NATION OF STUPIDITY Hq. Because of tightening relations with the Sigma clan, Nation of Stupidity founder, Face, stated in an emergency meeting called this morning between NoS delegates, "Our Nation is facing a dark and unprecedented threat, fellow NoS members. It is time to put our past differences behind us and focus on the unfortunate possibility of WAR. Just recently, we lost a minor, but embarrassing conflict against the Sigma clan. A clan we have grossly underestimated, and which has, in turn, shamed our Great Empire in front of the entire Tremulous community. Our allies have all but died, so it is up to us alone to put an end to the terrible disease known as Sigma. Sigma has become too confident with themselves, which will be their downfall. They have awoken the beast."
Zed, a NoS elite, who has been fighting terrorists single-handedly in the east for the past two months, heard the warning and attended the NoS meeting. He said when interviewed by the TREMPRESS, "If our Great Nation doesn't pull itself together and shake off the dust, we could face ultimate annihilation. Therefore, we will be holding top secret NoS practice sessions. We will put our members through our vigorous military-training course, which will help prepare them for the coming test of skill, courage, and most importantly, teamwork." Zed then turned directly to the camera, and addressing all NoS members, said, "TRY TO COME. GET YOUR SORRY (censored) ON TREM ON 9 PM."
DEFCON 1
Official NoS emergency practice will be held at [GMT-8, January the third, 2011] on the CC server, owned by sniperX.
