Can someone teach me?

[VcxzetLover]

I am interesting in learning and would love for someone to teach me. I'm a very quick learner so I don't think it would take too long for me to become a guru. However, I am in desperate need of assistance from some experts.  Please only respond to me if you know what you're doing. I don't need some n00b teaching me the wrong methods and confusing me even more.

[PIE]

.....Teach you what?
Good idea posting this in off topic to make it even more ambiguous.

[Lava Croft]

I can help you, utensil-lover. Just always do what you don't know, and always evade that of which you know how it works.

[kozak6]

http://www.directoryofschools.com/

[dude11235]

LOL!

P.S. I can teach you how to troll.

[Thorn]

It seems you can also teach him to thread-necro

[Paradox]

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much...

[holyknight]

he wants to learn how to become a MAN!
Want an advice? Go to a strip club and START PARTYING!
maybe cause Death, Imprisonment, Craziness, Humiliation, diarrhea, heart disease, cancer, shock, theft, housebroken, and other bad stuff that will happen. But hey, at least you became a man

[Smokey]

lawl.

he wants to learn how to make topics worth reading

[KamikOzzy]

I was just thinking it would be fun to say I trained someone. Come and play with me, do a friend search for the name "Ozzy", I'd be glad to help.

I'm also hoping that I'm right in assuming you mean with the general game.

[vcxzet]

o_O
I thought he was back

[holyknight]

o_O
I thought he was back

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