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Started by Death On Ice, December 19, 2007, 11:25:41 PM

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#30
January 03, 2008, 03:45:57 PM
Quote from: hitchen1 on December 27, 2007, 12:43:10 AM
Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.

awwww.... nomen est omen...? :-P
success is the ability to go from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm

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sSopris

#31
January 03, 2008, 04:15:18 PM
Quote from: Shadowgandor on December 31, 2007, 07:47:46 PM
No, from the chuck norris facts site.
I read through all of em, most of em were really lame :P
sSopris named 2 of em ;)
Hoo yeah!
"Oh gosh....oh gosh! TEXTURE ERROOOOOOOR!!!"
"Shoot it! Shoot it!"
"Its got me!!"
"Take it down!"
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hitchen1

#32
January 03, 2008, 07:49:08 PM
Quote from: + OPTIMUS + on January 03, 2008, 03:45:57 PM
Quote from: hitchen1 on December 27, 2007, 12:43:10 AM
Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.

awwww.... nomen est omen...? :-P
O_o?

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#33
January 04, 2008, 02:53:20 AM
Quote from: hitchen1 on January 03, 2008, 07:49:08 PM
Quote from: + OPTIMUS + on January 03, 2008, 03:45:57 PM
Quote from: hitchen1 on December 27, 2007, 12:43:10 AM
Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.

awwww.... nomen est omen...? :-P
O_o?

search the sentence nomen est omen at google ^^

otherwise it means that i AM your father  :-D
success is the ability to go from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm

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hitchen1

#34
January 04, 2008, 02:01:05 PM
Quote from: + OPTIMUS + on January 04, 2008, 02:53:20 AM
Quote from: hitchen1 on January 03, 2008, 07:49:08 PM
Quote from: + OPTIMUS + on January 03, 2008, 03:45:57 PM
Quote from: hitchen1 on December 27, 2007, 12:43:10 AM
Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.

awwww.... nomen est omen...? :-P
O_o?

search the sentence nomen est omen at google ^^

otherwise it means that i AM your father  :-D
Quote from: SOMERANDOMWEBSITEKTHXBAINomen Est Omen. That's Latin for "one's name is one's fate." When I lived in New Jersey, there was a local dentist named Dr. Mark Doktor. ...

Fragged

#35
January 08, 2008, 02:11:02 PM
Chuck Noris doesnt give out christmas presents.  If you live to see Christmas, that is his Christmas present!
Fragged can frag YOU!

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#36
January 21, 2008, 01:35:40 AM
X:Don't worry, I'm not accusing you of anything. And I believe the tyrant has 350 hp in 1.2? It wasn't reduced that much.

Y:well, turn every Chuck Norris jokes into Steven Seagal jokes. The mainframe is the same and it's just as funny, but... man, be serious, Chuk has +50 HP!
success is the ability to go from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm

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Lava Croft

#37
January 21, 2008, 01:48:25 AM
Chuck Norris is a poster child for closet fags.

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#38
January 21, 2008, 02:30:02 AM
Quote from: Lava Croft on January 21, 2008, 01:48:25 AM
Chuck Norris is a poster child for closet fags.

:-*
success is the ability to go from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm

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Death On Ice

#39
January 22, 2008, 11:39:13 PM
rofl. That's pretty good.

Eyn Xaeyn

#40
January 26, 2008, 12:31:35 PM
Quote from: hitchen1 on January 04, 2008, 02:01:05 PM
Quote from: + OPTIMUS + on January 04, 2008, 02:53:20 AM
Quote from: hitchen1 on January 03, 2008, 07:49:08 PM
Quote from: + OPTIMUS + on January 03, 2008, 03:45:57 PM
Quote from: hitchen1 on December 27, 2007, 12:43:10 AM
Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.

awwww.... nomen est omen...? :-P
O_o?

search the sentence nomen est omen at google ^^

otherwise it means that i AM your father  :-D
Quote from: SOMERANDOMWEBSITEKTHXBAINomen Est Omen. That's Latin for "one's name is one's fate." When I lived in New Jersey, there was a local dentist named Dr. Mark Doktor. ...
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