Author Topic: Becoming the ultimate killer with JavaScript and Internet Explorer  (Read 2291 times)

zybork

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Are you an average player? Do you want to become the ultimate killing machine? Do you want to 1337pwnOrz the enemy team's asses? Do you want to rifle down a tyrant? To have a lucisuit fall to your mastery of dretch-fu?

Go into Javascript with Internet Explorer!

After a few hours of debugging with that g*ddamn m*therf*cking piece of sh*t you too will become the ultimate killer! With aggression levels so high your coworkers will run for cover when meeting you in the corridors and even your boss won't dare to scold you, you should really play Tremulous. If you are in a good team, you will pwn their f*cking *sses, and if you are in a noob team, at least you will come to the realization that being stupid is the faith of humanity, and that the Internet Explorer very likely has been created by the same kind of people who spawn dretch when there only one egg left.

And yes, I have never before in my life dretch-killed two l33t S2-shotgunners. In a row. Without taking a hit. Bypassing all turrets and running back into safety.
I have retired from Tremulous. Definetely. If you play a game just because it has become a habit, but u'r only feeling like a kindergarten teacher - well, maybe I am just getting too old (hell, I was a teenager when DukeNukem3D was *new*) - it's probably not a bad idea to just let it be. And I do.

Don't take this personally. Have fun, guys.

CreatureofHell

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Re: Becoming the ultimate killer with JavaScript and Internet Explorer
« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2010, 04:02:19 pm »
Sounds cool  8)
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zybork

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Re: Becoming the ultimate killer with JavaScript and Internet Explorer
« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2010, 05:03:24 pm »
DAMMIT I wanted this to be in offtopic ::)

8 hours of JS+IE really makes your brain go dead.
« Last Edit: February 10, 2010, 05:48:26 pm by zybork »
I have retired from Tremulous. Definetely. If you play a game just because it has become a habit, but u'r only feeling like a kindergarten teacher - well, maybe I am just getting too old (hell, I was a teenager when DukeNukem3D was *new*) - it's probably not a bad idea to just let it be. And I do.

Don't take this personally. Have fun, guys.