Today, while playing in Wraths Newbie Training Server, I stole someones kill. Clearly a tad upset by this, the person who's kill I stole decided to spec me. This is where it gets interesting...
Me: what was that for dude?

: I'm not a dude...
Me: That explains the rage-kick.

: Learn grammar, it was a rage-putteam
Me: So, why'd you rage-putteam?

: You annoy me.
Me: You're not a dude, everything annoys you.

: Are you being sexist?
Me: No, I'm calling you a fat-lesbian-bitch!
'kicked: reason: DAH!'
Kinda deserved it. Wouldn't have happened if people could take a joke.
I lolled. It seems today that not all pedophiles are posing as women. Some of them are real. Whats worse, they suffer from GGS. Gamer-girl-syndome. It's when they go: Why yes, I'm a girl, on a video-game. Isn't that weird? A GIRL! ON A VIDEOGAME! Because I'm a girl. Girls don't normally play videogames, so it's ironic!'. Then as soon as you make a comment like: 'woah, you're a girl?', they go: 'Stop being a pervert you pervert!' and get very angry. Like most women, only this time on the internet.
I am unhappy. I wish to vent my anger at the forums while I wait. While we're here, might as well discuss your funny women-encounters.
PS: May go in off-topic...