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Community => Off Topic => Topic started by: Kaine on September 26, 2008, 02:09:01 am

Title: How to pick up ladies.
Post by: Kaine on September 26, 2008, 02:09:01 am
I understand most of you children play enough videogames for it to be considered a full-time job (40 hours a week), so I have decided to help you.  In this thread I will post links to various websites and guides that I feel appropriately explain how to treat a lady.  Once you know how to properly treat a lady, you can then enter the social realm, and are well on your way to "picking up women."

#1) Be vulnerable. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aez2adk-Evg)
#2) Learn how to communicate with women (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToX_wcKabiY).
#3) Compliment her on her looks (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OfwMiNVeGI&NR).
#4) Learn to accept gifts in the spirit they are given (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9gLr6f3xYk).
#5) Now you can brag to your friends (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XNQeAV5SnU)!
Title: Re: How to pick up ladies.
Post by: Hendrich on September 26, 2008, 02:57:35 am
Hmm, either I'm going to learn how to pick up ladies, or I'm going to get RICK-ROLLED! DON'T DO IT! D:

eVe is the spawn of the Tyrant!  :tyrant: <-- eVe = eVe-il "DUNT U GIT ITZ???"
Title: Re: How to pick up ladies.
Post by: Kaine on September 26, 2008, 03:02:14 am
It's really not a Rick Roll.  I didn't even mix a Rick roll into the middle.  All 5 are for real.
Title: Re: How to pick up ladies.
Post by: Overdose on September 26, 2008, 03:36:32 am
You forgot a step:

If you're learning how to pick up women on the internet you have already failed. Please try again.
Title: Re: How to pick up ladies.
Post by: Kaine on September 26, 2008, 03:55:46 am
Good call.  So kiddies, remember to only try these things on girls you know IRL.
Title: Re: How to pick up ladies.
Post by: mooseberry on September 26, 2008, 04:07:50 am
thx gr8 advice
Title: Re: How to pick up ladies.
Post by: Hendrich on September 26, 2008, 04:40:21 am
Wow, no rickroll. Your a pervert eVe. 

Lols, just kidding. But seriously, why??? Get our groove to the smooth to the dotty move?

Yea, I drank a bit too much tonight. Had a party, lost some money, got beaten up, met cute girl, had a drinking contest, I laughed, I cried, bla bla bla. I think I'll use these tips next time when I'm at a party. Thnx eVe, you devilish pervert.  ;)
Title: Re: How to pick up ladies.
Post by: Steely Ann on September 26, 2008, 05:05:12 am
words

For maximum effect, you should practice your lines on a unsuspecting relative beforehand.  And viddy-tape it so you can review it later and see how you can improve.
Title: Re: How to pick up ladies.
Post by: Kaine on September 26, 2008, 05:09:05 am
Then please, for the love of all that is unnatural and wrong, post it here for our viewing pleasure.
Title: Re: How to pick up ladies.
Post by: Paradox on September 26, 2008, 05:11:33 am
Here is a simper way to do so.
Title: Re: How to pick up ladies.
Post by: Steely Ann on September 26, 2008, 05:21:14 am
Then please, for the love of all that is unnatural and wrong, post it here for our viewing pleasure.

Indeed.  Then we can offer constructive criticism, right?   ;)
Title: Re: How to pick up ladies.
Post by: KamikOzzy on September 26, 2008, 05:44:52 am
Here is a simper way to do so.
  • Find girl
  • Wrap hands around waist
  • Lift over head

This thread's winrar^

However, the girls that eVe can get might be too heavy for this method.

..sorry >.>
Title: Re: How to pick up ladies.
Post by: Darth Futuza on October 08, 2008, 10:59:16 pm
Here is a simper way to do so.
  • Find girl
  • Wrap hands around waist
  • Lift over head
Pedophile!
Title: Re: How to pick up ladies.
Post by: + OPTIMUS + on October 09, 2008, 04:10:31 pm
pick girls from the interwebz. its rather easy and leads to many interesting experiences and wise consequences. one of them (the most important) is: don't pick up girls from interwebz.
Title: Re: How to pick up ladies.
Post by: Lava Croft on October 09, 2008, 06:02:35 pm
Here is a simper way to do so.
  • Find girl
  • Wrap hands around waist
  • Lift over head
Pedophile!
Never had a petite woman before, newt?
Title: Re: How to pick up ladies.
Post by: Kaleo on October 10, 2008, 02:06:19 pm
Quote from clan forums.

Quote
Nah, Flamey's old school - he picks up girls the old fashioned way:


Flamey: Hi there
Girl: ...
Flamey: ...
Flamey: Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?
Title: Re: How to pick up ladies.
Post by: Lava Croft on October 10, 2008, 02:53:33 pm
The best way to pick up a girl is to carry around 100ml of GHB (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gamma-Hydroxybutyric_acid) with you, waiting for the right moment to secretly pour a healthy amount of the clear liquid in her Pina Colada. Do make sure you have led her out of the club before she passes out.
Title: Re: How to pick up ladies.
Post by: Kaleo on October 10, 2008, 11:36:08 pm
Nah, dude. Chloroforms old-school. It's mad.
Title: Re: How to pick up ladies.
Post by: Darth Futuza on October 11, 2008, 01:51:44 am
Never had a petite woman before, newt?

Nah, its just a fun word to scream...in text fashion.
Title: Re: How to pick up ladies.
Post by: techhead on October 11, 2008, 08:16:03 am
Here are a couple winning pickup-lines courtesy of "A Beautiful Mind"
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"I don't exactly know what I am required to say in order for you to have intercourse with me, but could we assume that I said all that? I mean essentially we are talking about fluid exchange right? So could we go just straight to the sex?"

"I find you very attractive. Your assertiveness tells me that you feel the same way about me. But ritual remains that we must do a series of platonic actions before we can have intercourse. Now, I'm doing that. But all I really want to do is have sex with you as soon as possible."
Schizophrenics make odd bedfellows, do they not?
Title: Re: How to pick up ladies.
Post by: ShadowNinjaDudeMan on October 15, 2008, 08:08:20 pm
...retards...

Title: Re: How to pick up ladies.
Post by: Kaleo on October 16, 2008, 07:20:35 am
...retards...

Says you.
Title: Re: How to pick up ladies.
Post by: ShadowNinjaDudeMan on October 16, 2008, 09:08:27 am
...retards...

Says you.

Observant, but I think everyone realised I said it in my post.
But thanks for verifying that I said it though!  :)
Title: Re: How to pick up ladies.
Post by: Dante on October 16, 2008, 11:15:23 am
I believe you're familiar with the gamer termage: "NO U"?

Kaleo just hit you with a more refined real world version.
Title: Re: How to pick up ladies.
Post by: mooseberry on October 16, 2008, 10:28:36 pm
I believe you are taking things too literally and missed the byplay.
Title: Re: How to pick up ladies.
Post by: Kaleo on October 18, 2008, 05:08:56 am
...retards...

Elaborate.

There. Is that a little more clear?
Title: Re: How to pick up ladies.
Post by: Paradox on October 18, 2008, 06:41:28 am
Get back on topic.
Title: Re: How to pick up ladies.
Post by: Kaine on October 20, 2008, 03:23:55 am
Paradox, as the thread creator, I'm not offended by the hijack.  I just wanted to post those links, any discussion beyond that, as long as it's lighthearted, is fine with me.  Topic doesn't have to be related.

And as long as things stay friendly, I'd like to request this stay unlocked, so all the spammers can get their jollies somewhere.  (Here.)
Title: Re: How to pick up ladies.
Post by: Lava Croft on October 20, 2008, 05:12:02 am
Boy, another person that felt the need to change his name.
Title: Re: How to pick up ladies.
Post by: Kaine on October 20, 2008, 07:56:10 am
I'd like to request this stay unlocked, so all the spammers can get their jollies somewhere.  (Here.)

And Lava's already basking in it.  See?  This thread will do great things, I assure you.
Title: Re: How to pick up ladies.
Post by: your face on October 20, 2008, 05:08:11 pm
...retards...


SNDM!  Whar've you been?
Title: Re: How to pick up ladies.
Post by: Lava Croft on October 20, 2008, 05:33:10 pm
I can do great things for you too, eVe. Like lock this spam-infested thread!

[EDIT[ Ok, ok, not just yet...
Title: Re: How to pick up ladies.
Post by: + OPTIMUS + on October 21, 2008, 12:13:20 am
I can do great things for you too, eVe. Like lock this spam-infested thread!

[EDIT[ Ok, ok, not just yet...


not until you tell the folks out here how to pick up ladies.
Title: Re: How to pick up ladies.
Post by: Lava Croft on October 21, 2008, 04:40:00 am
I can do great things for you too, eVe. Like lock this spam-infested thread!

[EDIT[ Ok, ok, not just yet...


not until you tell the folks out here how to pick up ladies.
Again you reply to a thread you have not read.
Title: Re: How to a winner.
Post by: player1 on October 21, 2008, 05:16:11 am
Boy, another person that felt the need to change his name.

Seems like they've all been reverted to their original account name. Or did Kaine and Rawr just both stop aliaswhoring during my brief sojourn?
Title: Re: How to pick up ladies.
Post by: Kaine on October 21, 2008, 07:13:51 am
Khalsa was kind enough to weed out my old alternative accounts and set me at my given ingame name.
Title: Re: How to center your chi.
Post by: player1 on October 21, 2008, 07:30:45 am
Ah, young Kaine. I see you now perceive the wisdom of learning to disregard how others see you (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLilMtzOUbA).