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vcxzet

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« on: October 11, 2006, 08:31:29 am »
New members must have 500 or more kills and an accuracy of 85%. Members will lose their membership if falling below 70% accuracy.

first member that matches these requirements will be the clan leader

reply to apply  :P

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200 kills with 60% accuracy in max. 1 hour game
you dont need to win it though. I know shit happens
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Ksempac

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« Reply #1 on: October 11, 2006, 10:23:51 am »
85% ? Are you kidding ?

No way i would join such a noobish clan. 95% and nothing less.

 :P

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Vector_Matt

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Re: ZEN CLAN (PROS ONLY)
« Reply #2 on: October 11, 2006, 03:20:28 pm »
Quote from: "vcxzet"
first member that matches these requirements will be the clan leader
So you can't even join your own clan? lol
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Rawr

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« Reply #3 on: October 12, 2006, 01:34:31 am »
uhhhhh 500 kills in a game?
i dont think that even bloodydemon has broken 350 yet, hes broken 300. but definatly not 500. he doesnt even have a 85% accuracy (for the most part)
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Vector_Matt

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« Reply #4 on: October 13, 2006, 01:30:58 pm »
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uhhhhh 500 kills in a game?
i dont think that even bloodydemon has broken 350 yet, hes broken 300. but definatly not 500. he doesnt even have a 85% accuracy (for the most part)
Unless you use the MD (because it fires slowly) it's hard to be very accurate, especialy against dretches, and mauraders.
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janev

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« Reply #5 on: October 13, 2006, 02:01:50 pm »
EZ just play dretch all the time and you got 100% accuracy
as for the 500 kills.... would that be in one game?
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vcxzet

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« Reply #6 on: October 13, 2006, 03:55:40 pm »
I am gonna reduce the requirement since noone is close to meet them
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Vector_Matt

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« Reply #7 on: October 13, 2006, 04:34:53 pm »
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I am gonna reduce the requirement since noone is close to meet them
Even you can't meet your own requirements.
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« Reply #8 on: October 13, 2006, 06:23:26 pm »
.. do you have to stop at 200?


What is with all these rediculous skill clans? Have ANY of them worked so far?


What is with calling the clan ZEN?.. you should call the clan [LIAR] since anyone that runs around claiming they get 200 all the time is that... or maybe HBNS (Harasses big noob servers).. since to get that you'd have to be playing against a really large team of noobs.. no way skilled players are going to let even really really god players get 200..
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Rawr

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« Reply #9 on: October 13, 2006, 08:16:43 pm »
you give me a screenshot of anyone breaking 450, ill give you a cookie
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Vector_Matt

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« Reply #10 on: October 13, 2006, 11:20:14 pm »
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you give me a screenshot of anyone breaking 450, ill give you a cookie
A quantam cookie?
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Thorn

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« Reply #11 on: October 14, 2006, 12:21:06 am »
Nah , it'll prolly be a photon cookie.
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Rawr

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« Reply #12 on: October 15, 2006, 06:47:00 pm »
or a digital waffle  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D
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« Reply #13 on: October 16, 2006, 11:44:44 am »
I'll go for the Matrix Ice cream :P


Lol! Zen clan? Sounds very nice to me!
Although i'd never do those requirements in 129387.5 years! And I don;t think i'd even live that long! Or wait... Maybe... nonono!

Lol. forget the name Zen. Zen has nothing to do with being good. Zen is having clear mind and focus! Zen is every moment Satori!

Someone who is worthy of the title (or tag) Zen would not be playing tremulous! Think before you act! Or act wisely while you think!
To be Zen, you first must be wise. to be wise you first must find the true meaning of Zen, and wisdom. Without using wikipedia or internet! Or the library! Use your own wisdom inside you! Go meditate!

*Meditates*

Oooooooohhmmmmmmmmmmm.....


In other words, Go read "Way of the peaceful warrior" by Dan Millman  8)
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« Reply #14 on: October 23, 2006, 05:53:56 pm »
I can give u 91 kills in 19mins with 7 humans into.And there was bugged stage and 50k to s3 with 6 aliens;].Here u go:  or
http://img282.imageshack.us/my.php?image=shot0033wx9.jpg
When u can calculate it on SST its 400+kills.If i would play here i should have all games 200+?? but i cant:( Make some big servers in europe:D:D:D
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vcxzet

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« Reply #15 on: November 16, 2006, 09:33:19 pm »
free cookies if you join.
....nope?
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PIE

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« Reply #16 on: November 17, 2006, 08:28:50 am »
OK so I did this and now i'm the leader and I proclemate that i'm resigning and the next clan leader has to have an average of 1 kill on SST per 10 games and they have to be playing at their best potential and that no matter how hard he tries vcxzet can not join... but only disperse cookies to the worthy.
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{SheiKerS}BiChO

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Re: ZEN CLAN (PROS ONLY)
« Reply #17 on: November 17, 2006, 10:01:59 am »
Quote from: "vcxzet"
New members must have 500 or more kills and an accuracy of 85%. Members will lose their membership if falling below 70% accuracy.

first member that matches these requirements will be the clan leader

reply to apply  :P

edit:
200 kills with 60% accuracy in max. 1 hour game
you dont need to win it though. I know shit happens


Are you crazy ??!! man , the people that kills 500 in only 1 game are already in a clan .... so yes... mea YOU crazy guy !  :wink:
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tuple

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« Reply #18 on: November 18, 2006, 08:01:54 am »
I've just set the MG Central server to a 999 time limit!  I think I can do it!

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PIE

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« Reply #19 on: November 18, 2006, 08:07:42 am »
999 ... that seems more than an hour to me...
I guess everyone is going to ignore how l33t I am and my complete take over of this clan.. so thats it.. none of you noobs who have posted so far can be in it now.. new noobs only need apply!
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tuple

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« Reply #20 on: November 18, 2006, 09:36:18 am »
Will you make exceptions for noobs who have previously posted? But are ESPECIALLY noobish?
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PIE

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« Reply #21 on: November 19, 2006, 08:29:12 am »
I guess that depends on how strong their inner noob is.. I suppose so.. but they have to find some way to get an unphotoshopped screenshot of them getting .5 kills in a full hour game on SST.
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Lava Croft

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« Reply #22 on: November 21, 2006, 01:04:35 am »
Can't vcxzet supply his clanmembers with some tools to easily get the required 85% accuracy?
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vcxzet

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« Reply #23 on: November 21, 2006, 10:30:18 am »
Quote from: "Lava Croft"
Can't vcxzet supply his clanmembers with some tools to easily get the required 85% accuracy?

currently working on a blaster aimbot. it makes heavy calculations to predict the right time and aim to shoot. Min system requirement will be p4 3ghz
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