Haiku Game!

[hitchen1]

The cake a lie exclamation mark question mark No exclamation mark
Cake is delicious and moist
Or so I have heard.

you are be the phail
you are make the 18 pew
i r change symbols

[kozak6]

I have no karma
At least it's not negative
It could be much worse

[hitchen1]

go install the game
the website is below fool
the game r pwnhax


go to this website
tremulous.net/files
it r contain phile

[player1]

I made you a rhyme.
You can read it anytime.
Now try pantomime.

[hitchen1]

I made you a rhyme.
You can read it anytime.
Now try pantomime.

nty nty no.
nty nty nty no.
nty nty no.

[Overdose]

Another one fails,
PlayerOne was on his tail.
Oh look one more fail.

[Meh, I was never any good at poetry]

[Fukacz]

I hate poetry,
as it is lame and boring,
so I don't make rhymes.

[techhead]

I added a poll.
Note all of the poll options.
They make a Haiku.

[player1]

I hate poetry,
as it is lame and boring,
so I don't make rhymes.

Poetry has three
Syllables so therefore you
Have failed. That's so sad.

[Fukacz]

I hate poetry,
as it is lame and boring,
so I don't make rhymes.

Poetry has three
Syllables so therefore you
Have failed. That's so sad.

As far as I know
hate has one syllable, so
you are phailure here.

[player1]

Sorry spoke in haste.
Upon further reflection
I see you are right.

Finding fault with you,
Before the morning coffee;
I will count again.

Please accept my heart
-felt apologies. You, sir,
are haiku master.

[HamStar]

Good God player1,
of course Fukacz is master
you must worship him!

[player1]

Only One is worth
Our worship. Only One is
The real true Master.

(I think that it's dead -
Sorry dude I killed your thread!
Look where this has led...)

Parenthetically
Speaking I said, "I think that
Your thread may be dead."

edit'd to avoid the dreaded double-post
it's lonely in here...

[hitchen1]

where are the haiku?
there are no new ones today!
post me more please!pwease?

[Timbo]

Players will kill me
If one point two is not done
We will finish SOON

[hitchen1]

will you finish soon?
cool i wanna play it now!
twill be awsome ha

[Timbo]

I said SOON, not soon
But we are working on it
So it will be done

[hitchen1]

I said SOON, not soon
But we are working on it
So it will be done

oh, i'm teh sorry
please dont give lower karma
Or i will smite you

[HamStar]

No don't smite Timbo,
He could ban you with a click,
So just applaud him!

[hitchen1]

No don't smite Timbo,
He could ban you with a click,
So just applaud him!

Indeed so, allthough,
i was actually talking,
to all of you guys

[Timbo]

The stellar pig spoke
And what he said is the truth
I enjoy applause

[mooseberry]

I appluaded you

in fact you are a trem dev

does that mean i win?

[hitchen1]

no it does not ha
means u applauded him fool
u r just phailed

[player1]

Devs on the forum.
Timbo plays haiku with us.
How cool is that, dudes?

[kaziorvb]

Oh what fun it is
To post and post with you now
Blah blah blah blah blah

[player1]

Oh great smiting wit,
We are joyful at thy curse;
Truly thou art wise.

[kozak6]

The dretch gets a kill
An evolution occurs
And what happens next?

Useless basilisk
Skitter skitter bite- failure
Big noisy target

A frag is wasted
The marauder is better
It's worth it to wait

[Thorn]

Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

[Geni3]

Devs on the forum.
Timbo plays haiku with us.
How cool is that, dudes?

Not to cool at all
he is not programming now
we wait forever

[Menace13]

i luci the rants
the bsuit chains them to death
o how i love trem

my guns ablazing
is that a...oh no it is
oh no the POOPIE

spare me o poopie
i will serve you as a slave
and rape you tonight

uh oh i am dead
he slashed me the dreaded rant
o how i hate u

yay the most haikus
posted yet in one long post
hoorah for haiku!