Author Topic: *Cry*  (Read 5279 times)

HellsAngelz

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*Cry*
« on: April 21, 2010, 02:58:05 am »
If you guys have noticed that you've recently been feeling better, less depressed, you haven't had to deal with so many idiots as you usually have to...that would be because...
My laptop. Broke. I can't play Tremulous... q,q
I don't know what I miss more...
my laptop, playing Tremulous, all my online gf's *duh, im such a stud?* or (Explicit Scenes, Adult Material) D:

As for the story of how my laptop broke...well....
Dew was just forming on the tall blades of grass, gently swaying in the chill morning breeze. The front yard was overdue for a mowing, but that would be another shrugged off burden i'd forget about doing later. My eyes fixated upon the screen, grunts and roars bursting from the small speakers built into the casing of the laptop. Profanity of the highest degree -the kind your deaf grandmother could hear- spewing from my mouth. Ears heating, eyes piercing the screen, seconds away from punching the laptop display screen. A hippo-like creature, albeit green, hobbles clumsily through the grass, creating a path in it's wake.

A granger. I stare in disbelief, perhaps too much gaming got to my head. I shake myself, its mesmerizing eyes stare back at me. Tilting its head trying to imitate my actions, I hear a cute gurgle. The creature takes a lunge at my laptop and successfully makes contact. A steady crunch of integrated circuits and plastic  are made within the grangers mouth. "You little fucker...what the fuck. You know how much that laptop cost me?" I breathe in disbelief. Who knew grangers had a thing for my hardware?

and that's all I feel like making up for now. lol.

KillerWhale

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Re: *Cry*
« Reply #1 on: April 21, 2010, 03:04:48 am »

HellsAngelz

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Re: *Cry*
« Reply #2 on: April 21, 2010, 03:29:26 am »
..... LIAR

HellsAngelz

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Re: *Cry*
« Reply #3 on: April 21, 2010, 03:30:35 am »
I'm like oRaw, a thorn in the tremulous community that'll never be forgotten. Sadly oRaw can leave and not be forgotten, I have to keep stabbing the shit out of you guys to get a response.  >:(

mooseberry

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Re: *Cry*
« Reply #4 on: April 21, 2010, 04:32:53 am »
I knew you wouldn't leave. A shame...
Bucket: [You hear the distant howl of a coyote losing at Counterstrike.]

मैं हिन्दी का समर्थन

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Thorn

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Re: *Cry*
« Reply #5 on: April 21, 2010, 06:35:59 pm »
I'm like oRaw, a thorn in the tremulous community that'll never be forgotten.

Please don't mention me without due permission. Thanks.

Colynn'

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Re: *Cry*
« Reply #6 on: April 21, 2010, 06:44:41 pm »
wb
Currently working on: REAL LIFE STUDIES BULLSHIT

HellsAngelz

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Re: *Cry*
« Reply #7 on: April 22, 2010, 01:16:27 am »
Quote from: mooseberry link=topic=sheeperbation date=2000 B.C.
sheep are warm.

Demolution

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Re: *Cry*
« Reply #8 on: April 22, 2010, 04:46:02 am »
Hello attention whore. I see you are back.

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IabzO.o

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Re: *Cry*
« Reply #9 on: April 22, 2010, 06:13:41 pm »
I knew you'd be back in less then a month, assfaggot.
POWA SUKC AT TRMELUS

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HellsAngelz

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Re: *Cry*
« Reply #10 on: April 22, 2010, 08:53:13 pm »
mhm. atm i don't see the point of making a witty reply, nobody's ever laughed at something I said sooooOOoooo yah.

VonDutch

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Re: *Cry*
« Reply #11 on: April 22, 2010, 09:36:31 pm »
Lol, Missed CaptainNemo alot?