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Which solution?

Slut team
3 (50%)
Blow doll
2 (33.3%)
Ninja Dildo Sword
1 (16.7%)

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Voting closed: October 14, 2006, 01:05:27 pm

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Belier13

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Marine's sexuality
« on: October 14, 2006, 01:05:27 pm »
I highly think we should do something to decrease homosexuality on the human team.

Not talking about their social life. They all look the same, all MALE. What if they try to make friendship? That's right, a fucking sodomy.

If they try to rape Aliens, they die, are called feeders, get banned, then Rasz comes whinning. We need to find a freaking solution, cause, when a battlesuit start to one shot everyone in the ass, it's unfair to naked human trying to make a dildo out of their blaster.

I have 3 solutions :

-Completely change the aliens team into a team of sexy sluts. That won't only fix the homosexuality problem, but also the human camping issue.

-Blow doll at stage 1, for 50 $.

-If you don't like the Blow doll, maybe a iron dildo? Which could be used as a ninja sword.

Discuss.
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AllmanBros

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« Reply #1 on: October 14, 2006, 01:27:03 pm »
:eek:  :o
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Vector_Matt

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« Reply #2 on: October 14, 2006, 01:52:54 pm »
Quote from: "Belier13"
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Worst idea ever. And not sutable for this forum (It's in the rules, no posts about sex, etc...)

We need a mod to delete this thread, or at least lock it.
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Lava Croft

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« Reply #3 on: October 14, 2006, 09:33:57 pm »
My idea would to be commit suicide if I was Belier13. And to punish my parents for creating me.
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Belier13

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« Reply #4 on: October 14, 2006, 10:59:30 pm »
Easy to say, when you are bald. You're pretty much used to the Dick-head status.

Remember that some people are straight, and they would like to enjoy the game.
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ms1max

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« Reply #5 on: October 15, 2006, 05:40:16 am »
... :eek:  wow...i cant beleive u said that
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holyknight

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« Reply #6 on: October 15, 2006, 06:04:03 am »
you, my man, are a disgusting person!

It'd be cool if you can have female soldiers :P
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Lava Croft

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« Reply #7 on: October 15, 2006, 06:04:14 am »
Quote from: "Lava Croft"
My idea would to be commit suicide if I was Belier13. And to punish my parents for creating me.
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Smokey

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« Reply #8 on: October 15, 2006, 06:32:15 am »
Quote from: "Belier13"
Easy to say, when you are bald. You're pretty much used to the Dick-head status.

Remember that some people are straight, and they would like to enjoy the game.


i lol'd at you.

not the joke, you.
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1337 1

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« Reply #9 on: October 15, 2006, 07:06:36 am »
Y'know, you could have made your point simply by saying that trem should have a male and a female model.  All the rest of the crap about homosexuality and rape is immature and downright stupid.  And your poll is just plain pointless and in breach of that many forum rules its not funny.  If your going to do a poll, make sure it is decent and has some base level of sense and benefit.

Nonetheless, I agree that there should be more models for the human team.  The only way for us to currently change our appearance is to get an upgrade of some sort.  I think that there should be more models, both male and female, maybe even a model creation function (although that might be a bit much to ask for in an online game).

In brief, good idea, poor broadcast.
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Ksempac

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« Reply #10 on: October 15, 2006, 07:26:36 am »
Stop feeding the troll. We all know Belier13's unique goal is to mess up everything ingame or on this forum.

Pls mods, Lock/Delete this topic full of irrelevant sexual references.
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1337 1

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« Reply #11 on: October 15, 2006, 09:39:33 am »
I agree.  I second the notion to have this locked/deleted.
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n the ongoing battle between the ground and the plane
the ground is yet to lose.

SLAVE|Mietz

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« Reply #12 on: October 15, 2006, 09:57:51 am »
Really, i shouldnt, i know, sorry, but i think the post is damn funny :D
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