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riderrocker

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You know you have been playing X server too long when you...
« on: August 04, 2009, 06:29:53 am »
You know you have been playing X server too long when you go onto a regular server and...

-save up 2600 credits and nade your own base because you thought ff was off and the nade would kill all aliens anywhere close to you.
-spawn as human and run after goons with your 500 dmg per shot blaster.
-try to run up the bunker wall in atcs as a human
-hear a painsaw and run your tyrant ass in the other direction (i still automatically pause when i hear a painsaw)
-try to tyrant nuke the human base
-go after a lucisuit with your adv granger
-try to kill turrets/teslas/arm/nodes with your adv granger
-build hives
-insta-kill bsuits with goons
-run straight at group of three humans regardless of weapons (dretching is WAY too easy on X, i have horrible habits now)
-pull out your blaster to decon alien base
-outrun dretches
-try to buy a lucifer cannon, jetpack, and an adv ckit at the same time so you can jetcamp with your luci and reload from a repeater you built with the jetpack.
-do 10,000 dps with painsaw
-chomp/slash humans that in the corner of your monitor because gigantic alien range.
-one hit kill humans with every single alien
-park my adv basi under the human base and gas everybody
-expect to have 300 rifle rounds in a clip
-expect to have 600 lasgun rounds
-jump and not use stamina
-jump off walls as human/adv granger
-instantly kill humans with granger spit.


i'm sure there are more.
don't get me wrong, i love X server, its just that i can't play for crap on a real server.

When I was a complete newbie, i joined L server because you got 300 rifle rounds and didn't have to bother with reloading. I played there for a month until it got too easy, tried to switch to a standard server, and all of the above happened. I'm learning, tho :D

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KillerWhale

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Re: You know you have been playing X server too long when you...
« Reply #1 on: August 04, 2009, 06:37:20 am »
You know you need to uninstall and/or kill yourself when:

-You like the X server.
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Vape

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Re: You know you have been playing X server too long when you...
« Reply #2 on: August 04, 2009, 07:45:24 am »
He doesn't like the X server...he loves it.
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Re: You know you have been playing X server too long when you...
« Reply #3 on: August 04, 2009, 10:08:54 am »
then he's already dead lol.

...when you type !bank at random server, then click capslock, say "WTF I HAD 1500000 CREDITS", decon and leave (happened at dretchstrom once).
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Colynn'

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Re: You know you have been playing X server too long when you...
« Reply #4 on: August 04, 2009, 08:09:51 pm »
You make a shitty thread exactly like this one.
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Re: You know you have been playing X server too long when you...
« Reply #5 on: August 06, 2009, 05:51:49 pm »
ouch...little harsh don't u think?
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Quote from: player1 on February 17, 2008, 06:50:45 pm
No. Let n00bs pick overly destructive Human weapons and then use them in their own base and around their own teammates. Maybe then they'll learn that doing that is a stupid idea. Meanwhile, I will be slashing at their damaged Armoury, after I vault their smoking turrets and the scattered bodies of their TK' d teammates. N00bs: they're what's for breakfast.

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Re: You know you have been playing X server too long when you...
« Reply #6 on: August 06, 2009, 07:12:28 pm »
Some people have difficulty recognizing X fans the right to live. :) Most Trem players clench their teeth and admit that everybody's entitled to playing the game as they like to. But flaunting a thread that describes in minute detail everything that's wrong about X server... is a bit much.

I think only one "shitty" and one suicide recommendation is actually beyond expectations, I would have imagined a lot more abuse coming this way.
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Re: You know you have been playing X server too long when you...
« Reply #7 on: August 06, 2009, 07:25:18 pm »
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Jedarus

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Re: You know you have been playing X server too long when you...
« Reply #8 on: August 06, 2009, 07:53:04 pm »
Quote from: Urcscumug on August 06, 2009, 07:12:28 pm
Some people have difficulty recognizing X fans the right to live. :) Most Trem players clench their teeth and admit that everybody's entitled to playing the game as they like to. But flaunting a thread that describes in minute detail everything that's wrong about X server... is a bit much.

I think only one "shitty" and one suicide recommendation is actually beyond expectations, I would have imagined a lot more abuse coming this way.

Not most, it seems like there's only a few tolerant players and the rest just outright pour contempt on X.

Perhaps they're tired of flaming X. Since that's unlikely, I guess they're just lazy or biding their time...
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Re: You know you have been playing X server too long when you...
« Reply #9 on: August 06, 2009, 11:48:25 pm »
I find the small X servers cn have more friendly folk and I end up just talking and banter-ing with them.

The bigger servers (Ah, the Wine Bar) are better for an actual game. But everyones usually to busy to really talk.
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Re: You know you have been playing X server too long when you...
« Reply #10 on: August 13, 2009, 09:59:21 am »
@Jedarus:  No, most of us just realize that with all the "self-ownage" the X-server rains down upon itself, our flamey efforts are best directed at threads in the clan section instead.
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KamikOzzy

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Re: You know you have been playing X server too long when you...
« Reply #11 on: August 14, 2009, 02:19:53 am »
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Re: You know you have been playing X server too long when you...
« Reply #12 on: August 14, 2009, 02:26:35 am »
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Re: You know you have been playing X server too long when you...
« Reply #13 on: August 14, 2009, 04:45:31 am »
Wait holy shit.

Did Arch and Ozzy just agree on something?
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Re: You know you have been playing X server too long when you...
« Reply #14 on: August 14, 2009, 04:57:27 am »
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Re: You know you have been playing X server too long when you...
« Reply #15 on: August 15, 2009, 07:32:50 am »
None of these things ever happened to me. :P
« Last Edit: August 15, 2009, 07:51:33 am by Doom [BnK] »
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Re: You know you have been playing X server too long when you...
« Reply #16 on: August 15, 2009, 05:02:20 pm »
Quote from: riderrocker on August 04, 2009, 06:29:53 am
don't get me wrong, i love X server, its just that i can't play for crap on a real server.
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Re: You know you have been playing X server too long when you...
« Reply #17 on: August 17, 2009, 07:51:01 am »
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Re: You know you have been playing X server too long when you...
« Reply #18 on: August 19, 2009, 09:23:12 am »
Think that a forum post about Xserver is acceptable.
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Re: You know you have been playing X server too long when you...
« Reply #19 on: August 20, 2009, 12:02:29 am »
get your client from X website
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