Paging Doctor Steely... Doctor Steely Ann... Please pick up the white courtesy phone... Doctor Steely Ann... Report to Psych Ward stat...
While I concur that this seems to be a classic post-adolescent case of the Dreaded Semen Buildup, I hardly feel that this patient could benefit from the sort of hot, sweaty, nameless, faceless, anonymous coupling that one would usually prescribe in such instances. Perhaps seeking professional help would be an option.