Me and my mates drove around on cars, then at a red light, we would jump onto the back of a truck and hang on until the next red light, then let the second group grab onto the trucks while we were on the car. At one point the truck driver stopped, and two dudes got out of the truck and starting walking towards the back, one of them had a crowbar, so we fucking legged it. Then at 2am while we were watching a movie we heard a meowing. Turns out a cat had crawled into the air vents. I went out the back and we ripped open the vents. My friends little brother had to crawl into the vent and get it. He emerged with many scratchez. Then at 4am we were being random and decided to bake a cake, but the oven was broken, so we tipped the fridge over and used the heat from the fridge fan to bake the cake. When we tried to get it off, we got electrocuted, so we fucked off and left it. Then later, we returned to the black-charred cake just in time to see it peel open and fire burst out of it. We made marshmallows.
I'm not kidding, this was the best New Years ever.
Serious.
WTF IS THIS KID TALKING ABOUT?
I'm not fucking kidding. I have some odd friends, but yeah. Every part of it is real. If you don't believe me, visit Australia for New Years in 2011. Seriously, this shit is not that uncommon. My friend woke up ontop of an electrical pole wearing two different shoes and his laces tied to the electrical wires and his pants down. He couldn't untie his laces because whenever he touched them he got shocked.
I love New Years.
