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You know you have been playing Tremulous to long when you..........

Started by Brax*[Thesloth], February 15, 2009, 02:48:01 AM


KamikOzzy

|AoD|Ozzyshka at your service.
Still using Windows XP and still playing 1.1
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cactusfrog

You know you have been playing Tremulous to long when you write admin instead of atom on a chemistry test.

Bullseye

?FH:Bullseye mothaa fuckaaa

Winnie the Pooh

QuoteI also realize that this is the internet, but even more so this is the forum for a video game on an internet, then even beyond that this is TREMULOUS forums the Satan version of all video game forums for a video game that is ON the internet.


The_Spy

You know you have been playing Tremulous to long when you are convinced that somewhere, somehow, there's a Basilisk who's going to get you.
There is no spoon. Or no continent called Europe. No spoon or Europe. Okay, that makes sense.

amz181

You know when youve been playing tremulous too long when you ask for a khalsa cola  :-\


frazzler

You know you have been playing tremulous too long when you:
in a movie, when the helicopter pilot keeps shooting a couple of centimetres behind the hero to 'AIM AHEAD, HE IS LAGGING!' (I did this one at the new wolverine movie and thought I would add it)

nekronuke

i still think youve been playing too long if you watch an aliens movie, and is pissed cos somebody hacked the drone for headbite

frazzler

Quote from: nekronuke on May 11, 2009, 11:41:36 PM
i still think youve been playing too long if you watch an aliens movie, and is pissed cos somebody hacked the drone for headbite

I ROFLED SO HARD!! I get really passionate about my television/movies so I would be like: 'FUCKING HAXOR!!!' And punch the screen.

n@p

...feel like switching from unlagged to lagged when you stand up from your computer chair, yes. Feeling... like you completely miss the point of happening, chasing spaghetti on the plate as if it was a dretch in the tunnel with a fork instead of your trusty MD, and, for sure, never hitting it, making you roar "Darn m*f*r! I'll gotcha you next time!"

P.S. BTW who can sound like a granger purr? Maybe someone posts a .wav sample of his attempt :P

KamikOzzy

lol'd so fucking hard and I don't even know what it was about.
|AoD|Ozzyshka at your service.
Still using Windows XP and still playing 1.1
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Jedarus

subconsciously trim your hedge into a shape of a granger.
Quote from: Creative1Go get some gasoline and light your fucking pubes on fire

Supertanker

(By the way, the KhalsaCola thing was introduced in my map, spacetracks-beta1. Go play it.)

You know you've been playing Tremulous too much...

When you see a beautiful building and wonder how the polycount would affect gameplay.

When you cut yourself and expect to see fuzzy red blobs the size of dinner plates pop out of your finger. (OWWWY PAPERCUT)

When you bring turrets whenever you go out to the hammock

When you think your 'fridge is an armory and try to get a shotgun instead of a soda.

When you recoil in fear because the light-fixture on the ceiling looks like an egg

When you try to turn the gamma up in a darkened room.

When you avoid going near any rotating objects for fear that they will zap you.

When the fat pastor at church comes out wearing blue robes you scream, "THE OVERMIND IS WAAAAAAAAAITING!" and run out of the building.

When you run into a wall and think you forgot to press C.

When you expect to be able to jump onto a tiny guardrail and dance along it while maintaining your balance.

When you expect to be able to jump twenty feet and shrug off a little damage.

When you are terrified of passing the hallway main-air intake for the furnace.

When you hear a baby bear scream at the zoo, you think "ALIENS!" and run.

When someone organizes their house badly, you think, "They should denybuild this guy".

When your mother kicks you off the computer, you take the CPU tower and move it somewhere else and rebuild your 'base' elsewhere in the house.

Baconizer

Quote from: Supertanker on June 05, 2009, 02:41:03 AM
When your mother kicks you off the computer, you take the CPU tower and move it somewhere else and rebuild your 'base' elsewhere in the house.

I use a laptop, is this like having a mobile OM/RC?

Also, if you have more than one computer are you guilty of eggspam?
Why will you folk not ban me? :'(

KamikOzzy

I thought I was pretty good in this thread, but supertanker just proved himself champion. :)
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Still using Windows XP and still playing 1.1
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Snake

When you take a break and after some days you FEEL the obligation to come back, just like the crack
.

amz181

Quote from: KamikOzzy on June 05, 2009, 04:17:03 AM
I thought I was pretty good in this thread, but supertanker just proved himself champion. :)

Hes good at everything, the asshole.

But anyway,

youve been playing trem too long when you try to evolve on quake live :(

Asvarox

You know you've been playing Tremulous too much when you call chickens eggcampers.
Quote from: J3lackStar on July 14, 2011, 09:14:42 PM
I MINE FULL WEREWOLFES
NOT SUCH HIPPIE THINGS  >:(

fleash eater

you know when you 've been playing tremulous to long when....

you run into doors because you think they all open automatically

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Supertanker

Quote from: amz181 on June 06, 2009, 12:54:02 AM
Hes good at everything, the asshole.

But there's one thing I'm not good at...staying away from Tremulous! D:

You know you've been playing Tremulous too long when...

You think it's fun to use an ASCII library to play Tremulous and render it in ASCII.

You get upset with your local supermarket because--alas--they have no Trembru, KhalsaCola, Grangarade, Goon Melts, or Granger Patties.

You open the alien .md3 files and add genitals and assign each species a particular sex.

You don't like going on picnics because every time you set up the tablecloth in the middle of the field you think "Damn, it's exposed to snipers"

You find it funny to troll the trolls.

You think it's great playing Tremulous at 15FPS on an older laptop.

You find absolutely nothing wrong with Transit's framerate.

You whine and cry when ATCS isn't in the map rotation every other map.

You hear a cat yowling while creating stuff in GTKRadiant and immediately turn on every light in the house while wondering "Damnit why can't I switch to my blaster?"

You try positioning trappers and tubes at the front porch to get rid of those door-to-door salesmen and Mormon preachers.

You won't go anywhere without a teammate.

You expect your teammate to shoot you in the back at all times.

You imagine yourself !admintest'ing at various random times during your day just to show off to your co-workers.

You wake up at midnight JUST to log onto the Tremulous forums

You wonder if someone can code an AJAX/DHTML Tremulous client.

You go to the hardware store and try to buy a ckit to fix that drafty window.

PureNoob

...thought about refurbishing your house but you don't want to take the risk because you don't know when Sudden Death starts.
...peel a boiled egg from bottom because that's where its hitbox is.
...hear that there are cockroaches in you house so you check your wallet and go shopping if you had at least 450$.
...go mad when shopkeeper says that you won't get more airsoft bullets for free.
...launch you chainsaw and run towards a wasp nest...  :o Do not try this at home!
...offer your service to a power plant about securing the reactor and also mention that you have 3 years of experience of different base layouts.
...walk around corners checking all walls just in case.
...don't want to eat the shrimps in you dish because it must be poisoned.

* PureNoob runs away

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Bullseye

    
You know you have been playing Tremulous to long when you..........

Are still a believer that Tremulous 1.2 will come out.
?FH:Bullseye mothaa fuckaaa

your face

No, people who have been playing Tremulous too long know that it will never come out. ;)
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Kaine

See a troll whilst watching "Lord of the Rings" and automatically I come to mind.

Fucking pervert.