Author Topic: You know you have been playing Tremulous to long when you.......... (Read 99490 times)

ShadowNinjaDudeMan · « **Reply #30 on:** February 20, 2009, 05:15:50 pm »

Quote from: KamikOzzy on February 19, 2009, 04:01:44 am

You know you've played too much Tremulous when:

You get suspended from school and show up the next day with a new GUID.

You know the only reason everyone in the real world isn't flying around with jetpacks right now is because we haven't gotten enough kills for stage 2.

You say "C'mon!" in any context, and expect everyone to understand your meaning.

You use "never" and "1.2" interchangeably.

When your city announces the upcoming construction of several roads and bridges, you worry about how much BP is left.

You notice the birth rate is decreasing in some country, and wonder who's standing on their spawns.

You consider people in the restaurant to be traitors if they use a fork.

You ask a returning marine how many kills he got at war, and then laugh at him for not getting 100 for every 20 minutes he was deployed.

IMO the best ones so far

Golden Lulz. (sounds like a breakfast cereal.)

janev · « **Reply #31 on:** February 20, 2009, 07:43:09 pm »

1. You read the offtopic section
2. You have more posts than some of the devs.
Damn that is depressing me.

Shadowgandor · « **Reply #32 on:** February 20, 2009, 10:37:26 pm »

When you keep returning to the Tremulous forum while you have stopped playing a long time ago

your face · « **Reply #33 on:** February 21, 2009, 01:16:50 am »

Why is this even in the off-topic section? IT'S PERFECTLY RELATED!

Kaleo · « **Reply #34 on:** February 21, 2009, 01:35:52 am »

Quote from: Shadowgandor on February 20, 2009, 10:37:26 pm

When you keep returning to the Tremulous forum while you have stopped playing a long time ago

+1

nekronuke · « **Reply #35 on:** February 22, 2009, 10:46:08 pm »

when they talk about a 3rd world countries leader bieng a tyrant, you hide in the closet with a pump action shotgun
when you try to respawn after getting the crap beaten out of you
when 1337 is your second language
when you mix baking soda and vinegar, and think you built an acid tube
when you put on a helmet, you try to find the HUD radar
scream lag when the power goes out
when you try to mod your microwave
when you pick up a toaster, go to your neighbor and tell him to give you all his money or youll blast him with your lucifer cannon

your face · « **Reply #36 on:** February 22, 2009, 10:52:05 pm »

Quote from: nekronuke on February 22, 2009, 10:46:08 pm

when 1337 is your second language

1/\/|)33|)!

nekronuke · « **Reply #37 on:** February 22, 2009, 11:11:05 pm »

lol
when you MADE the game and still play it
when you see a spider, pull out a broom and say "suck my pulse rifle" and try to shoot it.
when you play LAN alone
when you play wow and this in side by side panels
when you bought a top of the line dell XPS to play trem
when someone talks about earthquakes, you tell them to stop complaining or get off the thermal map
you tell your mom to stop camping so you can get by
you still live with your mom, and your 40, and whenever shes gone you check the door for lisks
you live in your own basement, and have a fully functional luci
you locked the mailman in the closet thinking he was an adv granger trying to spawn an egg in your mailbox
you have trem on a laptop
you talk in chat (teamspeak, whisper, all etc.)

Hellrider · « **Reply #38 on:** February 22, 2009, 11:42:05 pm »

You know you've played too much Tremulous when:

- you are late at school/work and you blame the lag
- you only walk straight because you are scared to turn around the corner
- your schoolmate/colleague takes good marks/gets promotion and you call a vote to kick him because of "h4x!"
- you throw a gren in your room thinking there is no sudden death..

mooseberry · « **Reply #39 on:** February 23, 2009, 12:14:18 am »

twhat are you guys talking about?
tI dont play too much tremulous!

Plague Bringer · « **Reply #40 on:** February 23, 2009, 01:48:11 am »

Quote from: mooseberry on February 23, 2009, 12:14:18 am

twhat are you guys talking about?
tI dont play too much tremulous!

God. I do that a lot on MSN when I'm multitasking.
Bloody annoying, I'll tell you.

You know you've played too much Trem when you go to the grocery store and try to sell something to them before buying your food.

Kaleo · « **Reply #41 on:** February 23, 2009, 03:16:29 am »

Quote from: nekronuke on February 22, 2009, 11:11:05 pm

when you play wow and this in side by side panels

Been there, done that.

Archangel · « **Reply #42 on:** February 23, 2009, 05:53:27 am »

when you see and reply to this thread once more;://

KamikOzzy · « **Reply #43 on:** February 23, 2009, 06:13:16 am »

Quote from: Plague Bringer on February 23, 2009, 01:48:11 am

You know you've played too much Trem when you go to the grocery store and try to sell something to them before buying your food.

Hahaha!

You were scared to vote in 2008 because the clocks might get fucked up.

Archangel · « **Reply #44 on:** February 23, 2009, 07:13:02 am »

LOL.

You tried to denybuild a wasp because it was building hives in your house.

FreaK · « **Reply #45 on:** February 23, 2009, 08:17:51 am »

Quote from: Archangel on February 23, 2009, 07:13:02 am

LOL.

You tried to denybuild a wasp because it was building hives in your house.

lol

Plague Bringer · « **Reply #46 on:** February 23, 2009, 12:02:12 pm »

You know you've played Tremulous too much when..

You think you failed a test because you forgot to turn on cl_allowdownload when you were in class.

You had sex with your overmind plushie.

You have an overmind plushie.

Sea Of Eternity · « **Reply #47 on:** February 23, 2009, 12:58:46 pm »

when you make tremulous related toys

nekronuke · « **Reply #48 on:** February 23, 2009, 11:02:28 pm »

when you own a tin-foil "battlesuit"
when you locked your baby in the basement cause he looked like a dretch going for a headbite
when you go in the bathroom, tell everyone to leave, stand in the middle, strip naked, and try to evolve
when you kill spiders with a rocket launcher at point blank because friendly fire is turned off
when you blame your friends death on a code error
when you space and people look at you see "error: server disconnected" (i did this one)
when you build a fully functional repeater, but forget a reactor, and shoot the dog
when the dog kicks the cord while you are playing, and you think of suicide.

Archangel · « **Reply #49 on:** February 23, 2009, 11:47:13 pm »

This thread is quickly going downhill.

nekronuke · « **Reply #50 on:** February 24, 2009, 02:17:15 am »

yep. i agree kinda but one more
You know you have been playing Tremulous to long when you

KamikOzzy · « **Reply #51 on:** February 24, 2009, 03:09:36 am »

LMAO yours suck so bad that they're fucking hilarious.

Kaleo · « **Reply #52 on:** February 24, 2009, 03:23:55 am »

You know you've been frequenting the Tremulous.net forums too much when you started work on the Third Race.

Archangel · « **Reply #53 on:** February 24, 2009, 03:28:46 am »

This thread is now down the hill, across the street, and in the store. end it

Kaleo · « **Reply #54 on:** February 24, 2009, 03:33:34 am »

You know you've been playing Tremulous too much when you start to hate threads like these.

khalsa · « **Reply #55 on:** February 24, 2009, 06:42:05 pm »

When you make the forums pink because someone on the forums wanted it.

KamikOzzy · « **Reply #56 on:** February 24, 2009, 06:52:16 pm »

hahaha damn you! I'm now too embarrassed to check the forums in class >.>

It made me laugh at least

nekronuke · « **Reply #57 on:** February 24, 2009, 08:47:10 pm »

they changed the forums cos of my granger story , and you all know it!!!!

you know youve played trem to much when you make comics using smileys

your face · « **Reply #58 on:** February 24, 2009, 11:59:55 pm »

you know you've played tremulous too long when you look in the mirror and see

Annihilation · « **Reply #59 on:** February 25, 2009, 01:20:55 am »

You know you've played tremulous too long when you can recall your GUID easier than your SSN.

News:

Author Topic: You know you have been playing Tremulous to long when you.......... (Read 99490 times)

Archangel

Archangel

Archangel

Archangel