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Title: Keep a healthy level of insanity.
Post by: thirdstreettito on November 12, 2007, 08:17:04 pm
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Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity .
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It, 'In.'

5 . Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker for 3 weeks. < I> Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espre sso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Smuggling Diamonds.'

7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy.'

8 . Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip, Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is, 'To Go.'

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You 're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won!, I Won!'

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling, 'Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......

Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.

Its Called ....... therapy!
Title: Keep a healthy level of insanity.
Post by: BunnyTheLifeguard on November 12, 2007, 08:19:32 pm
cool

 :D  :)  :(  :o  :eek:  :-?  8)  :x  :P  :oops:  :cry:  :evil:  :roll:  :wink:  :O  D:  :acidtube:  :advmarauder:  :armoury:  :barricade:  :basilisk:  :battlesuit:  :battpack:  :booster:  :defcomp:  :dragoon:  :dretch:  :egg:  :granger:  :grenade:  :helmet:  :hive:  :hovel:  :human:  :jetpack:  :marauder:  :medstat:  :overmind:  :reactor:  :repeater:  :telenode:  :tesla:  :trapper:  :turret:  :tyrant:
 :D  :)  :(  :o  :eek:  :-?  8)  :x  :P  :oops:  :cry:  :evil:  :roll:  :wink:  :O  D:  :acidtube:  :advmarauder:  :armoury:  :barricade:  :basilisk:  :battlesuit:  :battpack:  :booster:  :defcomp:  :dragoon:  :dretch:  :egg:  :granger:  :grenade:  :helmet:  :hive:  :hovel:  :human:  :jetpack:  :marauder:  :medstat:  :overmind:  :reactor:  :repeater:  :telenode:  :tesla:  :trapper:  :turret:  :tyrant:
Title: Keep a healthy level of insanity.
Post by: Caveman on November 13, 2007, 01:20:28 am
whoa there is really someone out there salvaging the trash bags from the last decade.
Title: that shit's older than King Tut's mom...
Post by: player1 on November 13, 2007, 05:37:36 am
Quote from: "Caveman"
whoa there is really someone out there salvaging the trash bags from the last decade.


all too true

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Title: Re: Keep a healthy level of insanity.
Post by: Eyn Xaeyn on December 01, 2007, 02:32:22 pm
finally someone understands my philosophy
Title: Re: Keep a healthy level of insanity.
Post by: The MC Horton Crankfire on December 01, 2007, 05:21:33 pm
whoa there is really someone out there salvaging the trash bags from the last decade.

QFT
Title: Re: Keep a healthy level of insanity.
Post by: epsy on December 01, 2007, 07:41:06 pm
finally someone understands my philosophy
what's your philosophy already?

reliving dead topics with pointless posts?
Title: Re: Keep a healthy level of insanity.
Post by: kozak6 on December 01, 2007, 10:52:39 pm
Well, it could also be posting old chain emails.
Title: Re: Keep a healthy level of insanity.
Post by: Eyn Xaeyn on December 02, 2007, 11:30:09 pm
finally someone understands my philosophy
what's your philosophy already?

reliving dead topics with pointless posts?

no, to be
Eyn Xæyn[move]Eyn Xæyn[move]Eyn Xæyn
Title: Re: Keep a healthy level of insanity.
Post by: KnightofNi on December 03, 2007, 05:15:17 pm
In Accordance With The Prophecy, I don't get it. But the bit about ordering diet water was pretty funny  :D .
Title: Re: Keep a healthy level of insanity.
Post by: Eyn Xaeyn on December 03, 2007, 09:28:14 pm
In Accordance With The Prophecy, I don't get it. But the bit about ordering diet water was pretty funny  :D .

yes it was funny, in accordance with the Prophecy
Title: Re: Keep a healthy level of insanity.
Post by: Death On Ice on December 04, 2007, 12:49:32 am
This post was ripped from the }MG{ Forums :o

http://www.mercenariesguild.net/forum/index.php?topic=780.0

Or so I think, as the }MG{ one was posted first (Or so says the forum clock)
Title: Re: Keep a healthy level of insanity.
Post by: thirdstreettito on December 04, 2007, 11:26:13 am
Actually I got it from the BeerGarden Forums.
Title: Re: Keep a healthy level of insanity.
Post by: Menace13 on December 04, 2007, 12:40:34 pm
I got that E-Mail, in accordance with the prophecy!
Title: Re: Keep a healthy level of insanity.
Post by: Kaleo on December 05, 2007, 06:20:43 am
too true...




... In Accordance With The Prophecy...