Author Topic: Become a granger IRL- A CONTEST (no prize, just glory) (Read 29251 times)

ziplocpeople · « **Reply #30 on:** January 27, 2011, 08:10:44 am »

Quote from: Nux on January 27, 2011, 04:10:59 am

I wish I could tell you my spirit was strong
But ALAS it would seem that this notion is wrong
My might I must muster
Your light shall lack luster
I will fight these rhyme-busters and... burst into song!

Whatever you say
But if I may
Let me put you on display

My pal Nux
Well, he sure does sux
But hell, my mind's in a constant state of flux

That aside, I'm proud to see
That I can create a thread that can be
The only one to be

Thank you all
Be sure to stand tall
And hell, take a break and go to the mall

In the end
We can all just pretend
That I didn't just send
This message that just broke the rhyme scheme.

Qrntz · « **Reply #31 on:** January 27, 2011, 04:19:51 pm »

Whoa, lots of light in there,
It's the poetry thread's flare!
We must not give up the rhymes.
We must accuse Nux of crimes!

Nux · « **Reply #32 on:** January 27, 2011, 06:01:54 pm »

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who picked up a granger and shuck it
So harsh was it shaken
50 HP were taken
ziploc was killed by Nux Bucket

There was a trem player called Qrntz

...

CreatureofHell · « **Reply #33 on:** January 27, 2011, 06:29:10 pm »

Quote from: swamp-cecil on January 27, 2011, 02:38:01 am

Quote from: CreatureofHell on January 26, 2011, 08:41:30 pm
Quote from: Demolution on January 26, 2011, 07:57:30 pm
You know rhyming poetry isn't the only kind of poetry...

But the other kind is crap.
but isnt poetry also crap?

That's a sign of bad taste...

ziplocpeople · « **Reply #34 on:** January 27, 2011, 07:06:02 pm »

Quote from: Nux on January 27, 2011, 06:01:54 pm

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who picked up a granger and shuck it
So harsh was it shaken
50 HP were taken
ziploc was killed by Nux Bucket

There was a trem player called Qrntz

...

Sigh oh sigh
That's not even my full name
You're living a lie
You're living for shame

Do you understand just what I claim?
I am the master of all things tame.
And you're the center of all things lame.
So go up and fly, on your paper airplane
While I go and laugh, all the same
Because in this small realm no one is sane.
I'm just glad I came.

Poetry aside, sure demo it's not the only kind. But Rhyming is fun.

Conzul · « **Reply #35 on:** January 27, 2011, 11:12:14 pm »

Quote from: Nux on January 27, 2011, 04:10:59 am

I wish I could tell you my spirit was strong
But ALAS it would seem that this notion is wrong
My might I must muster
Your light shall lack luster
I will fight these rhyme-busters and... burst into song!

When I saw "burst into song!",
My smile stretched wide (like a thong!?!)
You pick up the art quite fast,
Leaving the best lines for last.

I mourn the corpse of that granger,
Who fell before that Nantucket ranger.
Vengeance takes its course on the evil...
Who shall see the darkness of granger hell? HE WILL!

ziplocpeople · « **Reply #36 on:** January 28, 2011, 12:51:42 am »

Quote from: Conzul on January 27, 2011, 11:12:14 pm

Quote from: Nux on January 27, 2011, 04:10:59 am
I wish I could tell you my spirit was strong
But ALAS it would seem that this notion is wrong
My might I must muster
Your light shall lack luster
I will fight these rhyme-busters and... burst into song!

When I saw "burst into song!",
My smile stretched wide (like a thong!?!)
You pick up the art quite fast,
Leaving the best lines for last.

I mourn the corpse of that granger,
Who fell before that Nantucket ranger.
Vengeance takes its course on the evil...
Who shall see the darkness of granger hell? HE WILL!

But even still
Listen for a moment if you will
This is where I declare the winner
It doesn't matter who's rhymes are bigger

I am the only one who competed, thus I win
My eyes are as huge as my grin
I hold high over my head the trophy of my kin
But, even so... He's dead Jim.

Mustard · « **Reply #37 on:** January 28, 2011, 01:16:19 am »

I don't know how i can say this politely, but can you just shut the fuck up?

ziplocpeople · « **Reply #38 on:** January 28, 2011, 02:29:54 am »

Quote from: Mustard on January 28, 2011, 01:16:19 am

I don't know how i can say this politely, but can you just shut the fuck up?

Now who might you be talking to?
There's more than one person posting here, quite a few.
And who are you to ask anyone of this?
I think I smell a bucket of piss.

I don't quite know how to say this nicely, So
Would you please gtfo?

Anonymoose · « **Reply #39 on:** January 28, 2011, 02:31:59 am »

Hahahaha, most productive thread on the forums right here, that's no joke.

ziplocpeople · « **Reply #40 on:** January 28, 2011, 02:47:42 am »

And here comes anonymoose to save the day
He doesn't even receive pay
And here I am wondering why he came
Clearly not to entertain
Now if I may, allow me to ask
Why you'd go ahead and take the task
Of posting here without a single rhyme?
'Cause it doesn't even take up that much time.

Qrntz · « **Reply #41 on:** January 28, 2011, 01:43:19 pm »

Quote from: Mustard on January 28, 2011, 01:16:19 am

I don't know how i can say this politely, but can you just shut the fuck up?

I'm sure I need to clear this out,
I request you to leave the thread!
I am unsatisfied, so loud,
I hope I have you feeling bad.

Quote from: Nux on January 27, 2011, 06:01:54 pm

There was a trem player called Qrntz

...

Don't even bother that, you know.
You gotta think a bit of this.
The rhyme probability's low.
And I just want to be in peace.

Quote from: Anonymoose on January 28, 2011, 02:31:59 am

Hahahaha, most productive thread on the forums right here, that's no joke.

That's no joke, of course it is not.
So productive all around!
Any rhyme you want to whisper?
Else you'll meet my evil hound.

Mustard · « **Reply #42 on:** January 28, 2011, 06:55:21 pm »

Fucking duck. Good?

your face · « **Reply #43 on:** January 28, 2011, 07:30:25 pm »

I am not amuse
All of you make poetry
Which I can do, too.

Qrntz · « **Reply #44 on:** January 28, 2011, 08:05:13 pm »

Quote from: your face on January 28, 2011, 07:30:25 pm

I am not amuse
All of you make poetry
Which I can do, too.

CHINA POETRY IT IS
HOLY CRAP YES
I NEED TO GO FAR

Nux · « **Reply #45 on:** January 28, 2011, 08:39:57 pm »

This line has five beats
This one has seven instead
The last line has five

CreatureofHell · « **Reply #46 on:** January 28, 2011, 11:25:36 pm »

What its poetry
I dont know-etry
ummm...

Aviator · « **Reply #47 on:** January 29, 2011, 06:00:37 am »

Haikus make no sense
I can make the last line cool
Refrigerator

A Spork · « **Reply #48 on:** January 29, 2011, 07:45:56 am »

I love just how this
thread Degenerated to
A battle of verse

ziplocpeople · « **Reply #49 on:** January 29, 2011, 08:49:48 am »

Here I am, a shell of my former self.
I wonder where I went astray.
The impact from this world anew can surely be felt.
This is where I lay.

Here I am, doubting all in sight.
I wonder what I should have done differently.
The power emanating from this thread, pure might.
On the ground, watching it all, it goes on suspiciously.

Here I lie, thinking about it all.
This truly is a new beginning.
The strength behind it makes me fall.
Is this all the will I have remaining?

Nux · « **Reply #50 on:** January 29, 2011, 09:47:21 pm »

Quote from: Aviator on January 29, 2011, 06:00:37 am

Haikus make no sense
I can make the last line cool
Refrigerator

That was so HAI-COOL
Your words are so nice, like ice
I give you my thanks

ULTRA Random ViruS · « **Reply #51 on:** March 20, 2011, 02:07:02 pm »

Please, no poetry, i'm gonna die. I'm allergic to poetry. If you quote this and poete-it i will hunt you down ingame. Just... go humans...

CreatureofHell · « **Reply #52 on:** March 20, 2011, 03:27:43 pm »

Quote from: ULTRA Random ViruS on March 20, 2011, 02:07:02 pm

Please, no poetry, i'm gonna die. I'm allergic to poetry. If you quote this and poete-it i will hunt you down ingame. Just... go humans...

I can write a verse
while quoting your post for fun
I will be hunted

ULTRA Random ViruS · « **Reply #53 on:** March 21, 2011, 01:19:53 pm »

bind 5 say ^1N^8OOOOOOOOO!!!

Quote from: CreatureofHell on March 20, 2011, 03:27:43 pm

1.I can write a verse
2.while quoting your post for fun
3.I will be hunted

1.Poetry, sing-a-long, NOOOOOOO!!!
2.MUST QUOTE LIKE NEVA BEFORE
3.yeah, right I'M THE VICTIM OF POETRY CRIMES!

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Author Topic: Become a granger IRL- A CONTEST (no prize, just glory) (Read 29251 times)