Keep a healthy level of insanity.

[thirdstreettito]

Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity .
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It, 'In.'

5 . Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker for 3 weeks. < I> Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espre sso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Smuggling Diamonds.'

7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy.'

8 . Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip, Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is, 'To Go.'

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You 're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won!, I Won!'

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling, 'Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......

Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.

Its Called ....... therapy!

[BunnyTheLifeguard]

cool

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       :eek:  :-?    :x    :oops:  :cry:  :evil:  :roll:  :wink:  :O  D:                                                          

[Caveman]

whoa there is really someone out there salvaging the trash bags from the last decade.

[player1]

whoa there is really someone out there salvaging the trash bags from the last decade.

all too true

[Eyn Xaeyn]

finally someone understands my philosophy

[The MC Horton Crankfire]

whoa there is really someone out there salvaging the trash bags from the last decade.

QFT

[epsy]

finally someone understands my philosophy

what's your philosophy already?

reliving dead topics with pointless posts?

[kozak6]

Well, it could also be posting old chain emails.

[Eyn Xaeyn]

finally someone understands my philosophy

what's your philosophy already?

reliving dead topics with pointless posts?

no, to be

Eyn Xæyn[move]Eyn Xæyn[move]Eyn Xæyn

[KnightofNi]

In Accordance With The Prophecy, I don't get it. But the bit about ordering diet water was pretty funny  .

[Eyn Xaeyn]

In Accordance With The Prophecy, I don't get it. But the bit about ordering diet water was pretty funny  .

yes it was funny, in accordance with the Prophecy

[Death On Ice]

This post was ripped from the }MG{ Forums

http://www.mercenariesguild.net/forum/index.php?topic=780.0

Or so I think, as the }MG{ one was posted first (Or so says the forum clock)

[thirdstreettito]

Actually I got it from the BeerGarden Forums.

[Menace13]

I got that E-Mail, in accordance with the prophecy!

[Kaleo]

too true...




... In Accordance With The Prophecy...