Poll
Question:
Like this game?
Option 1: This game is awesome.
votes: 11
Option 2: I think it is kinda lame.
votes: 2
Option 3: Your game is teh phail.
votes: 5
Yes, another silly post-count game.
Every post must contain exactly one haiku, and nothing more.
(This post is granted an exception by OP.)
If you need a reminder on what a Haiku is, its 5-7-5 sylables.
For more info, click here (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiku).
Lets get this started.
I post my Haiku right here.
Next one does the same.
This game sounds pretty fun
I get to be second post
Whee go post count go!
This is a neat thread.
Spam will come in haiku form.
Most will post badly.
Speaking in haiku
Is quite fun to do online
Please don't close this thread. :)
What are you meaning?
I don't know what Haiku is,
Can you explain more?
five syllables first
then seven syllables next
then five more to end
Half this thread's content
Will be dedicated to
Explaining haikus
Since he asked so nice,
I just couldn't help myself.
I had to explain.
i read the whole damn thing
i still dont understand
I CANT TAKE LIFE ANYMORE!
Quote from: firebladez212 on November 16, 2007, 04:11:15 AM
i read the whole damn thing
i still dont understand
I CANT TAKE LIFE ANYMORE!
Wow. I mean, just wow.
I mean really freaking wow.
Hope that was a joke.
at least this thread has
more structure than the 5 word
per post thead contains
I'd post something fun
However I hate Haiku
Structure makes brain hurt
no that wasnt a joke
i dont know how to play
im just typing 5 words
for every line i use
Leaving human base
Stop, rifle ready, I listen
tyrant roars. sigh, respawn.
I do need more posts,
I really do need more posts,
So I need more posts.
Devs changed the forum.
From phpBB2
to SMF, dude.
To celebrate this,
Techhead proposed a haiku
contest. Who will win?
Here is my entry.
It is, I hope, the winner.
Internet cookie, please.
Dretch poised above door.
Humans are camping inside.
I wait for evos.
Two fold I feel contempt
You guys make make no rhyme attempt
Or is that irrelevant?
Before you critique,
One would think that you might have,
Mastered the basics.
Count the syllables.
First five, then seven, then five.
Rhyming may come next.
I still don't know how,
I think this is kind of weird,
Let's try something else.
:)
I HATE YOU ALL
NONE OF THESE RYHME
I WILL KILL YOU WITH FIRE
Oh pl0x, you funny n00b
We're following the 5-7-5 rule
Read the topic silly fool
that was a
5 11 5
wheres your god now?
(http://www.mancrush.com/images/guys/original/280.jpg)
"It's like we're looking
Down on our basement, only
That's not our basement"
Knowledge is power,
How do I sorted my sig.
Mercenaries Guild.
8)
Knowledge is not power
Unless you know it,
About the right person.
Please learn how to play,
Its not fun with you noobs here,
I want you to leave.
how do i made good haiku
it is not fun for me
wit you means here
I think n00b pl0x is,
going for the smite record,
he is mad fun yo.
The cake a lie!? No!
Cake is delicious and moist
Or so I have heard.
i r not teh smell
but you are teh smelly newb
i pown your rifle
my tyrant go rawr
i will slice your head in half
i rape your bum-bum
i love you long time
i r make you big hawt love
sex is orgasmic
i am off topic
time to get back on to it
i are stop posting
Quote from: Make on November 17, 2007, 05:05:02 PM
The cake a lie exclamation mark question mark No exclamation mark
Cake is delicious and moist
Or so I have heard.
you are be the phail
you are make the 18 pew
i r change symbols
I have no karma
At least it's not negative
It could be much worse
go install the game
the website is below fool
the game r pwnhax
go to this website
tremulous.net/files
it r contain phile
I made you a rhyme.
You can read it anytime.
Now try pantomime.
Quote from: player1 on November 18, 2007, 07:22:25 AM
I made you a rhyme.
You can read it anytime.
Now try pantomime.
nty nty no.
nty nty nty no.
nty nty no.
Another one fails,
PlayerOne was on his tail.
Oh look one more fail.
[Meh, I was never any good at poetry]
I hate poetry,
as it is lame and boring,
so I don't make rhymes.
I added a poll.
Note all of the poll options.
They make a Haiku.
Quote from: Fukacz on November 18, 2007, 05:59:15 PM
I hate poetry,
as it is lame and boring,
so I don't make rhymes.
Poetry has three
Syllables so therefore you
Have failed. That's so sad.
Quote from: player1 on November 18, 2007, 08:23:10 PM
Quote from: Fukacz on November 18, 2007, 05:59:15 PM
I hate poetry,
as it is lame and boring,
so I don't make rhymes.
Poetry has three
Syllables so therefore you
Have failed. That's so sad.
As far as I know
hate has one syllable, so
you are phailure here.
Sorry spoke in haste.
Upon further reflection
I see you are right.
Finding fault with you,
Before the morning coffee;
I will count again.
Please accept my heart
-felt apologies. You, sir,
are haiku master.
Good God player1,
of course Fukacz is master
you must worship him!
Only One is worth
Our worship. Only One is
The real true Master.
(I think that it's dead -
Sorry dude I killed your thread!
Look where this has led...)
Parenthetically
Speaking I said, "I think that
Your thread may be dead."
edit'd to avoid the dreaded double-post
it's lonely in here...
where are the haiku?
there are no new ones today!
post me more please!pwease?
Players will kill me
If one point two is not done
We will finish SOON
will you finish soon?
cool i wanna play it now!
twill be awsome ha
I said SOON, not soon
But we are working on it
So it will be done
Quote from: Timbo on November 21, 2007, 05:28:13 PM
I said SOON, not soon
But we are working on it
So it will be done
oh, i'm teh sorry
please dont give lower karma
Or i will smite you
No don't smite Timbo,
He could ban you with a click,
So just applaud him!
Quote from: HamStar on November 21, 2007, 08:47:58 PM
No don't smite Timbo,
He could ban you with a click,
So just applaud him!
Indeed so, allthough,
i was actually talking,
to all of you guys
The stellar pig spoke
And what he said is the truth
I enjoy applause
I appluaded you
in fact you are a trem dev
does that mean i win?
no it does not ha
means u applauded him fool
u r just phailed
Devs on the forum.
Timbo plays haiku with us.
How cool is that, dudes?
Oh what fun it is
To post and post with you now
Blah blah blah blah blah
Oh great smiting wit,
We are joyful at thy curse;
Truly thou art wise.
The dretch gets a kill
An evolution occurs
And what happens next?
Useless basilisk
Skitter skitter bite- failure
Big noisy target
A frag is wasted
The marauder is better
It's worth it to wait
Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
Quote from: player1 on November 22, 2007, 06:30:21 PM
Devs on the forum.
Timbo plays haiku with us.
How cool is that, dudes?
Not to cool at all
he is not programming now
we wait forever
i luci the rants
the bsuit chains them to death
o how i love trem
my guns ablazing
is that a...oh no it is
oh no the POOPIE
spare me o poopie
i will serve you as a slave
and rape you tonight
uh oh i am dead
he slashed me the dreaded rant
o how i hate u
yay the most haikus
posted yet in one long post
hoorah for haiku!
Quote from: Geni3 on November 27, 2007, 06:14:45 AM
Quote from: player1 on November 22, 2007, 06:30:21 PM
Devs on the forum.
Timbo plays haiku with us.
How cool is that, dudes?
Not to cool at all
he is not programming now
we wait forever
Surely we have time
Enough to allow the man
A little leisure.
After all, isn't
There somewhere someone else thinks
You should be right now?
It was really hard
To understand the grammar
in your last haiku
A tiny human,
holding only his rifle,
got raped by a dretch.
Quote from: Geni3 on November 28, 2007, 08:19:56 AM
It was really hard
To understand the grammar
in your last haiku
Look closely young son.
Pearls of hidden wisdom may
Be cast before swine.
Haiku in the fames!
Join us in the best of games!
Or you are the lames!
I rhymed the Haiku!
Join me or I will hate you!
I drop you in goo!
Haiku is the best!
I would never lie, it is!
Don't you all agree?