My personal favorite is the "Chuck Norris went to the 'Virgin Islands'. When he came back, they were just the 'Islands'"
Chuck Norris jokes got old really fast in my opinion, but according to trademarked search engine this is the website where they all go eventually: http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/ (http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/).
Chuck Norris? Old? Burn, Blasphemy spreader (blasphemist isn't a word, is it?).
I think it is a word but I am too lazy like you to look it up.
Sorry. Ain't a word.
It would be if Chuck Norris said it was.
(Soz bored)
Lmao @ Knowitall66
please no. i think we have heard them all before.
Phine :-\
the only one I ever heard was:
"Chuck Norris doesnt sleep; he waits"
I looked at my hand and saw I had gained a few liverworts and crinkly skin.
I dont hear any others.
if chuck norris is scary, i can't even imagine what his lawyers (http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=07/12/23/1334235) will be like.
Chuck Norris' tears can heal anything but he never cries.
Chuck Norris' urine can melt metal.
There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
Quote from: sSopris on December 24, 2007, 06:40:13 PM
Chuck Norris' tears can heal anything but he never cries.
Chuck Norris' urine can melt metal.
out of all the chuck norris jokes, you choose possibly the 2 most unfunny ones.
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thats probably what Equi was implying, well done, you have reached level 2 of Human Communications.
Quote from: my history teacherChuck Norris smells like lemons.....and death.
Quote from: ShadowNinjaDudeMan on December 25, 2007, 10:02:23 PM
thats probably what Equi was implying, well done, you have reached level 2 of Human Communications.
i meant
ALL chuck norris jokes you fool.
you have reached level -5.
Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
Quote from: _Equilibrium_ on December 24, 2007, 07:30:30 PM
Quote from: sSopris on December 24, 2007, 06:40:13 PM
Chuck Norris' tears can heal anything but he never cries.
Chuck Norris' urine can melt metal.
out of all the chuck norris jokes, you choose possibly the 2 most unfunny ones.
Probably...that is a talent of mine
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris is the fourth third of God.
ahh, I misread it :-[
WTF is this jokes crap!
These are FACTS!
whos chuck norris? xD jk
Quote from: your face on December 31, 2007, 12:01:09 AM
whos chuck norris? xD jk
Just the most awesumest martial arts sheriff around!
lol you ppl have apple comps you just took the chuck norris things of of the chuck norris widget
No, from the chuck norris facts site.
I read through all of em, most of em were really lame :P
sSopris named 2 of em ;)
lol no im still right that IS the widget (exept you dont have apple comps)
Quote from: hitchen1 on December 27, 2007, 12:43:10 AM
Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
awwww.... nomen est omen...? :-P
Quote from: Shadowgandor on December 31, 2007, 07:47:46 PM
No, from the chuck norris facts site.
I read through all of em, most of em were really lame :P
sSopris named 2 of em ;)
Hoo yeah!
Quote from: + OPTIMUS + on January 03, 2008, 03:45:57 PM
Quote from: hitchen1 on December 27, 2007, 12:43:10 AM
Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
awwww.... nomen est omen...? :-P
O_o?
Quote from: hitchen1 on January 03, 2008, 07:49:08 PM
Quote from: + OPTIMUS + on January 03, 2008, 03:45:57 PM
Quote from: hitchen1 on December 27, 2007, 12:43:10 AM
Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
awwww.... nomen est omen...? :-P
O_o?
search the sentence nomen est omen at google ^^
otherwise it means that i AM your father :-D
Quote from: + OPTIMUS + on January 04, 2008, 02:53:20 AM
Quote from: hitchen1 on January 03, 2008, 07:49:08 PM
Quote from: + OPTIMUS + on January 03, 2008, 03:45:57 PM
Quote from: hitchen1 on December 27, 2007, 12:43:10 AM
Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
awwww.... nomen est omen...? :-P
O_o?
search the sentence nomen est omen at google ^^
otherwise it means that i AM your father :-D
Quote from: SOMERANDOMWEBSITEKTHXBAINomen Est Omen. That's Latin for "one's name is one's fate." When I lived in New Jersey, there was a local dentist named Dr. Mark Doktor. ...
Chuck Noris doesnt give out christmas presents. If you live to see Christmas, that is his Christmas present!
X:Don't worry, I'm not accusing you of anything. And I believe the tyrant has 350 hp in 1.2? It wasn't reduced that much.
Y:well, turn every Chuck Norris jokes into Steven Seagal jokes. The mainframe is the same and it's just as funny, but... man, be serious, Chuk has +50 HP!
Chuck Norris is a poster child for closet fags.
rofl. That's pretty good.
Quote from: hitchen1 on January 04, 2008, 02:01:05 PM
Quote from: + OPTIMUS + on January 04, 2008, 02:53:20 AM
Quote from: hitchen1 on January 03, 2008, 07:49:08 PM
Quote from: + OPTIMUS + on January 03, 2008, 03:45:57 PM
Quote from: hitchen1 on December 27, 2007, 12:43:10 AM
Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
awwww.... nomen est omen...? :-P
O_o?
search the sentence nomen est omen at google ^^
otherwise it means that i AM your father :-D
Quote from: SOMERANDOMWEBSITEKTHXBAINomen Est Omen. That's Latin for "one's name is one's fate." When I lived in New Jersey, there was a local dentist named Dr. Mark Doktor. ...
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