The Sea Men Syndicate

[IabzO.o]

Ok Captain Dickface.

Owned.



by a dickface

[AppleJuice]

Punjabi/Outlaw was slowly stroked until he reached a gushing climax. Iabz drank the results and nodded his little bacon head in approval. Ahoy!

[IabzO.o]

I'm feeling oppressed my AppleDork, am I down with OPP? epic lulz

[AppleJuice]

Iabz bacon-rimmed Soldier with his little bacon tongue, corrupting him forever. He was only 12.

Arr!

[IabzO.o]

I'm the only one being insulted because I'm french, there I said it.

[bleach]

Here is my contribution to the clan scene...  It's a history of the Sea Men Syndicate's clan activities regarding members.  I thought Apple's little story lines were pretty cool so I decided to turn them into one big repository.

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Dustin and Iabz have joined us.
 
Blade has boarded our ship!
 
Lestrange has been captured!

DRACONE HAS WALKED THE PLANK U C (he joined lol)
 
Manic was found naked in a smuggled crate of gold. He has joined us.
 
men is now our ship's mast. We use him to scare away the homophobes.
 
Kriegsgott was found floating in the sea, covered with a strange, white substance. Iabz licked his lips.  We saved him.

Iabz kidnapped Jit from a homophobic nudist colony. He then licked Jit's lips.  Ahoy!

Cipher and StevenM were rescued from the mouth of a deadly Mexican kraken. Welcome!

Blade began shooting blanks a while ago. Iabz munched on ManiaC's pubes until he joined. The end.
(My favorite)

The Sea Men went on their annual bacon fishing trip, and unexpectedly caught a giant Whale. We then watched an ExPowerRanger's foray into gay porn.

Punjabi/Outlaw was slowly stroked until he reached a gushing climax. Iabz drank the results and nodded his little bacon head in approval. Ahoy!

Iabz bacon-rimmed Soldier with his little bacon tongue, corrupting him forever. He was only 12.

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- Written by: AppleJuice
- Inspired by: AppleJuice
- Published by: bleach
- Edited by: bleach
- Credits: Sea Men Syndicate and selectively, AppleJuice's active imagination

[Dracone]

+

[Kiwi]

Nice Job bleach and Apple =D

[AppleJuice]

Whales was too heavy, and was dumped back into the lonely ocean.

Anyway, I've come to realize a few things during my prolonged absences over the past year. Being as inactive as I am, I can't really expect {&} to remain a highly skilled and active clan. There's just no one who can lead it to my satisfaction, other than myself. This stems from a fundamental confusion; the clan as a whole has forgotten why it was founded. If you refer to my original post, you'll see that we were never meant to scrim (precisely due to this expected inactivity). We had fun scrimming last year, when I was active, but lately I've just heard excuse after excuse. I'm not really surprised; I never expected inactivity to go as well as it has already.

Therefore, {&} will no longer be scrimming competitively. I don't care if you beat us (a few of you probably already have during our inactive period, now). We will be returning to our roots: we are now a clan meant mainly for inactive players who just want a cool group to come back to when they do play. I've informed my members that they're free to leave if they disagree, so there's no big drama here. You can still scrim us for fun if you want to; just know that I'm no longer expecting us to be the best clan, so you don't have to tell me.

@Xenocide: All interclan feuding aside, you guys are a good clan. I'm glad you survived for as long as you did, because our matches/dramas made Tremulous much more enjoyable (at least for me). FreaK, I meant it when I said I was just trolling you before. You're a really good 1.2 player (top 5-10 at least), which is all that matters at this point (1.1 is over, guys, caman). J-cool, you're still dumb, though.

I don't want to make a long post. I'm not quitting trem or anything, but I will probably barely play from now on. Have fun bros!

[Sonic]

Damn Apple, nicely said. Props to that.

[Luigi1]

J-cool, you're still dumb, though.

SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK 

[Seijuro]

Happy 1 year anniversary!

The Sea Men Syndicate is not dead, despite what some people have been saying. We have at least 3 members left (I'm the newest one). We're hiding.

[OhaiReapd]

Happy 1 year anniversary!

The Sea Men Syndicate is not dead it just smells funny.

Like jazz, and Tremulous.

[Seijuro]

Hello. Small update.

Current Roster:
AppleJuice
Yarou
St. Anger
men
Kriegsgott
Amine
Punjabi
Cipher
Dragula
Iabz
StevenM
Seijuro

We are going to play several different games, most notably SC2, L4D2, TF2, League of Legends and Trem 1.2. Forums and mumble may be up shortly (Apple hasn't decided if they are necessary, yet).

Our primary goals are:
1. Real life
2. Avoid being losers who talk about how pro they are in a game (even though there is no other clan that is good right now, skill-wise, other than Xenocide)
3. Avoid the drama of years past

Talk to AppleJuice if you'd like to join. If you don't know how to contact him, you can't join (he won't check his PMs).

Peace.

[Aelita]

Love you guys. :3

[Seijuro]

Cipher has rejoined.

[Jack Bauer]

Wait, Cipher left Asylum?

[Seijuro]

Wait, Cipher left Asylum?

Cipher has rejoined.

[mooseberry]

Wait, Cipher left Asylum?

Cipher has rejoined.

Wow, you learned the quote function. I assume he was asking that question because you used REjoin, implying that previously, he had left. 

[Seijuro]

Yes, he did leave. Now he is back. Hence he has re-joined. Hence he left Asylum. My original statement had all the necessary information, which is why I quoted myself.

[mooseberry]

Yes, he did leave. Now he is back. Hence he has re-joined. Hence he left Asylum. My original statement had all the necessary information, which is why I quoted myself.

Ah yes, I see. Sorry I missed the subtly insults before and thought you just missed his silly question, deep.

[NotYarou]

Welcome back Dragula + Iabz + StevenM

[Cipher]

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