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Title: Is there a psychoneurosis test i can take?
Post by: Evlesoa on December 09, 2007, 07:54:06 am
I think i got mental issues, and by this i mean: Unstable emotions, constant thoughts in chaos, incredible head aches that last for hours, and depressive thoughts / low self-worth and stress

I've been told i need to see a shrink, but i rather just find out if i got a problem or something, i mean i feel normal, but people tell me im not.

Halp pl0x, and thx ya.
Title: Re: Is there a psychoneurosis test i can take?
Post by: NiTRoX on December 09, 2007, 07:56:30 am
I think it has allready been pointed out to you that you should not discuss your personal life and issues on the internet.

It's for your own good anyways..
Title: Re: Is there a psychoneurosis test i can take?
Post by: PIE on December 09, 2007, 08:02:16 am
Tests won't help you out all that much. You need to talk to someone.. i'm not being an ass or anything i'm being serious.  If you think there is something wrong with you, especially mentally, there is no way you can diagnose yourself with a test successfully. No doubt there are lots of tests out there that may give you some good pointers and advice if you find going to someone impossible.. honestly.. its probably just your age and the people around you though. There could be a lot of things to explain it, maybe just a mental problem is the easy way to not deal with it.

*While I don't have anything against you posting personal stuff and will support it because its not against any rules or anything as long as you don't start making tons and tons of them, nothing stops people from being assholes to you and exploiting your problems and it might not be a good idea to publicly air them amongst anyone who happens by this thread.
Title: Re: Is there a psychoneurosis test i can take?
Post by: Rocinante on December 09, 2007, 08:25:35 am
Quote from: Evlesoa on December 09, 2007, 07:54:06 am
I've been told i need to see a shrink, but i rather just find out if i got a problem or something, i mean i feel normal, but people tell me im not.

Hey, we met once before not that long ago.  My advice?  Talk to a shrink.  Keep in mind, they're not just for people who have problems, but also for people who think they need help - and you appear to be in that category.  It certainly can't hurt to talk to a professional about how you're feeling, and at the very least give you a better outlet for your anger and emotions than talking to a web forum where 90% of the people who reply seem to do so more for the benefit of their post count or underdeveloped ego and less for the possibility of actually passing on half-decent words of wisdom.

If you need help finding someone, you *could* try the guidance at your school; but my experience has been that they don't always know who to send you to, and don't always know the right thing to do.  You've mentioned elsewhere that you're taking college-level courses, if that entails going to a campus somewhere you might seek out the psychology department on campus.  While they may not do sessions themselves, I'm sure they'll know of someone in the area who does.
Title: Re: Is there a psychoneurosis test i can take?
Post by: Lava Croft on December 09, 2007, 12:10:09 pm
I suggest you slit your wrists right away. Trust me on this, it's the best solution for everybody.

PS: If you are afraid you might cut your wrists but you actually do not really want to, use this:

(http://satgnu.net/upload/lava/wrist_protection.JPG)
Title: Re: Is there a psychoneurosis test i can take?
Post by: + OPTIMUS + on December 09, 2007, 12:18:37 pm

I think Eve just needs a chick. love makes u happy, gives you adrenaline, gives u perspective, and fun, and maybe some will to get on ur feet and so on and that's all. it also helps to get rid of your "invisible friends", such as Lava and PIE ^^
Title: Re: Is there a psychoneurosis test i can take?
Post by: Lava Croft on December 09, 2007, 12:48:46 pm
Quote from: + OPTIMUS + on December 09, 2007, 12:18:37 pm

I think Eve just needs a chick. love makes u happy, gives you adrenaline, gives u perspective, and fun, and maybe some will to get on ur feet and so on and that's all. it also helps to get rid of your "invisible friends", such as Lava and PIE ^^

You have a chick, or several chicks, as you constantly tell us, and you still are not cool. So what good is it gonna do to Evlesoa, who is certainly far more deranged than you will ever hope to be.

I stand by my verdict; cut your wrists!
Title: Re: Is there a psychoneurosis test i can take?
Post by: Shadowgandor on December 09, 2007, 01:05:53 pm
Quote from: + OPTIMUS + on December 09, 2007, 12:18:37 pm
I think Eve just needs a chick. love makes u happy, gives you adrenaline, gives u perspective, and fun, and maybe some will to get on ur feet and so on and that's all. it also helps to get rid of your "invisible friends", such as Lava and PIE ^^
Ah, figures. Never had a girlfriend in my entire life and i'm still happy (and no, i'm not gay lol)
Title: Re: Is there a psychoneurosis test i can take?
Post by: zybork on December 09, 2007, 02:28:08 pm
Quote from: Evlesoa on December 09, 2007, 07:54:06 am
I think i got mental issues, ...
Ah! That's the reason why you use assembler code instead of high level programming languages! ;D

Hey man, DON'T discuss such things here. Go to a doctor.
Title: Re: Is there a psychoneurosis test i can take?
Post by: + OPTIMUS + on December 09, 2007, 02:56:58 pm
Quote from: Lava Croft on December 09, 2007, 12:48:46 pm
You have a chick, or several chicks, as you constantly tell us, and you still are not cool. So what good is it gonna do to Evlesoa, who is certainly far more deranged than you will ever hope to be.

I stand by my verdict; cut your wrists!

i rly think concentrating on someone else can make you a bit organized, and it's not about coolness, ask a friend about that. looking at your own bellybutton and listening to nine inch nails 24/7 will not fix problems.

cutting wrists is a bad kind of emo-overdose solution and i don't support it personally. not even as a very cool joke supported by a very cool and funny picture from the internet what should deserve an own thread here to make a ROTFLMAO-wave.

 :-*

@Shadowgandor

well okay, but maybe you have friends to balance the things.
Title: Re: Is there a psychoneurosis test i can take?
Post by: tuple on December 09, 2007, 04:15:18 pm
Maybe you do need a doctor.  Maybe you are just young and foolish (as all of us are or have been :) )  Hearing people say that there is something wrong with you can mean many things, but it would definitely be worth getting a good psychologists thoughts on it.  +1 to going to the nearest college and asking their departments.  Also, there is a good chance that your state has free mental health programs that may be a little easier to swing without telling your parents you're going to the shrink.

And don't take the online world too seriously :)
Title: Re: Is there a psychoneurosis test i can take?
Post by: Caveman on December 09, 2007, 04:31:04 pm
Don't the words "conspiracy", "brother" and "Evlesoa" ring some bells?

This is all a hoax. No one (even Evlesoa) can be that dumb to seek psychological guidance on a games forum. Heck his mother is working for the NY Municipal and they sure do have programs for this nut case of an employer dependant.
Title: Re: Is there a psychoneurosis test i can take?
Post by: Evlesoa on December 09, 2007, 05:00:04 pm
Well appearantly, from what i know, my real problem is dealing with so much stress and this is leading to me becoming weird and stuff. How about feeling every emotion at one time? Not fun.
Title: Re: Is there a psychoneurosis test i can take?
Post by: zybork on December 09, 2007, 05:04:28 pm
Quote from: Caveman on December 09, 2007, 04:31:04 pm
This is all a hoax. No one (even Evlesoa) can be that dumb to seek psychological guidance on a games forum.

NEVER underestimate the power of stupidity  ;) ...  ::) ... :'(

But I agree, Evlesoa ist just faking.

Hey, man, If you've got nothing to do - don't do it here!
Title: Re: Is there a psychoneurosis test i can take?
Post by: Evlesoa on December 09, 2007, 05:13:20 pm
actually im not faking...

It comes and goes, and it's not as severe as you think it is.

and i seek advice when http://google.com fails to answer my questions (which it did about the test)
Title: Re: Is there a psychoneurosis test i can take?
Post by: Caveman on December 09, 2007, 05:21:08 pm
advice?
Go and get a life, moron.
What makes you different than anyone of the billion people out there that have problems of their own?

This site is about tremulous and fun, and you are no fun at all.
We don't want to hear/read whatever you think is puting you down.

WE DO NOT CARE.
Get medical help, you know where to find it.
Or simply die.
WE DO NOT CARE.
Title: Re: Is there a psychoneurosis test i can take?
Post by: Nux on December 09, 2007, 05:35:59 pm
I find it funny how people on both sides of the fence are giving him exactly what he really wants.

The attention you give him is validating him in his frustrated life.

My advice to you Evlesoa is to go out and do things you wouldn't normally. Be adventurous. Do things because they scare you. You'll find it gives you a whole lot of self-worth.
Title: Re: Is there a psychoneurosis test i can take?
Post by: Shadowgandor on December 09, 2007, 06:18:54 pm
Quote from: Nux on December 09, 2007, 05:35:59 pm
I find it funny how people on both sides of the fence are giving him exactly what he really wants.

The attention you give him is validating him in his frustrated life.

My advice to you Evlesoa is to go out and do things you wouldn't normally. Be adventurous. Do things because they scare you. You'll find it gives you a whole lot of self-worth.

Like diving between some unknown fishes with huge teeth. Those things scared me to death :'(
I wanna do it again noa
Title: Re: Is there a psychoneurosis test i can take?
Post by: Evlesoa on December 09, 2007, 06:34:44 pm
I've barred myself from the world lol, i have a big issue with people in new york. I dont like them.

BTW I found my solution.

(http://www.veryfunnypics.com/pics/misc/images/fuckitol.jpg)
Title: Re: Is there a psychoneurosis test i can take?
Post by: The MC Horton Crankfire on December 09, 2007, 07:29:32 pm
uh why not ask bill gates?
Title: Re: Is there a psychoneurosis test i can take?
Post by: zybork on December 09, 2007, 08:07:04 pm
Quote from: Nux on December 09, 2007, 05:35:59 pm
The attention you give him is validating him in his frustrated life.

Isn't this supposed to be a good deed? ;-)
Title: Re: Is there a psychoneurosis test i can take?
Post by: Evlesoa on December 09, 2007, 08:32:41 pm
lol as i said, it's not as bad as you think...

Im not sitting depressed every day like a braindead child, or yet constantly crying then laughing or w/e...

No no, i simply feel sad, and think bad of myself like once a day and feel depressed like for a few mins and then back to whatever i do. so dont think im like totally emo or w/e, no its not that severe lmao...
Title: Re: Is there a psychoneurosis test i can take?
Post by: Caveman on December 09, 2007, 08:38:21 pm
Good deed?
Well....

I suppose we could append that it is down the road and not across the street....
Title: Re: Is there a psychoneurosis test i can take?
Post by: Evlesoa on December 09, 2007, 09:06:58 pm
To everyone that has forgot, this might be a gaming forum, but offtopic is a non-gaming section.

Therefore, bullshit about girls, highschool, things you do, personal stuff, out-side topics shouldnt be allowed. However, this is not the case. So let people speak, after all I am not spamming like some people here do *cough*

Lol, anyway, just be constructive cmon people!
Title: Re: Is there a psychoneurosis test i can take?
Post by: Caveman on December 09, 2007, 09:22:22 pm
Constructive? You are beyond being (re-) constructed.
Take the hints given, either walk will help us.
Title: Re: Is there a psychoneurosis test i can take?
Post by: Evlesoa on December 09, 2007, 09:27:06 pm
Lol, im beyond reconstruction? How about the mental fuckup patients who are schizophrenic? You wanna tell me they cant be recontructed?

How about john nash? He was reconstructed after many years, still worked didnt it?

If that's not what you're saying, then iunno
Title: Re: Is there a psychoneurosis test i can take?
Post by: Caveman on December 09, 2007, 09:53:52 pm
I wasn't talking about those others, I explicitly meant you.
Don't get upset if I don't see you in the same league as those you mentioned, yes including the schizophreniacs.
Title: Re: Is there a psychoneurosis test i can take?
Post by: PIE on December 09, 2007, 10:03:44 pm
Success with severe mental disorders like schizophrenia is uncommon. Typically drugs are resorted to to alleviate symptoms.. but they have trade off in side effects and are not a cure.
No point in arguing with caveman about his opinion on the matter, you asked the forums for input and he is giving his. I do see a pattern in your threads though that needs to stop. You post something and a couple of people who don't like you post something and you get into an argument with them about it. If you want to argue with people and are just fishing for reasons just take it elsewhere. If you are asking serious questions you need to not let them degenerate into a back and fourth argument with someone like this.
Title: Re: Is there a psychoneurosis test i can take?
Post by: Evlesoa on December 09, 2007, 10:42:56 pm
Lol k PIE. You're right. I got a little too trigger-happy there.

haha
Title: Re: Is there a psychoneurosis test i can take?
Post by: your face on December 09, 2007, 10:54:00 pm
Quote from: zybork on December 09, 2007, 05:04:28 pm
Quote from: Caveman on December 09, 2007, 04:31:04 pm
This is all a hoax. No one (even Evlesoa) can be that dumb to seek psychological guidance on a games forum.

NEVER underestimate the power of stupidity  ;) ...  ::) ... :'(


WOOHOOO!!!  so true...
Title: Re: Is there a psychoneurosis test i can take?
Post by: Knowitall66 on December 09, 2007, 11:44:56 pm
The clear cause of your problem is use of this Board. You have made many foes, whos insults have finnally sunk in and will break you down from the inside, out. Ultimatly the solution is to look away from your monitor.
Whatever that means. :P
Title: Re: Is there a psychoneurosis test i can take?
Post by: Evlesoa on December 09, 2007, 11:48:26 pm
K im bored... took this pic today lol

That's what i look like now (ugly i know), with a cold sore

(http://aycu14.webshots.com/image/37933/2002969937668035619_rs.jpg)
Title: Re: Is there a psychoneurosis test i can take?
Post by: + OPTIMUS + on December 10, 2007, 12:21:19 am
------> http://tremulous.net/forum/index.php?topic=1399.0 <------

we are not prepared for this here, i almost had a heart attack!
Title: Re: Is there a psychoneurosis test i can take?
Post by: Evlesoa on December 10, 2007, 12:22:58 am
What you mean... ?
Title: Re: Is there a psychoneurosis test i can take?
Post by: zybork on December 10, 2007, 12:41:50 am
He ... DID IT! He postet a picture of himself! GO, PHOTOSHOP, GO! HURRA! *evil grins*
Title: Re: Is there a psychoneurosis test i can take?
Post by: Evlesoa on December 10, 2007, 12:52:34 am
Lol i dont care
Title: Re: Is there a psychoneurosis test i can take?
Post by: zybork on December 10, 2007, 01:23:53 am
Oh boy... you SHOULD! What bothers me is that I didn't change have to change anything to make it bad ::)

(http://members.inode.at/sacharja/esel.jpg)

Get a life. Get out. Get to a doctor. Get some real food. Do some sports. Wait until puberty's over. Do try not to bunk off school so much. ... Whatever you do: Do it NOW.

PS: People, please don't think somehint bad of me because of this. But we were all young, we all had youngster's problems, we all had to deal with grownups being harsh to us. That's the way of life.
Title: Re: Is there a psychoneurosis test i can take?
Post by: Evlesoa on December 10, 2007, 01:26:11 am
Lol i may have no life, but you have no life either... if you didnt know, i have a neo-nazi haircut. That's what it's called, however has nothing to do with nazism.

Kinda like a skin head, with one side shaved, and other side with hair on it. (also shaved a bit, to be short)

And i use anti-oils and stuff, so you cant rly pick on me.

P.S. Il show you something better

Edit - NVM my other pic is just too emo
Title: Re: Is there a psychoneurosis test i can take?
Post by: NiTRoX on December 10, 2007, 04:01:00 pm
O rly nub?
Title: Re: Is there a psychoneurosis test i can take?
Post by: Caveman on December 10, 2007, 04:26:17 pm
Hmmm...

Correct me if I am wrong, but isn't the pupil supposed to be small when direct lighting hits the eye? Furthermore isn't this a sure sign to be on drugs if they are so widened?
Title: Re: Is there a psychoneurosis test i can take?
Post by: Rocinante on December 10, 2007, 04:32:21 pm
I'll play devil's advocate here Caveman.. if the camera doesn't have red-eye reduction, it's quite likely that the flash went off and the CCD captured the image before the pupil had time to constrict.  Red-eye reduction systems work by firing the flash a few times rapidly before the CCD is energized to take the photo so the pupils have time to constrict before the main flash fires, and if his camera doesn't have that (or it's turned off) it's quite easy to get photos of people with their eyes dilated.
Title: Re: Is there a psychoneurosis test i can take?
Post by: Caveman on December 10, 2007, 07:15:05 pm
Aren't the shadows a tad bit off then. I might err also, in prolongating the angle of them, but I doubt it :)
Title: Re: Is there a psychoneurosis test i can take?
Post by: Evlesoa on December 10, 2007, 08:21:40 pm
Umm...

Depression + Stress + 6 hours of sleep a night for 4 months = Pupil Reacts Slow to light

Edit - The camera does do the tik tik tik, with short bursts of light before the main flash, just tested it.
Its one of those digital cameras with a flap to open the flash (like looks like this _ closed and then becomes /+)
Title: Re: Is there a psychoneurosis test i can take?
Post by: Caveman on December 10, 2007, 08:53:00 pm
excuses, excuses ...
Title: Re: Is there a psychoneurosis test i can take?
Post by: zybork on December 10, 2007, 09:33:04 pm
Drugs that widen pupil: kaffeine, speed, amphetamines, ecstacy - anything that speeds you up.

And now I go and do something more important.
Title: Re: Is there a psychoneurosis test i can take?
Post by: The MC Horton Crankfire on December 10, 2007, 09:51:59 pm
Quote from: Caveman on December 10, 2007, 07:15:05 pm
Aren't the shadows a tad bit off then. I might err also, in prolongating the angle of them, but I doubt it :)

I agree, he obviously Photoshopped his own completely unremarkable picture. It's the only logical explanation.

(http://xkcd.com/331/)
Title: Re: Is there a psychoneurosis test i can take?
Post by: Evlesoa on December 10, 2007, 10:20:34 pm
@Mc, Umm if i photoshopped it, then why would i put it on my myspace, and my mom printed it to send it to my grandma? Also, the arc of the iris is not distorted, look carefully and you'll see. And if you look at the flash in my pupil, you will see it's not distorted either. Next time think a bit before sayin random bs about my pic

@Caveman, Excuses? How is that an excuse? Its reality my friend. I go to bed at 11, i get up at 5. Thats 6 hours...

@MC again, you're real funny. I don't even have access to my computer and you say i photoshopped my pic? With what computer? My mom's guest account where you can't download or install anything?
Title: Re: Is there a psychoneurosis test i can take?
Post by: firebladez212 on December 10, 2007, 10:26:58 pm
Quote from: The MC Horton Crankfire on December 10, 2007, 09:51:59 pm
Quote from: Caveman on December 10, 2007, 07:15:05 pm
Aren't the shadows a tad bit off then. I might err also, in prolongating the angle of them, but I doubt it :)

I agree, he obviously Photoshopped his own completely unremarkable picture. It's the only logical explanation.

(htt://kc) <--- this part

can this be deleted? there is a girl with a penis masterbating, and it could really be harmfull for viewers
Title: Re: Is there a psychoneurosis test i can take?
Post by: Caveman on December 10, 2007, 10:30:50 pm
geeze, I knew the educational system to be ...
But that it is this bad?
I refered to the lighting being wrong in conjunction with using the described flash.
Title: Re: Is there a psychoneurosis test i can take?
Post by: Rocinante on December 10, 2007, 10:37:48 pm
Quote from: firebladez212 on December 10, 2007, 10:26:58 pm
can this be deleted? there is a girl with a penis masterbating, and it could really be harmfull for viewers

Perhaps too much masturbation is the reason you can't see what the cartoon actually is.
Title: Re: Is there a psychoneurosis test i can take?
Post by: PIE on December 11, 2007, 01:13:40 am
Quote from: Evlesoa on December 10, 2007, 10:20:34 pm
@Mc, Umm if i photoshopped it, then why would i put it on my myspace, and my mom printed it to send it to my grandma? Also, the arc of the iris is not distorted, look carefully and you'll see. And if you look at the flash in my pupil, you will see it's not distorted either. Next time think a bit before sayin random bs about my pic

@MC again, you're real funny. I don't even have access to my computer and you say i photoshopped my pic? With what computer? My mom's guest account where you can't download or install anything?
Click the link.. take some time... and maybe your sense of humor will kick in and you will understand what he meant.

I personally think you used MSpaint.... just to screw with caveman.
I also suggest you get more sleep. Sleep can effect mood.
Title: Re: Is there a psychoneurosis test i can take?
Post by: Evlesoa on December 11, 2007, 01:51:59 am
I used paint? Last time i checked you cant warp things in paint. At least i dont know how to...

Ok i admit, i did it. K? Happy? Even tho i didnt, il say it just to make you happy.

Can you teach me how to warp things like that? Or perhaps you want another shot of me and see what i look like after 2 hours of sleep all night? Nice blue circles under my eyes, wanna see?

Why dont u come over and see, see my pokemans.
Title: Re: Is there a psychoneurosis test i can take?
Post by: + OPTIMUS + on December 11, 2007, 12:36:00 pm

check out this

http://satgnu.net/portraits/index.php

and zoom on all the guys (all the brave faces are there), try to read from our eyes.
you will see that none of us slept enough, we don't have a life, etc. so there is nothing special about you. we are all weirdos ^^
you can also upload yours at the link i already mentioned just under your pic post.

Title: Re: Is there a psychoneurosis test i can take?
Post by: tuple on December 11, 2007, 12:50:20 pm
Quote from: The MC Horton Crankfire on December 10, 2007, 09:51:59 pm
I agree, he obviously Photoshopped his own completely unremarkable picture. It's the only logical explanation.

Ok, I admit it, I love sarcasm.  Really I do :)

Sleep helps, also, aim for 64oz of water a day for a week.  Low level dehydration can affect your moods too, lots of water over the course of a few days can do wonders.
Title: Re: Is there a psychoneurosis test i can take?
Post by: NiTRoX on December 11, 2007, 03:50:54 pm
Dude I also sleep at 11pm and wake up at 6am..
Title: Re: Is there a psychoneurosis test i can take?
Post by: Samurai.mac on December 11, 2007, 06:05:46 pm
Quote from: Caveman on December 09, 2007, 05:21:08 pm
This site is about tremulous and fun

Actually, this is the off-topic section.
Title: Re: Is there a psychoneurosis test i can take?
Post by: Tycho on December 11, 2007, 07:18:34 pm
Evelsoa: As much as I'd love to post a doitfaggot.jpg here or an emo-teasing motivational which promotes a lot of razorblades to select from I just turn my self control switch to ON and give you a one-liner honest advice: See a psychologist and NEVER (by that I mean ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY NEVER) try to get any honest advice on forums on the net. Seriously!

Also even my pupils are dilated and I have blue lines under my eyes on the picture I have on faces of trem and I'm even slightly drunk there... Big deal. Your getting trolled here only means that ppl don't like you here. This is another clue for you to stop seeking help here...


edit: ZOMG maybe I need help too... I'm being nice and useful here again :o :o ;D
Title: Re: Is there a psychoneurosis test i can take?
Post by: Bunneh on December 11, 2007, 09:48:07 pm
Evlesoa;

Maybe your leet, primitively-coded aimbot can help you out here.

[/sarcasm based on previous history of Evlesoa]

Also, like everyone else has said around here, don't expect sympathy or psychological advice on a GAMING forum on the INTERNET when everyone here hates you and knows you're just an attention whore.

That basically sums up this entire topic, more or less.
Title: Re: Is there a psychoneurosis test i can take?
Post by: player1 on December 12, 2007, 04:34:30 am
Drink water.
Get sleep.
Take a train or a bus out of the city and breathe some country air.
Get yourself up to Bear Mountain or Huckleberry Point and take a good 4 to 8 mile hike.
Eat a nice meal in a diner somewhere and stare out at the boats on the Hudson River. Have a nice slice of pie.
Go to a museum and enjoy real art.
Talk to some actual live human beings, not just ppl u have a history with who are only virtually there.
Find someone u respect and try to emulate them.
Go to Central Park and go bouldering.
Cut down on the Internet, the video games, the television, the constant stream of images of sex and violence, interfacing with people who can say hurtful things remotely, get some exercise, and get out of the city for at least a morning or an afternoon.
Practice some breathing techniques, get in touch with your own personal spiritual side, and never ever seek validation from the likes of us.
Good luck.
Don't let the city eat you up.
Please don't reply until you've tried at least half of the things on the above list.
See you in a week.
P.S. Everybody feels shitty about themselves about once a day or so. The mystery of the universe (Harm None Yet Do As You Will) is enough to frustrate anyone. Seek alternative solutions to the familiar pain of having flaming trolls comment on your life.
Cheers!

Title: Re: Is there a psychoneurosis test i can take?
Post by: Steely Ann on December 12, 2007, 04:57:43 am
player1

I believe you forgot 'get laid'.

// I keeeed.
Title: Re: Is there a hooker in the house?
Post by: player1 on December 13, 2007, 04:26:20 am
Paging Doctor Steely... Doctor Steely Ann... Please pick up the white courtesy phone... Doctor Steely Ann... Report to Psych Ward stat...

While I concur that this seems to be a classic post-adolescent case of the Dreaded Semen Buildup, I hardly feel that this patient could benefit from the sort of hot, sweaty, nameless, faceless, anonymous coupling that one would usually prescribe in such instances. Perhaps seeking professional help would be an option.
Title: Re: Is there a psychoneurosis test i can take?
Post by: Steely Ann on December 13, 2007, 07:28:05 am
"Professional help", eh?  Hmm... now where could you find somebody like that to help with getting laid?

// "My job?  Uhh... I'm in sales."
Title: Re: Is there a psychoneurosis test i can take?
Post by: NiTRoX on December 13, 2007, 08:43:10 am
Quote from: Steely Ann on December 13, 2007, 07:28:05 am
......?

// "My job?  Uhh... I'm in sales."

eeehhh suuuuuuuuuuuure...