UK clan

[adalator]

i've actually had dis clan ages and havent got round to posting ut on caln forums.dere is some small requirments.
1.u have 2 be from uk(possibly scotland and ireland or wales) and dat means no americans either i dont mean de language its basically anyone from the british isles
2. dont go of in amood and leave cause i or another clan member accidently tk'ed or ff'ed u, it happens
3. we usually play on sst tremulous de most, fun zone sometimes and a little bit of corbina
dats about it to join either post here or find me who is (UK)adalator-uk on de servers listed in 3rd requirment usually on english time on week days 3:30pm to 7:00 pm and weekends 10:00 am to 7:00 pm and ask me, put (UK) at front of name like mine but DONT PUT -uk AT END OF NAME I ONLY USE DAT TO SHOW IM DE LEADER and dats it(in fact im almost always on sst)

[David]

I saw UK clan and thought great, I'll go join now.
Then I read your post.

Before pretending to be from the UK, learn to speak English.
Then learn grammar, and spelling, and punctuation etc.

Then I saw the SST bit and laughed.
Good luck with the clan though.

I would start clan GB, if I had more time, (and I wouldn't want to exclude Ireland)

also, to be politically correct it should be UKoGBaNI (yeah its a fucked up system)

EDIT: If someone with a brain wants to start the British Isles clan, I'll join.

[DHRUVINATOR]

and for evry1 who says i cant spell see this is how people in UK speak slang so get it now im not the only 1

[David]

That is NOT how people in the UK speak.
Its how morons with no brain speak.

Please do NOT judge all of the UK by 2 idiots.

[PIE]

Glad to see you butcher your own language.. I can't read your post because it makes my brain numb, but i'm pretty sure you said something in there about selling your soul to satan and owl nipples...

[Lava Croft]

So, it's come this far. I don't even get the chance to burn this poor kid to the ground, since you all already did it for me.

[maci]

IM DE LEADER

3. we usually play on sst tremulous de most, fun zone sometimes and a little bit of corbina

im just glad you dont use to play on SatGNU

[DHRUVINATOR]

Well this isn't exactly how we speak the first post is realy poor but UK people can talk propely David everyone know's its just how they choose to type see hear not one mistake. Well their might be lol.

[adalator]

for god sake u lot talk like americans stop pretending 2 be english u bloody use it then u complain about it now shut de fuck up im sick of dese people, we use it on internet to shorten words down duh so shut up bird brains oh and all of u arent english i can tell u im getin rly sick of americans fakin english if dats who u r. half of u use it urselfs now stick to the subject DO NOT POST IF U ARENT GOIN TO ASK A NON-OFFENSIVE, USEFUL QUESTION ABOUT THE CLan OR WANT 2 JOIN i did not ask for people offending me faking to be from uk and complaining about us shortenening words down on de internet :evil:  :evil:  :evil:  :evil:  :evil:  :evil:

[adalator]

oh by the way go away and shutup crappy satgnu players wen did i memntion out about u, god i miss that uy who joined first he just said i wanna join and that was it, but i accidently ff'ed him wit flamethrower and he left :evil:

[adalator]

and im fuckin rly peeved off wit u lot no uk dont speak crap and americans use it anyway on internet and fuckin go away satgnu david u dont have much of a brain eiother im not a moron i just us slang to save me typing more on de internet and i bet half of u just hang on forums and dont actually play de game to not have noticed dat evryone usues it e.g attck dem dere ur all pissin idiots and dont bother postin anymore unl;ess ure desparate 2 join :cry:

[David]

Now I have decoded your messages, I *think* what your were trying to say, is that you don't think I am British, and you have a small cock.
I was born in England, and have always lived here.

Also, your 'shortened' words conform to no system of shortening text I have ever seen, and its the worst example of how the education system is fucked I have ever seen.

You are a disgrace to this country and do not deserve to use its language.
Learn to spell, or kindly refrain from talking.

[Lava Croft]

Thank you for your amusing private message! Ha ha ha.

[PIE]

adalator.. i don't know what you typed (see my other post), but i see a lot of posts and emoticons (where is your punctation ) so i can assume you either have keyboard diarrhea or you object.

Here is how it works.
You can talk slang all you want, but dear god don't type it.
Download Firefox2 and whenever you see a red line correct it.
I can hear and decipher british slang decently.. but I can not read it.. i doubt even you can honestly sit there and read that.

[tuple]

Many people from the British Isles think that Americans butcher the English language.  As I am an American, and you most obviously butcher the language, I think you should let me in your clan.  I fear that I may need to be very, very drunk to mangle the language to the degree you seem to expect, but I'm willing to give it a try.  An additional benefit is that alcohol tends to give me a splitting headache, so I shall display a very short temper as well.

[Kobrakai]

about selling your soul to satan and owl nipples...

Huh. I didn't know owl's had nipples.

David beat me to it, but 3 consecutive post rambling in an incoherent internet jibber-jabber does not constitute an easier read because of "shorten" -ing words. In fact, nothing was intelligable about it, except for that part about worshiping Satan and owl's nipples. I think. I could've sworn...

Anyway, I also want to say that most of us play, and that we are also elitest bastards in-game as well. This forum is not an AOL forum or CS or even a foot fetish forum, its Tremulous. The point of this thread is: you might get more worshippers of owl's and Satan's nipples (was that it?) in your clan if you impress them with your witty repartee, and properly pronounced, articulate dialogue.

Oh yes, and if you refrained from killing your clan members/teammates, that would help as well.

P.S. tuple, I love you. Let's get trashed.

[Lava Croft]

Download Firefox2

Might I suggest we all smack PIE in the face for suggesting that? Not even this retard deserves FireFox2.0

[Basilisco]

Don't keep getting offtopic.

[IIthaI]

Since I cannot understand your point. Here is a picture.

[adalator]

go away no more fuckin posti n this is closed i wish some nice helpful people would have replied like reaper and glunnator no more postin i am sick of ur offenses and i am also closing the clan and joining sst no more of ur offenses this was a recruitment post not a debate of wether i have a brain and how uk speak :x

[Juno]

*looks at location*





yup, that explains a lot

[yetshi]

first time ive ever seen someone type cockney

[|Nex|TrEmMa]

hay guyz m i cool enuff to join dis caln?
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