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Title: 10 Golden rules for online gaming (lol)
Post by: ODDity on January 20, 2008, 04:06:12 am
This really made me chuckle.. Guilty of one or two..?   ;)

Link to article (http://www.destructoid.com/ten-golden-rules-of-online-gaming-64474.phtml)

Enjoy

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Title: Re: 10 Golden rules for online gaming (lol)
Post by: X-20 on January 20, 2008, 04:37:35 am
EPIC WIN
Even if you and a team member are on opposite sides of the game map, they kill stole. Obviously they did. Probably thanks to a hack.
Best stuff ever  :granger:
Title: Re: 10 Golden rules for online gaming (lol)
Post by: Supertanker on January 20, 2008, 05:07:47 am
OMG, I'm LOSING so you MUST ALL BE HACKERS!!! ZOMG!!!
This just brightened my day considerably. I like the one about singing.

It makes me want to go get a headset and sing the most horribly out-of-tune "Smoke on the Water" you can imagine.
Or better, B.Y.O.B. if I can sing for that long without running out of breath.
Title: Re: 10 Golden rules for online gaming (lol)
Post by: ODDity on January 20, 2008, 05:29:03 am
supertanker - try to sing whilst breathing in as well as out.. its twice as good. :P

My favorite is #7:

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Before the Internet was invented, gay people were those in society who were attracted physically and emotionally to members of the same gender. Since the Internet, everyone and everything is gay. From the gun they use to kill you, to the voice they use to communicate with you, it is all gay, gay, gay. Lag is gay, snipers are gay, noobs are gay, people from other countries are gay, the countries they come from are gay, the ocean the country is surrounded by is gay, the fish in the ocean are gay, all sealife is gay, life is gay, gays are gay, gay gay gay. Gay.

Using the same one-syllable word to describe everything you don't like might not be an indicator of a varied vocabulary, but who cares? Words are gay.
Title: Re: 10 Golden rules for online gaming (lol)
Post by: Death On Ice on January 20, 2008, 06:01:06 am
Hilarious! But shouldn't this be off-topic?
Title: Re: 10 Golden rules for online gaming (lol)
Post by: mooseberry on January 20, 2008, 06:04:28 am
I allways new that when someone tired to kick me because of singing it was because they were lag-hacking!
Title: Re: 10 Golden rules for online gaming (lol)
Post by: The MC Horton Crankfire on January 20, 2008, 06:12:20 am
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Before the Internet was invented, gay people were those in society who were attracted physically and emotionally to members of the same gender. Since the Internet, everyone and everything is gay. From the gun they use to kill you, to the voice they use to communicate with you, it is all gay, gay, gay. Lag is gay, snipers are gay, noobs are gay, people from other countries are gay, the countries they come from are gay, the ocean the country is surrounded by is gay, the fish in the ocean are gay, all sealife is gay, life is gay, gays are gay, gay gay gay. Gay.

Using the same one-syllable word to describe everything you don't like might not be an indicator of a varied vocabulary, but who cares? Words are gay.

Oh, how I hope Conrad sees this...
Title: Re: 10 Golden rules for online gaming (lol)
Post by: ShadowNinjaDudeMan on January 20, 2008, 08:08:26 am
That was some of the best shit ive seen in a long tgime now, thanks ODDity
Title: Re: 10 Golden rules for online gaming (lol)
Post by: kevlarman on January 20, 2008, 08:11:06 am
Hilarious! But shouldn't this be off-topic?
yes, it should
Title: Re: 10 Golden rules for online gaming (lol)
Post by: Tycho on January 20, 2008, 08:46:19 am
I LOL'd ;D Great Find ODDity :D
Title: Re: 10 Golden rules for online gaming (lol)
Post by: sSopris on January 20, 2008, 09:27:06 pm
That was awesum! I laughed a lot, mainly at myself
Title: Re: 10 Golden rules for online gaming (lol)
Post by: S|nar. on January 20, 2008, 10:01:06 pm
here are 2 more funnys
http://www.gamearena.com.au/forums/3319/thread.php/4029847
http://www.gamearena.com.au/forums/3319/thread.php/4377697
Title: Re: 10 Golden rules for online gaming (lol)
Post by: Rend on January 20, 2008, 10:09:03 pm
LolAlphathatAlphawasAlphaprettyAlphafunny.

Alpha rulez.


Title: Re: 10 Golden rules for online gaming (lol)
Post by: Kaleo on January 20, 2008, 10:18:03 pm
Lol yeah...

What did happen to c00p.... I havn't seen him in ages...
Title: Re: 10 Golden rules for online gaming (lol)
Post by: Death On Ice on January 20, 2008, 11:43:56 pm
What're you talking about Epic?
Title: Re: 10 Golden rules for online gaming (lol)
Post by: mooseberry on January 21, 2008, 12:02:33 am
classic, classic.  ;)
Title: Re: 10 Golden rules for online gaming (lol)
Post by: Eyn Xaeyn on January 24, 2008, 11:41:29 pm
ΓΘΓ
Title: Re: 10 Golden rules for online gaming (lol)
Post by: Draikonz on January 27, 2008, 06:06:24 pm
I rode it all, it's pretty much true, funny  :D
Title: Re: 10 Golden rules for online gaming (lol)
Post by: Revan on January 28, 2008, 03:19:18 pm
I HAVE seen people accused of hacking/cheating/other shit because they had so many kills
Summary: if you kill me, it is luck/lag/h@(k, if I kill you, it is skillzorz

Hey ShadowNinga I could chant LOTR verses into the mic!  ;D ;D ;D
 8)
Title: Re: 10 Golden rules for online gaming (lol)
Post by: your face on February 03, 2008, 03:59:19 am
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firing rockets into the faces of their friends
FTW!!
Title: Re: 10 Golden rules for online gaming (lol)
Post by: Kuszja on February 06, 2008, 04:13:05 pm
This is very funny, but very true. Whenever I play halo 3 with my friends (who play considerably more than I do), they almost always call the other team BK's (bad kids). If we loose, they are BK's. If we win, they are BK's. And if we really loose, the other team are all such BK's that we don't know how they even won. If there is any lag and someone dies from it (even if they jumped to their death), the other team is lagging (cheating by forcing lag) so they win because they are such BK's. Also, I am a newb because I just suck at the game and all I get to do is hold the ball in Odd Ball in a secluded passage and try to not die.