Author Topic: The hull diary  (Read 24858 times)

Firstinaction

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The hull diary
« on: April 07, 2011, 03:36:46 am »
Before reading this it contains bad words that are not meant for the young minds of children.

Log entry ,,,, .....
April/10/2255
3:20am
Locker room
3536:464;38:2,,,,, console type activated

Hello-  well um. Huh. This is Wes Ummm. HH. Uh I am saving this data log as my personal diary.  Maybe somebody  might Liston to my scared voice. I'm positioned on station 15, it was .....,,,,,,?.,,. Son of a... tch.  Switch...  Too ...  Huh. This sucks. ....  
Command switch to type......  
Command switch type letters.............. Ghghghgggg.............56 code )(34),.,.
ok I have to type now.  Interference with the power.  Ok ....   Now
I'm trapped in this little locker with my knees by my face and my ass is being hammered by the books I'v been laying on for the past 15 hours.  If I leave this locker I'm dead.   I'm defenseless against this alien Life-form we encountered just 16 hours ago.  
I have a blaster but I'm just an engineer working on the hull of the ship. I have no advance weapon like a pulse rifle or mass driver. I really dont know how too use one of those by the way.  
It's 5:00am and i can't sleep.  Something Is lurking right outside this locker.  Many one of those big ass brown bugs or that big ass alien green slimy thing.  
Shit this locker Fucken smells like shit.  It's not my locker though.  It was the only one that didn't have a lock on it.
These Fucken bugs are killing my men.  
Maybe my chance out of this is making my way too the command center so I can contact earth.  They always send reinforcements when we have trouble in space.  But too bad the command center was the first to be attacked by the aliens.  
Huh I'm tired and I see no sign of aliens in the locker room.
Goodbye.  

Log entry.....,,,,,,,
Console off command off......
Off,,,,,,,,.,.,..,..,..)(;.,;...

Log entry ,,,, .....
April/10/2255
11:23
Locker room
3536:464;38:2,,,,, console say voice activated
On...........

Uuuhhhhghghh shit. Damn locker and my fucken back is half Brocken I think. Shit.
Ok well I am going to make my first move and my move is I will run my ass out of this locker make a right left and head upstairs then run across the cafeteria and I think the doors are locked so I have to run around the cafeteria left wing and head through the lobby. Then through the lobby into the hanger and I can then run upstairs and there the control room is.  Well shit that is crazy but I can do it.  It's a death plan but I got this.  Hahah this sucks.  Hay console off...  

Command off console off............…,,,,,
Off.......,..,,
« Last Edit: April 07, 2011, 03:39:34 am by Firstinaction »

Tremulant

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Re: The hull diary
« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2011, 03:41:32 am »
my knees by my face and my ass is being hammered
Instant classic, as usual, gj.
my knees by my face and my ass is being hammered

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Re: The hull diary
« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2011, 06:48:05 am »
oh god rofl

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Re: The hull diary
« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2011, 09:11:41 pm »
Maybe somebody  might Liston to my scared voice.
I would have thought the voice recognition technology of the future would be much better than this.
« Last Edit: April 07, 2011, 10:35:15 pm by ziplocpeople »
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Re: The hull diary
« Reply #4 on: April 08, 2011, 05:11:35 pm »
"You" "Forgot" "Your" "Quoatation" "Marks", "Bro"

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Re: The hull diary
« Reply #5 on: April 08, 2011, 05:42:22 pm »
I particularly love the fact that your title immediately makes me think that you're writing john prescott's memoirs.
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Re: The hull diary
« Reply #6 on: April 08, 2011, 11:51:08 pm »
"You" "Forgot" "Your" "Quoatation" "Marks", "Bro"

They must have fell off into those pools of punctuation.