to reproduce hive kills...
Thank you for taking the time to explain all of that, humancontroller. May ra the sun god bless your big beautiful brain. Honestly, that was a more entertaining solution than J.J. Abrams Lost. Almost as logical, too.
Still, there's a part of me that's kind of sad. I sort of miss the mystery, you know?
Maybe the next time the devs are working on 1.2 (because that still happens. Don't correct me or I'm gonna cry and then we're ALL gonna cry, so just DON'T...), maybe you could add some new form of mysterious code for us to discover and eventually decipher.
My suggestion? If you psaw a teammate while you're equipped with a battpack, it heals the teammate. But if you don't stop before they reach 100HP, it TKs them. The charge is super-fast and you don't tell anyone about it. That way, when it eventually happens (most likely at the hands of some noob who won't even realize what he's done. I mean, he bought a battpack for a weapon with unlimited ammo. Clearly, the guy's no rocket science-er), the teammate will (hopefully) notice the HP recharge and then (hopefully) die immediately after, leaving the player doubting what he actually saw (pun intended, of course.)
Oh! It could even trigger a human injury-groan that's modified to sound lower and almost, dare I say, pleased. And once it's discovered... I mean, tell me you don't wanna watch a bunch of humans standing behind other humans, ramming Psaws into their backside while the other groans with pleasure?
Also just, you know, for the record? I like girls.
To the Devs:If you decide to implement this idea, don't even tell me. Just wink twice the next time I'm logged on. No, wait. Twice is too suspicious. Just once. You know what?
Don't even wink. I'm just gonna keep trying until it works.