(humor) Let's make aliens realistic

[Gimp]

I think that akiens you see in tremulous dont need to have sex, because it goes like this: Those nasty little bugs you see in game are clones and have best genes for that purposes they need to do, like dreches are fast and agile making them killingmachines (in good hands of course) and grangers are the best builders. But if we travel many millions of lightyears away from game arenas we play, we find a civilised alien civilisation which produce their own culture: they play bridge and chess, go in church, have casual sex, read and go in movies to see latest version from "Granger and humie" made by William Drechspear. These aliens have sex and share dna:s by that way and once they find a good combination they send this dna to Over Mind which starts to produce new dreches which are more agile and stroner or Grangers which build even faster.

In a nuttshell: Trems aliens are mindles killing/buildingmachines and having sex is useless for them 'cause they all have same genes. Hope you understood .

this person has got it right and is not bent like the rest of u, and take the piss out of my name if u want u faggoty little fuck gareth, ur name is fucking bent u been bumming men recently?

[SLAVE|Mietz]

I think that akiens you see in tremulous dont need to have sex, because it goes like this: Those nasty little bugs you see in game are clones and have best genes for that purposes they need to do, like dreches are fast and agile making them killingmachines (in good hands of course) and grangers are the best builders. But if we travel many millions of lightyears away from game arenas we play, we find a civilised alien civilisation which produce their own culture: they play bridge and chess, go in church, have casual sex, read and go in movies to see latest version from "Granger and humie" made by William Drechspear. These aliens have sex and share dna:s by that way and once they find a good combination they send this dna to Over Mind which starts to produce new dreches which are more agile and stroner or Grangers which build even faster.

In a nuttshell: Trems aliens are mindles killing/buildingmachines and having sex is useless for them 'cause they all have same genes. Hope you understood .

this person has got it right and is not bent like the rest of u, and take the piss out of my name if u want u faggoty little fuck gareth, ur name is fucking bent u been bumming men recently?

*yawns@thread*

[Gimp]

slave, do u suck dick?

[Outcast]

Erm, Gimp, I'd rather have a bad sense of humor than only be able to come up with sexual insults. To threadstarter how do we know that aliens need to have sex to reproduce? Maybe they just pop up out of the eggs, no sex needed.

[Gimp]

im just saying that everyone in this thread was pretty much anally raping COD or whoever it was who came up with this bent idea

[[db@]Megabite]

I need some popcorn, a beer and a couch... just sit back, relax and have fun watching this...

Danny

[soubok]

popcorn, beer and couch are in this thread  

[[EVIL]Unknown]

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hjkfkf

thats what i got too thats y i had 4 same posts when i thought my post didnt go through....

[Thorn]

ROFL, this is a weird topic  I got mysql error about mailing some shi..


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hjkfkf

thats what i got too thats y i had 4 same posts when i thought my post didnt go through....

Yeah this seems to be happening a lot now.

For Fuck sake will u Faggoty numnuts STFU. a forum is no place to insult people or anything like that .
NOW FOR FUCK SAKE LOCK THIS FUCKING TOPIC

[Gimp]

For Fuck sake will u Faggoty numnuts STFU. a forum is no place to insult people or anything like that .
NOW FOR FUCK SAKE LOCK THIS FUCKING TOPIC

is someone impotent and taking their stress out on others, hormonal prick since when was this ur business anyway fag?

[rasz_pl]

Yeah this seems to be happening a lot now.

should be fixe now, "hopefully" :]

[Thorn]

For Fuck sake will u Faggoty numnuts STFU. a forum is no place to insult people or anything like that .
NOW FOR FUCK SAKE LOCK THIS FUCKING TOPIC

is someone impotent and taking their stress out on others, hormonal prick since when was this ur business anyway fag?

Excuse me?

*sigh* im not gonna even bother

[gareth]

this person has got it right and is not bent like the rest of u, and take the piss out of my name if u want u faggoty little fuck gareth, ur name is fucking bent u been bumming men recently?

I think this is some sort of insult bot, insults that unimaginative could not be thought up by a human. I agree with Thorn tho, Lock this thread admins.

[Gimp]

I think this is some sort of insult bot, insults that unimaginative could not be thought up by a human. I agree with Thorn tho, Lock this thread admins.

was that an original insult? i repeat my question gareth have u been bumming men recently?

[sleekslacker]

hah you're just asking for it Gimp. Yeah keep asking for it. Maybe the moderator will answer.

[Gimp]

the mod can chew my scrote ur all fags on this game anyway, just randomly bumming some twat

[kozak6]

[CoD]

Ok: I' opened this post just for humor and I had no idea it would have gone so down.

I thought: most of them are 20+ so they'll smile a bit and then stop answering this thread because it's just nonsense.

I didn't realized that there are many users under 20 and even under 15 and that most of them would have taken this thread as an instigation to talk about sex.
The only purpose of this topic was to make people smile a bit


So PLEASE excuse me for this thread and lock it as soon as possible.

[Basilisco]

I didn't find it offensive or anything. Maybe people just don't get it.

ANYWAY, before you lock it (er... plz don't) here it is!

The NEVER SEEN footage of a Tyrant-Dretch-Basilisk-Marauder-Granger-ORGY! :eek: :eek:  :eek: !!!



LOL!

(Sorry to any underage reading/watching this. I guess you've seen worse things on the internet already)

[Timbo]

To be honest with you I don't really see the problem with this thread. I get pretty tired of forums with over-zealous moderators where every second post is locked.

Short of extremist politics, racism or porn you can pretty much post what you like. Having said that, enough people are bugging me to lock this topic that I'm going to just to stop them nagging me :p.