why do you hurt friend boostershrimp?

[Dracone]

this is friend boostershrimp


pictured: friend

it has come to my attention recently that many of you enjoy shooting at friend boostershrimp, and would like friend boostershrimp to be norfed to make it easier to shoot at friend boostershrimp. this is barbaric and unacceptable. friend boostershrimp comes from a culture with a long tradition of healing friend mara, giving poison to friend mara, and sometimes mating with soulmate friend mara. of course, racist humans find it necessary to impose their cultural absolutism on everything they don't understand, and because of this they justify their cruel treatment of friend boostershrimp.

remember that not all pain is visible. the quake3 engine does not allow for friend boostershrimp to cry, and thus we must feel his pain for him. we must feel his pain until the suffering ends. we must feel the pain of shriveling up into an obscure white shape.

thank you.

[KillerWhale]

The booster does cry when you hit it if you're on a fixed QVM.

[Sea Of Eternity]

we need one for dretches

[Conzul]

and sometimes mating with soulmate friend mara.

NO! friend mara is soulmate to friend basi!  +  fur immer!  is one-night-stand at best.

[Asvarox]

friend boostershrimp is somewhat of a rival to friend basilisk rite?

[ziplocpeople]

HAYYYY DRACONE!!! REMEMBER ME? Also, I'm pretty sure this thread parodies another I've seen.... I could be wrong though (lol, no not really)

[DraZiLoX]

FTW!!11

[your face]

I don't hurt friend boostershrimp.  I don't have time to waste killing it when I have bigger things to kill.

[Crava_Loft]

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[Taiyo.uk]

is no shrimp. dat r bootloader.

[CreatureofHell]

is no shrimp. dat r bootloader.

no u

[ziplocpeople]

i love you nos

[Aelita]

is no shrimp. dat r bootloader.

lol

[ziplocpeople]

hi

[superspirality]

hi

OMG THE EMPEROR IS HERE HIS FORCE IS AFTER ME HALP

[zybork]

I hate to say it, but friend boostershrimp is usually the friend of my enemy, and while the enemy of my enemy is my friend, the friend of my enemy is my enemy, too. So unfortunately, I have to consider friend boostershrimp not my friend, so:

BLAST THIS SUCKER, MUAHAHAHAAA!

[amgh]

boostershrimp makes shrimp salad, shrimp cocktail, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich, popcorn shrimp, shrimp cakes, shrimp cookies, shrimp dip, shrimp soup, shrimp chips, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried shrimp, deep fried shrimp and stir-fried shrimp. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp and shrimp stew.

[superspirality]

boostershrimp makes shrimp salad, shrimp cocktail, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich, popcorn shrimp, shrimp cakes, shrimp cookies, shrimp dip, shrimp soup, shrimp chips, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried shrimp, deep fried shrimp and stir-fried shrimp. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp and shrimp stew.

Why you're ommitting the 'n' in friend?
It's not fried, it's friend! Deep friend shrimp means the boostershrimp is your deep friend!