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Title: Chuck Norris Jokes
Post by: Death On Ice on December 19, 2007, 11:25:41 pm
My personal favorite is the "Chuck Norris went to the 'Virgin Islands'. When he came back, they were just the 'Islands'"
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
Post by: Superpie on December 19, 2007, 11:30:47 pm
Chuck Norris jokes got old really fast in my opinion, but according to trademarked search engine this is the website where they all go eventually: http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/ (http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/).
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
Post by: Death On Ice on December 20, 2007, 01:05:52 am
Chuck Norris? Old? Burn, Blasphemy spreader (blasphemist isn't a word, is it?).
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
Post by: thirdstreettito on December 20, 2007, 03:13:10 am
I think it is a word but I am too lazy like you to look it up.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
Post by: Bullislander05 on December 20, 2007, 03:14:27 am
Sorry.  Ain't a word.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
Post by: Knowitall66 on December 20, 2007, 03:20:07 am
It would be if Chuck Norris said it was.

(Soz bored)
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
Post by: thirdstreettito on December 20, 2007, 05:02:44 am
Lmao @ Knowitall66
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
Post by: _Equilibrium_ on December 20, 2007, 05:32:41 am
please no. i think we have heard them all before.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
Post by: Death On Ice on December 20, 2007, 03:34:39 pm
Phine :-\
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
Post by: ShadowNinjaDudeMan on December 23, 2007, 09:46:29 pm
the only one I ever heard was:

"Chuck Norris doesnt sleep; he waits"

I looked at my hand and saw I had gained a few liverworts and crinkly skin.
I dont hear any others.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
Post by: kevlarman on December 23, 2007, 11:24:56 pm
if chuck norris is scary, i can't even imagine what his lawyers (http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=07/12/23/1334235) will be like.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
Post by: sSopris on December 24, 2007, 06:40:13 pm
Chuck Norris' tears can heal anything but he never cries.

Chuck Norris' urine can melt metal.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
Post by: Shadowgandor on December 24, 2007, 07:29:32 pm
There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
Post by: _Equilibrium_ on December 24, 2007, 07:30:30 pm
Chuck Norris' tears can heal anything but he never cries.

Chuck Norris' urine can melt metal.
out of all the chuck norris jokes, you choose possibly the 2 most unfunny ones.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
Post by: hitchen1 on December 25, 2007, 06:02:50 pm
 v
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
Post by: ShadowNinjaDudeMan on December 25, 2007, 10:02:23 pm
thats probably what Equi was implying, well done, you have reached level 2 of Human Communications.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
Post by: AKAnotu on December 26, 2007, 09:00:59 pm
Quote from: my history teacher
Chuck Norris smells like lemons.....and death.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
Post by: hitchen1 on December 27, 2007, 12:43:10 am
thats probably what Equi was implying, well done, you have reached level 2 of Human Communications.
i meant ALL chuck norris jokes you fool.
you have reached level -5.

Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
Post by: sSopris on December 28, 2007, 05:42:10 am
Chuck Norris' tears can heal anything but he never cries.

Chuck Norris' urine can melt metal.
out of all the chuck norris jokes, you choose possibly the 2 most unfunny ones.
Probably...that is a talent of mine
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
Post by: Shadowgandor on December 29, 2007, 07:34:45 pm
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
Post by: ShadowNinjaDudeMan on December 29, 2007, 08:56:18 pm
Chuck Norris is the fourth third of God.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
Post by: Shadowgandor on December 30, 2007, 09:01:48 am
Chuck Norris is the fourth third of God.

I don't get that one..
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
Post by: _Equilibrium_ on December 30, 2007, 05:42:09 pm
Chuck Norris is the fourth third of God.

I don't get that one..
God has 3 parts: the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
Post by: Shadowgandor on December 30, 2007, 07:51:29 pm
ahh, I misread it :-[
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
Post by: Kaleo on December 30, 2007, 11:30:13 pm
WTF is this jokes crap!

These are FACTS!
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
Post by: your face on December 31, 2007, 12:01:09 am
whos chuck norris?  xD jk
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
Post by: sSopris on December 31, 2007, 06:37:17 pm
whos chuck norris?  xD jk
Just the most awesumest martial arts sheriff around!
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
Post by: snb on December 31, 2007, 07:42:53 pm
lol you ppl have apple comps you just took the chuck norris things of of the chuck norris widget
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
Post by: Shadowgandor on December 31, 2007, 07:47:46 pm
No, from the chuck norris facts site.
 I read through all of em, most of em were really lame :P
sSopris named 2 of em ;)
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
Post by: snb on December 31, 2007, 09:39:52 pm
lol no im still right that IS the widget (exept you dont have apple comps)
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
Post by: + OPTIMUS + on January 03, 2008, 03:45:57 pm
Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.

awwww.... nomen est omen...? :-P
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
Post by: sSopris on January 03, 2008, 04:15:18 pm
No, from the chuck norris facts site.
 I read through all of em, most of em were really lame :P
sSopris named 2 of em ;)
Hoo yeah!
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
Post by: hitchen1 on January 03, 2008, 07:49:08 pm
Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.

awwww.... nomen est omen...? :-P
O_o?
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
Post by: + OPTIMUS + on January 04, 2008, 02:53:20 am
Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.

awwww.... nomen est omen...? :-P
O_o?

search the sentence nomen est omen at google ^^

otherwise it means that i AM your father  :-D
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
Post by: hitchen1 on January 04, 2008, 02:01:05 pm
Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.

awwww.... nomen est omen...? :-P
O_o?

search the sentence nomen est omen at google ^^

otherwise it means that i AM your father  :-D
Quote from: SOMERANDOMWEBSITEKTHXBAI
Nomen Est Omen. That's Latin for "one's name is one's fate." When I lived in New Jersey, there was a local dentist named Dr. Mark Doktor. ...
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
Post by: Fragged on January 08, 2008, 02:11:02 pm
Chuck Noris doesnt give out christmas presents.  If you live to see Christmas, that is his Christmas present!
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
Post by: + OPTIMUS + on January 21, 2008, 01:35:40 am
X:Don't worry, I'm not accusing you of anything. And I believe the tyrant has 350 hp in 1.2? It wasn't reduced that much.

Y:well, turn every Chuck Norris jokes into Steven Seagal jokes. The mainframe is the same and it's just as funny, but... man, be serious, Chuk has +50 HP!
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
Post by: Lava Croft on January 21, 2008, 01:48:25 am
Chuck Norris is a poster child for closet fags.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
Post by: + OPTIMUS + on January 21, 2008, 02:30:02 am
Chuck Norris is a poster child for closet fags.

:-*
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
Post by: Death On Ice on January 22, 2008, 11:39:13 pm
rofl. That's pretty good.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
Post by: Eyn Xaeyn on January 26, 2008, 12:31:35 pm
Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.

awwww.... nomen est omen...? :-P
O_o?

search the sentence nomen est omen at google ^^

otherwise it means that i AM your father  :-D
Quote from: SOMERANDOMWEBSITEKTHXBAI
Nomen Est Omen. That's Latin for "one's name is one's fate." When I lived in New Jersey, there was a local dentist named Dr. Mark Doktor. ...
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