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Chrysops

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Mormon Missionary stole my computer!
« on: May 04, 2011, 07:07:34 pm »
So I was downloading Tremulous (I play at the public library) and I got a phone call. So I stepped away for a second to be polite, and when I came back, there was a Mormon missionary sitting on my jacket watching some sappy video!
 "I think it logged you off" he says.
Really!? Not only are you going to steal my computer, but you are going to lie about it to boot? See if I ever worship your God you flipping prick!
God, please let these kids have tv so they don't have to spend all their free time on Facebook  :angel:
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Celestial_Rage

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Re: Mormon Missionary stole my computer!
« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2011, 07:23:14 pm »
You deserve it.
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Qrntz

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Re: Mormon Missionary stole my computer!
« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2011, 07:38:05 pm »
What is this I don't even.

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Quote from: {FoT|PeDrO} on December 14, 2011, 02:07:41 pm
You make up Qrntz, u always angry, just calmdown. :police:
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Ripple

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Re: Mormon Missionary stole my computer!
« Reply #3 on: May 04, 2011, 07:50:45 pm »
Quote from: Chrysops on May 04, 2011, 07:07:34 pm
So I was downloading Tremulous (I play at the public library) and I got a phone call. So I stepped away for a second to be polite, and when I came back, there was a Mormon missionary sitting on my jacket watching some sappy video!
 "I think it logged you off" he says.
Really!? Not only are you going to steal my computer, but you are going to lie about it to boot? See if I ever worship your God you flipping prick!
God, please let these kids have tv so they don't have to spend all their free time on Facebook  :angel:
How did you know he was a Mormon missionary?
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Quote from: Firstinaction on April 26, 2011, 04:25:09 am
I'm just clueless.

Chrysops

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Re: Mormon Missionary stole my computer!
« Reply #4 on: May 04, 2011, 08:02:23 pm »
They have name tags that says
"Brother xxy
Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints"
Kind of hard to miss.
Yes I deserved it, and if some satanist logged on there to chat on vampire freaks.com, well ok. But satanists are generally nice. It seems like only God loving people are douchebags.
Give Facebook a rest! It is only the illusion that you have a social life!
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Ripple

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Re: Mormon Missionary stole my computer!
« Reply #5 on: May 04, 2011, 08:12:27 pm »
Quote from: Chrysops on May 04, 2011, 08:02:23 pm

Give Facebook a rest! It is only the illusion that you have a social life!
I keep telling my sisters that, they won't listen.

Quote from: Chrysops on May 04, 2011, 08:02:23 pm
But satanists are generally nice. It seems like only God loving people are douchebags.
I notice that too, but regardless of what religion people are, the more intelligent ones usually are "nicer" (duh).
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Quote from: Firstinaction on April 26, 2011, 04:25:09 am
I'm just clueless.

Demolution

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Re: Mormon Missionary stole my computer!
« Reply #6 on: May 04, 2011, 09:53:44 pm »
Quote from: Chrysops on May 04, 2011, 08:02:23 pm
Give Facebook a rest! It is only the illusion that you have a social life!

Dude what? Playing Trem in a public library is just as much a waste of time. A fun and fast paced waste of time, but still...
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CreatureofHell

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Re: Mormon Missionary stole my computer!
« Reply #7 on: May 04, 2011, 10:11:37 pm »
Hahaha! Best story I've seen all day, thanks for the laugh.  :)
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Chrysops

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Re: Mormon Missionary stole my computer!
« Reply #8 on: May 04, 2011, 11:49:26 pm »
A fun, fast-paced waste of time... with aliens :granger:

Comparing Tremulous to Farmville is like comparing hot sex to being punched in the balls repeatedly by a midget. :)
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kharnov

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Re: Mormon Missionary stole my computer!
« Reply #9 on: May 05, 2011, 12:46:41 am »
Quote from: Chrysops on May 04, 2011, 11:49:26 pm
is like comparing hot sex to being punched in the balls repeatedly by a midget.

Well, for some people..
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Aviator

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Re: Mormon Missionary stole my computer!
« Reply #10 on: May 05, 2011, 05:38:31 am »
Quote from: Chrysops on May 04, 2011, 11:49:26 pm
A fun, fast-paced waste of time... with aliens :granger:

Comparing Tremulous to Farmville is like comparing hot sex to being punched in the balls repeatedly by a midget. :)
But what happens when you compare sex with tremulous...
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Qrntz

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Re: Mormon Missionary stole my computer!
« Reply #11 on: May 05, 2011, 10:00:15 am »
Quote from: Aviator on May 05, 2011, 05:38:31 am
But what happens when you compare sex with tremulous...
I'm dominating in both, that's what. 8) 8) 8)
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Quote from: {FoT|PeDrO} on December 14, 2011, 02:07:41 pm
You make up Qrntz, u always angry, just calmdown. :police:
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CreatureofHell

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Re: Mormon Missionary stole my computer!
« Reply #12 on: May 05, 2011, 11:20:41 am »
Quote from: Qrntz on May 05, 2011, 10:00:15 am
Quote from: Aviator on May 05, 2011, 05:38:31 am
But what happens when you compare sex with tremulous...
I'm dominating in both, that's what. 8) 8) 8)
Including buttsex.
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Qrntz

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Re: Mormon Missionary stole my computer!
« Reply #13 on: May 05, 2011, 12:36:19 pm »
Quote from: CreatureofHell on May 05, 2011, 11:20:41 am
Quote from: Qrntz on May 05, 2011, 10:00:15 am
Quote from: Aviator on May 05, 2011, 05:38:31 am
But what happens when you compare sex with tremulous...
I'm dominating in both, that's what. 8) 8) 8)
Including buttsex.
Sure. But don't forget I'm dominating!
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Quote from: {FoT|PeDrO} on December 14, 2011, 02:07:41 pm
You make up Qrntz, u always angry, just calmdown. :police:
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Pazuzu

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Re: Mormon Missionary stole my computer!
« Reply #14 on: May 06, 2011, 01:03:39 am »
Well played.
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Garion

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Re: Mormon Missionary stole my computer!
« Reply #15 on: May 06, 2011, 04:08:00 am »
Quote from: Qrntz on May 05, 2011, 10:00:15 am
Quote from: Aviator on May 05, 2011, 05:38:31 am
But what happens when you compare sex with tremulous...
I'm dominating in both, that's what. 8) 8) 8)

For sure, but I bet an alpha male such as you dominates more at sex then tremulous. After all, a jaw has the capacity to destroy a boner much easily than a rifle has it to kill a dragoon.
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toast

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Re: Mormon Missionary stole my computer!
« Reply #16 on: May 09, 2011, 08:20:24 pm »
Quote from: Chrysops on May 04, 2011, 11:49:26 pm
is like comparing hot sex to being punched in the balls repeatedly by a midget.


..i dont get it. whats the difference?
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CreatureofHell

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Re: Mormon Missionary stole my computer!
« Reply #17 on: May 09, 2011, 08:53:03 pm »
Quote from: toast on May 09, 2011, 08:20:24 pm
Quote from: Chrysops on May 04, 2011, 11:49:26 pm
is like comparing hot sex to being punched in the balls repeatedly by a midget.


..i dont get it. whats the difference?

The temperature.
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Kasofa

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Re: Mormon Missionary stole my computer!
« Reply #18 on: May 11, 2011, 08:58:34 pm »
Does being a christian automatically mean that I'm a douchebag?

-K
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Re: Mormon Missionary stole my computer!
« Reply #19 on: May 11, 2011, 10:46:57 pm »
There are likely a few other factors involved in your being a douchebag, but the christian thing certainly can't help.
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Kasofa

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Re: Mormon Missionary stole my computer!
« Reply #20 on: May 12, 2011, 07:24:56 pm »
So you are saying that I am? I'm fairly certain (correct me if I'm wrong) I'm not that bad intentionally annoying. If I am, let me know and I'll stop.

-K
« Last Edit: May 12, 2011, 07:31:16 pm by Kasofa »
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Garion

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Re: Mormon Missionary stole my computer!
« Reply #21 on: May 13, 2011, 02:38:51 am »
Quote from: Kasofa on May 12, 2011, 07:24:56 pm
So you are saying that I am? I'm fairly certain (correct me if I'm wrong) I'm not that bad intentionally annoying. If I am, let me know and I'll stop.

-K

Kasofa...I don't think you are INTENTIONALLY annoying, I just think we're all victims of your lack of intelligence. Also, this little signature ''-K'' you make at the end of almost all your posts, it makes make you lose all your credibility, because you sign a post, but you're trolling. It's a paradox between the serious act of signing something, and your trolling, which make you seem stupid. Of course, everything is personal.

-G
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Kaine

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Re: Mormon Missionary stole my computer!
« Reply #22 on: May 13, 2011, 09:36:50 am »
Quote from: Garion on May 13, 2011, 02:38:51 am
^^^

O delicious irony of ironies!  An unintelligent person so unintelligent that he's unaware of his own unintelligence and so berates a slightly less unintelligent individual for being unintelligent.

-K
« Last Edit: May 13, 2011, 01:32:38 pm by Kaine »
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Garion

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Re: Mormon Missionary stole my computer!
« Reply #23 on: May 13, 2011, 12:39:18 pm »
Quote from: Kaine on May 13, 2011, 09:36:50 am
Quote from: Garion on May 13, 2011, 02:38:51 am
^^^

O delicious irony of ironies!  An unintelligent person so unintelligent that he's unaware of his own unintelligence and so berates a slightly les unintelligent individual for being unintelligent.

-K

Atleast we agree that you're unintelligent, we'll get there!

-G-unit
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Kaine

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Re: Train you in the ways of the farce must I!
« Reply #24 on: May 13, 2011, 01:40:56 pm »


You need to step up your game son, that was just plain weak.
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Kasofa

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Re: Mormon Missionary stole my computer!
« Reply #25 on: May 13, 2011, 05:02:21 pm »
Well, at least we've established that anyone who posts here is unintelligent.

-K
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CreatureofHell

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Re: Mormon Missionary stole my computer!
« Reply #26 on: May 13, 2011, 05:11:38 pm »
Quote from: Kasofa on May 13, 2011, 05:02:21 pm
Well, at least we've established that anyone who posts here is unintelligent.

-K

I beg to differ. I think my post was extremely intelligent compared to most of what you can find on this forum.
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Re: Mormon Missionary stole my computer!
« Reply #27 on: May 13, 2011, 05:37:47 pm »
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Kasofa

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Re: Mormon Missionary stole my computer!
« Reply #28 on: May 13, 2011, 05:39:05 pm »
Meis wins the topic.

-K
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CreatureofHell

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Re: Mormon Missionary stole my computer!
« Reply #29 on: May 13, 2011, 05:57:54 pm »
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