Author Topic: Why do you hurt friend Basi? (Read 6658 times)

A Spork · « **on:** June 13, 2010, 03:25:58 pm »

this is friend basi

pictured: friend

it has come to my attention recently that many of you enjoy shooting at friend basi, and would like friend basi to be norfed to make it easier to shoot at friend basi. this is barbaric and unacceptable. friend basi comes from a culture with a long tradition of climbing on walls, giving people hugs and occassionally farting in their general direction. of course, racist humans find it necessary to impose their cultural absolutism on everything they don't understand, and because of this they justify their cruel treatment of friend basi.

remember that not all pain is visible. the quake3 engine does not allow for friend basi to cry, and thus we must feel his pain for him. we must feel his pain until the suffering ends.

thank you.

Sea Of Eternity · « **Reply #1 on:** June 13, 2010, 04:05:20 pm »

dracone will post in this sooner or later about King of Baslick

Dracone · « **Reply #2 on:** June 13, 2010, 05:40:06 pm »

AS THE KING OF BASLICK, I SUPPORT THIS CAUSE.

WE MUST ALL FEEL THE PAIN AND SUFFERING OF FRIEND BASI SO THAT HE, LIKE ALL FREE BASLICKS, MAY DRINK FROM STREAMS AS HE PLEASES WHILE FRIEND MARAS LEAP ABOUT THE BEAUTIFUL LANDSCAPE.

Sea Of Eternity · « **Reply #3 on:** June 13, 2010, 06:38:53 pm »

Demolution · « **Reply #4 on:** June 13, 2010, 07:57:49 pm »

Quote from: Dracone on June 13, 2010, 05:40:06 pm

...SO THAT HE, LIKE ALL FREE BASLICKS, MAY DRINK FROM STREAMS AS HE PLEASES WHILE FRIEND MARAS LEAP ABOUT THE BEAUTIFUL LANDSCAPE.

rofl'd Thank you.

Also:

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A Spork · « **Reply #5 on:** June 13, 2010, 10:15:30 pm »

I, Spork, will never hurt a Basi, for Basi is friend Basi, and any references to Basi in this document indicate friend Basi.

I. Basi cannot be shot at. Basi cannot be hurt by any means, direct or indirect. I will never allow Basi to come into harm.
II. If I see a teammate hurting Basi, I will discipline said teammate. This teammate will have three such infractions before a summary execution.
III. If in any way I can help Basi, I will assist Basi. If Basi cannot reach a high spot, I will let Basi sit on my head while I ferry him up with a jetpack. If Basi does not want to get wet I will wade across the water with Basi on my back.
IV. I will promote cultural understanding on behalf of Basi, who cannot talk. I will ensure that all understand his suffering.
V. I will feel Basi's pain until the day it ends. Every time Basi is shot, I will feel it. Every time Basi is killed, I will /kill.

Signed, the undersigned.
-- Spork

mooseberry · « **Reply #6 on:** June 14, 2010, 12:20:53 am »

what a clever use of copy paste this is

Sea Of Eternity · « **Reply #7 on:** June 14, 2010, 02:12:30 am »

friend dragon anyone?

amgh · « **Reply #8 on:** June 14, 2010, 06:59:03 am »

food for thought:

MARAs get new skins when they become ADV MARA.. GOONS get new skins when they become ADV GOON.

WHAT OF OUR FRIEND BASI?

devs think that they can get away with this prejudice.. lazying out on friend basi.

NEWSFLASH:

basi's don't even have a lower jaw!

Sea Of Eternity · « **Reply #9 on:** June 14, 2010, 07:11:30 am »

they dont need a lower jaw xP

Demolution · « **Reply #10 on:** June 14, 2010, 07:27:59 am »

Friend mara is superior.

Sea Of Eternity · « **Reply #11 on:** June 14, 2010, 07:34:08 am »

amgh · « **Reply #12 on:** June 14, 2010, 08:03:25 am »

Quote from: Sea Of Eternity on June 14, 2010, 07:11:30 am

they dont need a lower jaw xP

basis don't *need* a lower jaw .. sure.. but do they *want* one? one must consider feelings!

amgh · « **Reply #13 on:** June 14, 2010, 08:08:28 am »

Quote from: Sea Of Eternity on June 14, 2010, 02:12:30 am

friend dragon anyone?

goon is no friend. goon makes QQ and s1 ragequit

Sea Of Eternity · « **Reply #14 on:** June 14, 2010, 08:14:38 am »

dretch friend?

your face · « **Reply #15 on:** June 14, 2010, 04:37:44 pm »

GRANGER FRIEND :<

Jedarus · « **Reply #16 on:** June 14, 2010, 07:41:04 pm »

FUCKING RANTS HOW DO THEY WORK

A Spork · « **Reply #17 on:** June 14, 2010, 09:31:18 pm »

Quote from: amgh on June 14, 2010, 06:59:03 am

food for thought:

MARAs get new skins when they become ADV MARA.. GOONS get new skins when they become ADV GOON.

WHAT OF OUR FRIEND BASI?

devs think that they can get away with this prejudice.. lazying out on friend basi.

NEWSFLASH:

basi's don't even have a lower jaw!

QFT
DEMAND NEW SKIN FOR FRIEND ADVANCED BASLISK!!!!

CorSair · « **Reply #18 on:** June 14, 2010, 09:51:39 pm »

A good basilisk is dead basilisk in my book.

Same goes to a chaingun suit dude....

And I would continue my list, but it would get wide and boring.

Sea Of Eternity · « **Reply #19 on:** June 15, 2010, 03:22:00 am »

when darkwolf returns to the forums, you shall pay

Jedarus · « **Reply #20 on:** June 15, 2010, 08:57:35 pm »

I heard that a dead baslick makes for good stuffing. It looks cool when you hang them up in a trophy cabinet or cut off the head of the baslick, stuff it and then mount it. Either way.

CreatureofHell · « **Reply #21 on:** June 15, 2010, 09:09:13 pm »

I do not hurt friend basi for friend basi often supplies extremely good quality gas that makes life so much happier!

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Author Topic: Why do you hurt friend Basi? (Read 6658 times)