Why do you hurt friend Basi?

[A Spork]

this is friend basi



pictured: friend

it has come to my attention recently that many of you enjoy shooting at friend basi, and would like friend basi to be norfed to make it easier to shoot at friend basi. this is barbaric and unacceptable. friend basi comes from a culture with a long tradition of climbing on walls, giving people hugs and occassionally farting in their general direction. of course, racist humans find it necessary to impose their cultural absolutism on everything they don't understand, and because of this they justify their cruel treatment of friend basi.

remember that not all pain is visible. the quake3 engine does not allow for friend basi to cry, and thus we must feel his pain for him. we must feel his pain until the suffering ends.

thank you.

[Sea Of Eternity]

dracone will post in this sooner or later about King of Baslick

[Dracone]

AS THE KING OF BASLICK, I SUPPORT THIS CAUSE.

WE MUST ALL FEEL THE PAIN AND SUFFERING OF FRIEND BASI SO THAT HE, LIKE ALL FREE BASLICKS, MAY DRINK FROM STREAMS AS HE PLEASES WHILE FRIEND MARAS LEAP ABOUT THE BEAUTIFUL LANDSCAPE.

[Sea Of Eternity]

yeap

[Demolution]

...SO THAT HE, LIKE ALL FREE BASLICKS, MAY DRINK FROM STREAMS AS HE PLEASES WHILE FRIEND MARAS LEAP ABOUT THE BEAUTIFUL LANDSCAPE.

rofl'd Thank you.

Also:

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[A Spork]

I, Spork, will never hurt a Basi, for Basi is friend Basi, and any references to Basi in this document indicate friend Basi.

I. Basi cannot be shot at. Basi cannot be hurt by any means, direct or indirect. I will never allow Basi to come into harm.
II. If I see a teammate hurting Basi, I will discipline said teammate. This teammate will have three such infractions before a summary execution.
III. If in any way I can help Basi, I will assist Basi. If Basi cannot reach a high spot, I will let Basi sit on my head while I ferry him up with a jetpack. If Basi does not want to get wet I will wade across the water with Basi on my back.
IV. I will promote cultural understanding on behalf of Basi, who cannot talk. I will ensure that all understand his suffering.
V. I will feel Basi's pain until the day it ends. Every time Basi is shot, I will feel it. Every time Basi is killed, I will /kill.

Signed, the undersigned.
-- Spork

[mooseberry]

what a clever use of copy paste this is

[Sea Of Eternity]

friend dragon anyone?   

[amgh]

 food for thought:

MARAs get new skins when they become ADV MARA.. GOONS get new skins when they become ADV GOON.

WHAT OF OUR FRIEND BASI?

devs think that they can get away with this prejudice.. lazying out on friend basi.

NEWSFLASH:

basi's don't even have a lower jaw!

[Sea Of Eternity]

they dont need a lower jaw xP

[Demolution]

Friend mara is superior.

[Sea Of Eternity]

 

[amgh]

they dont need a lower jaw xP

basis don't *need* a lower jaw .. sure.. but do they *want* one? one must consider feelings!

[amgh]

friend dragon anyone?   

goon is no friend. goon makes QQ and s1 ragequit

[Sea Of Eternity]

dretch friend?

[your face]

GRANGER FRIEND :<

[Jedarus]

FUCKING RANTS HOW DO THEY WORK

[A Spork]

food for thought:

MARAs get new skins when they become ADV MARA.. GOONS get new skins when they become ADV GOON.

WHAT OF OUR FRIEND BASI?

devs think that they can get away with this prejudice.. lazying out on friend basi.

NEWSFLASH:

basi's don't even have a lower jaw!

QFT
DEMAND NEW SKIN FOR FRIEND ADVANCED BASLISK!!!!

[CorSair]

A good basilisk is dead basilisk in my book.

Same goes to a chaingun suit dude....

And I would continue my list, but it would get wide and boring. 

[Sea Of Eternity]

when darkwolf returns to the forums, you shall pay

[Jedarus]

I heard that a dead baslick makes for good stuffing. It looks cool when you hang them up in a trophy cabinet or cut off the head of the baslick, stuff it and then mount it. Either way.

[CreatureofHell]

I do not hurt friend basi for friend basi often supplies extremely good quality gas that makes life so much happier!