balls repeatedly by a midget.

Well, for some people..
Title: Re: Mormon Missionary stole my computer!
Post by: Aviator on May 05, 2011, 05:38:31 am
A fun, fast-paced waste of time... with aliens :granger:

Comparing Tremulous to Farmville is like comparing hot sex to being punched in the balls repeatedly by a midget. :)
But what happens when you compare sex with tremulous...
Title: Re: Mormon Missionary stole my computer!
Post by: Qrntz on May 05, 2011, 10:00:15 am
But what happens when you compare sex with tremulous...
I'm dominating in both, that's what. 8) 8) 8)
Title: Re: Mormon Missionary stole my computer!
Post by: CreatureofHell on May 05, 2011, 11:20:41 am
But what happens when you compare sex with tremulous...
I'm dominating in both, that's what. 8) 8) 8)
Including buttsex.
Title: Re: Mormon Missionary stole my computer!
Post by: Qrntz on May 05, 2011, 12:36:19 pm
But what happens when you compare sex with tremulous...
I'm dominating in both, that's what. 8) 8) 8)
Including buttsex.
Sure. But don't forget I'm dominating!
Title: Re: Mormon Missionary stole my computer!
Post by: Pazuzu on May 06, 2011, 01:03:39 am
Well played.
Title: Re: Mormon Missionary stole my computer!
Post by: Garion on May 06, 2011, 04:08:00 am
But what happens when you compare sex with tremulous...
I'm dominating in both, that's what. 8) 8) 8)

For sure, but I bet an alpha male such as you dominates more at sex then tremulous. After all, a jaw has the capacity to destroy a boner much easily than a rifle has it to kill a dragoon.
Title: Re: Mormon Missionary stole my computer!
Post by: toast on May 09, 2011, 08:20:24 pm
is like comparing hot sex to being punched in the balls repeatedly by a midget.


..i dont get it. whats the difference?
Title: Re: Mormon Missionary stole my computer!
Post by: CreatureofHell on May 09, 2011, 08:53:03 pm
is like comparing hot sex to being punched in the balls repeatedly by a midget.


..i dont get it. whats the difference?

The temperature.
Title: Re: Mormon Missionary stole my computer!
Post by: Kasofa on May 11, 2011, 08:58:34 pm
Does being a christian automatically mean that I'm a douchebag?

-K
Title: Re: Mormon Missionary stole my computer!
Post by: Tremulant on May 11, 2011, 10:46:57 pm
There are likely a few other factors involved in your being a douchebag, but the christian thing certainly can't help.
Title: Re: Mormon Missionary stole my computer!
Post by: Kasofa on May 12, 2011, 07:24:56 pm
So you are saying that I am? I'm fairly certain (correct me if I'm wrong) I'm not that bad intentionally annoying. If I am, let me know and I'll stop.

-K
Title: Re: Mormon Missionary stole my computer!
Post by: Garion on May 13, 2011, 02:38:51 am
So you are saying that I am? I'm fairly certain (correct me if I'm wrong) I'm not that bad intentionally annoying. If I am, let me know and I'll stop.

-K

Kasofa...I don't think you are INTENTIONALLY annoying, I just think we're all victims of your lack of intelligence. Also, this little signature ''-K'' you make at the end of almost all your posts, it makes make you lose all your credibility, because you sign a post, but you're trolling. It's a paradox between the serious act of signing something, and your trolling, which make you seem stupid. Of course, everything is personal.

-G
Title: Re: Mormon Missionary stole my computer!
Post by: Kaine on May 13, 2011, 09:36:50 am
^^^

O delicious irony of ironies!  An unintelligent person so unintelligent that he's unaware of his own unintelligence and so berates a slightly less unintelligent individual for being unintelligent.

-K
Title: Re: Mormon Missionary stole my computer!
Post by: Garion on May 13, 2011, 12:39:18 pm
^^^

O delicious irony of ironies!  An unintelligent person so unintelligent that he's unaware of his own unintelligence and so berates a slightly les unintelligent individual for being unintelligent.

-K

Atleast we agree that you're unintelligent, we'll get there!

-G-unit
Title: Re: Train you in the ways of the farce must I!
Post by: Kaine on May 13, 2011, 01:40:56 pm
(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b368/Blessed_Silence/Epic_Tetris_Fail_by_Kridily.png) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQTNBWIdLeI)

You need to step up your game son, that was just plain weak.
Title: Re: Mormon Missionary stole my computer!
Post by: Kasofa on May 13, 2011, 05:02:21 pm
Well, at least we've established that anyone who posts here is unintelligent.

-K
Title: Re: Mormon Missionary stole my computer!
Post by: CreatureofHell on May 13, 2011, 05:11:38 pm
Well, at least we've established that anyone who posts here is unintelligent.

-K

I beg to differ. I think my post was extremely intelligent compared to most of what you can find on this forum.
Title: Re: Mormon Missionary stole my computer!
Post by: Meisseli on May 13, 2011, 05:37:47 pm
Including buttsex.
This one?

Yep.
Title: Re: Mormon Missionary stole my computer!
Post by: Kasofa on May 13, 2011, 05:39:05 pm
Meis wins the topic.

-K
Title: Re: Mormon Missionary stole my computer!
Post by: CreatureofHell on May 13, 2011, 05:57:54 pm
Including buttsex.
This one?

Yep.

Oh right, I agree with Kasofa then.
Title: Mormon Missionary Position!
Post by: vcxzet on May 13, 2011, 06:48:26 pm
oh noes
Title: Re: Re: Mormon Missionary Position!
Post by: Kaine on May 13, 2011, 08:51:01 pm
/me mounts vcxzet.
Title: Re: Oh Noes
Post by: CreatureofHell on May 13, 2011, 09:10:19 pm
I don't like the look of this. You might fall and hurt yourself Kaine.  :-\
Title: Re: Oh Noes
Post by: Qrntz on May 14, 2011, 02:04:50 pm
I don't like the look of this. You might fall and hurt yourself Kaine.  :-\
My investigation reports no cases of heavy thraumas, internal bleedings, zergling invasions or deaths resulting from using the missionary position. Safe and sound.
Title: Re: Mormon Missionary stole my computer!
Post by: OhaiReapd on May 14, 2011, 08:01:19 pm
Comparing Tremulous to Farmville is like comparing hot sex to being punched in the balls repeatedly by a midget. :)

New sig. <3
Title: Re: Mormon Missionary stole my computer!
Post by: Plague Bringer on May 16, 2011, 01:32:49 am
Comparing Tremulous to Farmville is like comparing hot sex to being punched in the balls repeatedly by a midget. :)

New sig. <3
Wholeheartedly agree. Farmville forever!