10 Golden rules for online gaming (lol)

[ODDity]

This really made me chuckle.. Guilty of one or two..?   

Link to article

Enjoy

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[X-20]

EPIC WIN

Even if you and a team member are on opposite sides of the game map, they kill stole. Obviously they did. Probably thanks to a hack.

Best stuff ever 

[Supertanker]

OMG, I'm LOSING so you MUST ALL BE HACKERS!!! ZOMG!!!
This just brightened my day considerably. I like the one about singing.

It makes me want to go get a headset and sing the most horribly out-of-tune "Smoke on the Water" you can imagine.
Or better, B.Y.O.B. if I can sing for that long without running out of breath.

[ODDity]

supertanker - try to sing whilst breathing in as well as out.. its twice as good.

My favorite is #7:

Before the Internet was invented, gay people were those in society who were attracted physically and emotionally to members of the same gender. Since the Internet, everyone and everything is gay. From the gun they use to kill you, to the voice they use to communicate with you, it is all gay, gay, gay. Lag is gay, snipers are gay, noobs are gay, people from other countries are gay, the countries they come from are gay, the ocean the country is surrounded by is gay, the fish in the ocean are gay, all sealife is gay, life is gay, gays are gay, gay gay gay. Gay.

Using the same one-syllable word to describe everything you don't like might not be an indicator of a varied vocabulary, but who cares? Words are gay.

[Death On Ice]

Hilarious! But shouldn't this be off-topic?

[mooseberry]

I allways new that when someone tired to kick me because of singing it was because they were lag-hacking!

[The MC Horton Crankfire]

Before the Internet was invented, gay people were those in society who were attracted physically and emotionally to members of the same gender. Since the Internet, everyone and everything is gay. From the gun they use to kill you, to the voice they use to communicate with you, it is all gay, gay, gay. Lag is gay, snipers are gay, noobs are gay, people from other countries are gay, the countries they come from are gay, the ocean the country is surrounded by is gay, the fish in the ocean are gay, all sealife is gay, life is gay, gays are gay, gay gay gay. Gay.

Using the same one-syllable word to describe everything you don't like might not be an indicator of a varied vocabulary, but who cares? Words are gay.

Oh, how I hope Conrad sees this...

[ShadowNinjaDudeMan]

That was some of the best shit ive seen in a long tgime now, thanks ODDity

[kevlarman]

Hilarious! But shouldn't this be off-topic?

yes, it should

[Tycho]

I LOL'd Great Find ODDity

[sSopris]

That was awesum! I laughed a lot, mainly at myself

[S|nar.]

here are 2 more funnys
http://www.gamearena.com.au/forums/3319/thread.php/4029847
http://www.gamearena.com.au/forums/3319/thread.php/4377697

[Rend]

LolAlphathatAlphawasAlphaprettyAlphafunny.

Alpha rulez.

[Kaleo]

Lol yeah...

What did happen to c00p.... I havn't seen him in ages...

[Death On Ice]

What're you talking about Epic?

[mooseberry]

classic, classic. 

[Eyn Xaeyn]

ΓΘΓ

[Draikonz]

I rode it all, it's pretty much true, funny 

[Revan]

I HAVE seen people accused of hacking/cheating/other shit because they had so many kills
Summary: if you kill me, it is luck/lag/h@(k, if I kill you, it is skillzorz

Hey ShadowNinga I could chant LOTR verses into the mic! 

[your face]

firing rockets into the faces of their friends

FTW!!

[Kuszja]

This is very funny, but very true. Whenever I play halo 3 with my friends (who play considerably more than I do), they almost always call the other team BK's (bad kids). If we loose, they are BK's. If we win, they are BK's. And if we really loose, the other team are all such BK's that we don't know how they even won. If there is any lag and someone dies from it (even if they jumped to their death), the other team is lagging (cheating by forcing lag) so they win because they are such BK's. Also, I am a newb because I just suck at the game and all I get to do is hold the ball in Odd Ball in a secluded passage and try to not die.