I wish I could say that was me, but no I'm hardly that good looking.
I'm not one of those 333lb (That's... erm... illbrams right? Sorry, I run with kilo's where I live so I'm never sure what those mean) men either.

Yes, that means I'm the average man
As to the portrait, over my cold, rotting, dead, body.
My cosplay skills aren't that great.
