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Community => Off Topic => Topic started by: Death On Ice on December 19, 2007, 11:25:41 pm
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My personal favorite is the "Chuck Norris went to the 'Virgin Islands'. When he came back, they were just the 'Islands'"
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Chuck Norris jokes got old really fast in my opinion, but according to trademarked search engine this is the website where they all go eventually: http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/ (http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/).
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Chuck Norris? Old? Burn, Blasphemy spreader (blasphemist isn't a word, is it?).
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I think it is a word but I am too lazy like you to look it up.
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Sorry. Ain't a word.
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It would be if Chuck Norris said it was.
(Soz bored)
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Lmao @ Knowitall66
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please no. i think we have heard them all before.
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Phine :-\
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the only one I ever heard was:
"Chuck Norris doesnt sleep; he waits"
I looked at my hand and saw I had gained a few liverworts and crinkly skin.
I dont hear any others.
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if chuck norris is scary, i can't even imagine what his lawyers (http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=07/12/23/1334235) will be like.
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Chuck Norris' tears can heal anything but he never cries.
Chuck Norris' urine can melt metal.
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There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
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Chuck Norris' tears can heal anything but he never cries.
Chuck Norris' urine can melt metal.
out of all the chuck norris jokes, you choose possibly the 2 most unfunny ones.
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v
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thats probably what Equi was implying, well done, you have reached level 2 of Human Communications.
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Chuck Norris smells like lemons.....and death.
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thats probably what Equi was implying, well done, you have reached level 2 of Human Communications.
i meant ALL chuck norris jokes you fool.
you have reached level -5.
Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
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Chuck Norris' tears can heal anything but he never cries.
Chuck Norris' urine can melt metal.
out of all the chuck norris jokes, you choose possibly the 2 most unfunny ones.
Probably...that is a talent of mine
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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Chuck Norris is the fourth third of God.
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Chuck Norris is the fourth third of God.
I don't get that one..
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Chuck Norris is the fourth third of God.
I don't get that one..
God has 3 parts: the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit
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ahh, I misread it :-[
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WTF is this jokes crap!
These are FACTS!
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whos chuck norris? xD jk
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whos chuck norris? xD jk
Just the most awesumest martial arts sheriff around!
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lol you ppl have apple comps you just took the chuck norris things of of the chuck norris widget
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No, from the chuck norris facts site.
I read through all of em, most of em were really lame :P
sSopris named 2 of em ;)
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lol no im still right that IS the widget (exept you dont have apple comps)
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Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
awwww.... nomen est omen...? :-P
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No, from the chuck norris facts site.
I read through all of em, most of em were really lame :P
sSopris named 2 of em ;)
Hoo yeah!
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Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
awwww.... nomen est omen...? :-P
O_o?
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Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
awwww.... nomen est omen...? :-P
O_o?
search the sentence nomen est omen at google ^^
otherwise it means that i AM your father :-D
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Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
awwww.... nomen est omen...? :-P
O_o?
search the sentence nomen est omen at google ^^
otherwise it means that i AM your father :-D
Nomen Est Omen. That's Latin for "one's name is one's fate." When I lived in New Jersey, there was a local dentist named Dr. Mark Doktor. ...
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Chuck Noris doesnt give out christmas presents. If you live to see Christmas, that is his Christmas present!
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X:Don't worry, I'm not accusing you of anything. And I believe the tyrant has 350 hp in 1.2? It wasn't reduced that much.
Y:well, turn every Chuck Norris jokes into Steven Seagal jokes. The mainframe is the same and it's just as funny, but... man, be serious, Chuk has +50 HP!
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Chuck Norris is a poster child for closet fags.
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Chuck Norris is a poster child for closet fags.
:-*
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rofl. That's pretty good.
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Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
awwww.... nomen est omen...? :-P
O_o?
search the sentence nomen est omen at google ^^
otherwise it means that i AM your father :-D
Nomen Est Omen. That's Latin for "one's name is one's fate." When I lived in New Jersey, there was a local dentist named Dr. Mark Doktor. ...
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