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You know when you've been mapping for too long when...

Started by Evoc, March 01, 2009, 02:02:57 AM

Evoc

...your bedroom needs pipes. (Brain)

Add your own; and yes, I couldn't think of any.
Quote from: ...lying to people about being banned...Evoc: I JUST GOT BANNED FROM THE FORUMS
Amanieu: lolwut
Thorn: nice
your_face: rofl
Thorn: the less places you can say anything the better

n.o.s.brain

#1
you know you've been mapping too long when...

you find your house to be a boxmap with modelspam, and begin adding random boards to improve the geometry.

you get annoyed at a wall with excess texture tiling, and wish you could break up the monotony by adding some greeble.

you notice your house is poorly optimized, and attempt to place hint brushes...

you press 's' in other applications when you want to hax up a image.

you dream of random brushwork...

your face

When you consider applying caulk to all unseen surfaces in your house.
Quote from: dolby on February 19, 2003, 06:44:44 PM
spam spam spam, waste waste waste!

Plague Bringer

You wake up and realize, shit, you forgot to put an info_playerintermission.
U R A Q T

your face

You find yourself pounding esc, q, and various other keyboard shortcuts multiple times in other programs.

@Plague Bringer: :D
Quote from: dolby on February 19, 2003, 06:44:44 PM
spam spam spam, waste waste waste!

mooseberry

You're amazed that other mapping programs are easy to learn?
Bucket: [You hear the distant howl of a coyote losing at Counterstrike.]

मैं हिन्दी का समर्थन

~Mooseberry.

CreatureofHell

After painting your house you try compiling it to see how it will look in game.
{NoS}StalKer
Quote<Timbo> posting on the trem forums rarely results in anything good


==Troy==

#8
You are trying to reduce quality of your wallpapers to reduce the pk3 size.

You accidentally smash your head at the door, expecting it to automatically slide into the wall

You are surprised that hitting a lamp with a hammer makes it break.

You always try to glue objects to where they are placed, unless they have a strictly defined rails.

Edit : You never put 2 mirrors facing each other in a room.

Noclip doesn't work

You always wonder what fps are you running at the moment.

JPG and BPM formats look exactly the same.




Winter in Matrix is a period of time when servers are maintained, thats why they fill the whole world with snow and paint the sky into a monotone grey, to reduce the fps rates and CPU load.

n.o.s.brain

when at the supermarket, you search for the lowest poly items to keep the fps in your house down.

Plague Bringer

You wake up, step in a puddle, and think of the leak error you got when you compiled.
U R A Q T

Evoc

...you try to glitch your furniture into the wall.
Quote from: ...lying to people about being banned...Evoc: I JUST GOT BANNED FROM THE FORUMS
Amanieu: lolwut
Thorn: nice
your_face: rofl
Thorn: the less places you can say anything the better

Kaleo

You're doing a render of a guitar for VCAD in GTKRadiant.
Quote from: Stannum
Thou canst not kill that which doth not live,
but you can blow it into chunky kibbles!
I has a cookie, and u can has a cookie, but i no givs u mai cookie...

cactusfrog

you walk with your hands in front of you encase you run into an invisible wall

Zero Ame

You think your furnace is a reactor and aliens will be storming your house soon.