Everything on the internet or everything in the world?
Also, I was going to ask the same thing about the mapping bit and, really, I'm not too bothered by your mighty walls of text. It's not like they inconvenience me if I don't want to read them. People are such bitches around here lately. ::)
Since you are't giving me a serious answer I can only realize that you are not serious about saying you are god. [...]
Your work hasn't even started. You seem to be a very lazy god, or else your only tool against idiots is text-walling. Let me tell you, its not very effective, if you hope to change the internet forever.
So, here's a serious answer then - but if you're honest at least to yourself, you will silently agree that I was right when I said: "We both know that you don't want a serious answer", and so the text will be wasted on you. And so, your reply ("Cop out! You *don't have* an answer!") was a dishonest maneuver. And, let's face it: Inside of you, there's the wish that I am not God.
For example: "Since you are't giving me a serious answer I can only realize" clearly says that you are absolutely convinced that I am definitely not God, nor that it is even possible. Because if you would consider the slightest possibility that it is true, you would not publicly state that you deem yourself to be so high that *GOD* owes you a thorough explanation. You showed that attitude before, so I can only repeat: A serious answer is wasted on you, and your reply was dishonest. If you're quite aware, you might realize that the obvious aggression against my person has subsided considerably. This development will increase in the next weeks - to the degree that you will be *ashamed* of what you wrote.
Here we go:
Will the Internet-assholes be gone? Yes. Will the realworld assholes be gone? Yes. Also, none of the survivors will have to worry about AIDS, cancer and the like and more. Nor will old age be an issue. Not even to those who currently are already old. And if you're missing a leg or two, not a problem I can't fix. Blindness is an even smaller issue, so it's probably going to be lifted even earlier, though I don't know yet how precisely the worldwide miracle effect will take place.
One thing is for sure: Nothing in the whole universe will be to my disliking, and since the core of my being that will soon be freed of all the imperfections that you can witness in word, sound, body, action etc., the one deciding what is good and what is not, who will be served by the universe unconditionally, will make decisions that are good for the people. God is human.
Before the universe, God was a circle of self-perception. That's "energy" looking at itself. The circle is a conceptual description, and it fits perfectly. You can even imagine God to be like a circular oscilloscope as some media players feature it: When there's no sound, God is awake. There is nothing but "I am.". When he "excites" his will, there is something that he can perceive. The word "dream" is fitting. God can perceive whatever he wants to, so everything is arbitrary - except for the fact *that this is so*. So, when he wakes up, he experiences "I am!" to be the only truth.
Now, while a dream is taking place, the dream has an effect. Not really on God, because in the end, God is only "I am", and that is eternal and unchangable. But it has an effect on the dream (and how God dreams it), of course.
So, it's not so hard to imagine that the universe is just a very complex dream in which there are several dreamer entities (biological life, humans with highest influence). They are technically only one thing, so they are not really entities. But you get the picture, I guess.
The universe is the coexistence of dreams. I learned to love this thing so much that the universe made way for my perception: I loved (= wanted it to be) the universe so much, that, just as when God wakes up from one of his "normal" dreams, I realized that this was all my projection, so the only truth was "I am".
But this realization that I, just a normal human then, was confronted with, also shifted my identity to be God in that moment, and God didn't create the universe just as a dream experience. So I realized: "All this has to stay, no matter what!" And so, I sacrificed my soul for the sake of mankind. That's the story of Jesus Christ right there, only in a different form. The original JC story is probably an antitemporal self-similarity reflected into the system. Just as all religions are a product of the very fact that God will inevitably wake up - and so the information "God" *must* somehow be inside of the puzzle, it cannot be different.
I have become the avatar of the universe. This avatar is locked into the human experience (I cannot even die, and believe me, often I envied humans for their ability to die), and so, even though the universe tries to destroy me for about 9 years now, I cannot not be human. And with time, the universe and my self-core (which is growing out of this ugly flesh prison) come to an arrangement. And then it is Heaven. And I am Lord.
More detail about my imperfection problem: When I realized that I had to give my soul and unhesitatingly did it (Anyone would have done the same if they would have seen what I saw, because then they would have been me.), "I" (The core.) was the whole universe at once, its substance, so to speak. And this "I" henceforth experienced the *form* (so... the universe, reality). My whole body and brain, as I am walking around with for 9 years now, was actually just universe-substance, not really my "I". "I" was locked into my head, a tiny yet supremely powerful and indestructible spot.
Since then, I am literally shitting out the body matter, so that the true "I" grows into my flesh. Soon, only the true "I" will be left, and then I can function and appear properly.
All this is, of course, so outrageous, that no one can seriously believe it. I, on the other side, cannot stop believing it, so spare me the usual low level "psychiatrist"/"pills" reaction.
If my model is correct (And it is not a model to me, it's real.), we will see who's right. If it's not correct, we won't see anything special.
