Sexist.

[frazzler]

Today, while playing in Wraths Newbie Training Server, I stole someones kill. Clearly a tad upset by this, the person who's kill I stole decided to spec me. This is where it gets interesting...
Me: what was that for dude?
: I'm not a dude...
Me: That explains the rage-kick.
: Learn grammar, it was a rage-putteam
Me: So, why'd you rage-putteam?
: You annoy me.
Me: You're not a dude, everything annoys you.
: Are you being sexist?
Me: No, I'm calling you a fat-lesbian-bitch!
'kicked: reason: DAH!'
Kinda deserved it. Wouldn't have happened if people could take a joke.

I lolled. It seems today that not all pedophiles are posing as women. Some of them are real. Whats worse, they suffer from GGS. Gamer-girl-syndome. It's when they go: Why yes, I'm a girl, on a video-game. Isn't that weird? A GIRL! ON A VIDEOGAME! Because I'm a girl. Girls don't normally play videogames, so it's ironic!'. Then as soon as you make a comment like: 'woah, you're a girl?', they go: 'Stop being a pervert you pervert!' and get very angry. Like most women, only this time on the internet.

I am unhappy. I wish to vent my anger at the forums while I wait. While we're here, might as well discuss your funny women-encounters.

PS: May go in off-topic...

[Demolution]

[A Spork]

[UniqPhoeniX]

Thief!

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[IabzO.o]

Sorry Frazzler but she's right, next time you post something like that on these forums, try to change the dialog so you don't look like an idiot.

[mooseberry]

Sorry Frazzler but she's right, next time you post something like that on these forums, try to change the dialog so you don't look like an idiot.

^^
I was going to say... congratulations you discovered the internet, but then found it was much worse than that.

[MitSugna]

It happened to me once. Then I teleported to her house. I was given three options by her.
a) rape her
b) kill her
c) beat her
d) stole something from her house
e)kidnap her
What did I do? nothing; teleported back to my house!
I am a long time sexist I will never obey a woman.
I remember punching my mom and peeing on the doctor when I was born. And you don't even want to know what I did to the nurse.

[frazzler]

I didn't change the dialogue, because I was being an idiot. However, had the scenario been:
Me: Dude, what the hell was that for?
: You annoy me.
Me: I'm abit annoyed too.
: Yeah, well deal with it.

Situation wouldn't have really escalated. Anyway, I just wanted to see if other people have had funny/extraordinary encounters with women on the internet.

[IabzO.o]

I met a girl called Frazzlerette on the internet, needless to say, she pumped my iron stick until my mind exploded.

Or was it my mind?

[frazzler]

I met a girl called Frazzlerette on the internet, needless to say, she pumped my iron stick until my mind exploded.

Or was it my mind?

Heh-heh, yeah, I find that funny, because I don't know who frazzlerette is. You know, because it wasn't me. If it was me, I would have known. BUT I DON'T! So I didn't know. It was funny.