OMFG A REAL LIVE GRANGER

[Odin]

Or at least the real life equivalent:

[Vector_Matt]

How is that a granger?

[Taiyo.uk]

Does it hide eggs? No.
Does it acidwall your doorways?  No.
Is it even green? No.

So how is that hamster a granger?

[PIE]

I agree... that is nothing like a granger at all!
Please dye that hamster green..

[David]

anyone for a photoshop competition?
(or if your cool, the GIMP)

[Basilisco]

It's not really alive, but you can touch it

^^

[Lava Croft]

Nice! <3

[vcxzet]

It's not really alive, but you can touch it

^^

not green

[Basilisco]

Done

[Lava Croft]

Haha! Basilico wins! You cannot prey on the innocent, vcxzet! <3

[vcxzet]

[Basilisco]

See what you just did?

dangit vcxzet

[Taiyo.uk]

See what you just did?

dangit vcxzet

That's just a hamster in disguise - you'd see three eyes if it was a real granger.

[a Granger]

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, Oh, asma attack!...
Ok, I'm ok now, but... ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, Ok, I stop now, here's the real granger, its s2, so I miniaturised it, dont touch anyway, it can scratch you... , oh, man!, I saw it like a granger, really, no kidding!
No wonder why I suck at Human team, can't make difference between granger projectile, and dragoon snipe, he, he, he, he, he, he

[Kaleo]

OH. MY. GOD!


Best idea evah!!!

GRANGER SOFT TOYS!!!!!1!!!!!

[Baxter]

yes

[Odin]

I'd buy one.

[SilverWolf]

I would really buy one.
I would also buy a "Tremulous noob action figure" that says: OMFG AIMBOT! when you throw it.
But i wouldn't buy a plastic dretch.  

[Neo]

Trem alien plushies would own

Although plastic/pewter does have advantages.

Friend walks down corridor
Dretch flies out of the shadow
WHAM!
Friend respawns(hopefully)
lol, we need proper granger eyes not Hulk eyes

[holyknight]

I would buy Granger toy, but not tyrant and dretch. Maybe Basilisk... hmm...

wow Basilisco, that's really nice, did you make that after this thread?

[Basilisco]

Made it just for fun, and posted some time ago in the com forums:

i made a little granger figure with these kind of soft eraser i have. Looks cute, but the teacher was like... eeew.. a cokroach... ugly.

[Tarhead]

Yay Trem toys and plushies....

[David]

I want a 2 foot high tyrant model.
That goes rawr when you walk past.

[PIE]

Made it just for fun, and posted some time ago in the com forums:

i made a little granger figure with these kind of soft eraser i have. Looks cute, but the teacher was like... eeew.. a cokroach... ugly.

Putty erasers are the best .. SO.. this granger isn't just awesome.. it can help you in school!

"So little jimmy.. what is on your supply list this year!"
"I need a glue stick, a box of tissues, some construction paper, some pencils and a granger!"

And the best part is.. you can apparently scare your teacher with it!

[DieFamilyGuy]

ah yes, the pet granger.

next up: actual playsets of all the trem levels!

[Taiyo.uk]

ah yes, the pet granger.

next up: actual playsets of all the trem levels!

LET THE MERCHANDISE REVENUE STREAM BEGIN!
Only ten days of pre-Christmas sales time left! Quick! SELL! SELL! SELL!

Then use the cash to complete and release trem 1.2, Ancient Remains, Siege and Flood

[techhead]

Who wants to build a Nieus playset?
Niveus is so complicated, you have to give kudos to the guy who built it.
Thermal also has the same sort of beautiful complexity.
I figured out how complex these maps are when I tried to sketch out floor-plans with paper and pencil.

[AKAnotu]

OMG PLUSH GRANGERS!!!!!!!!!!!! PIMP!!
I so want one for christmas!!!!!!!! it'll make that purring sound when you cut it's guts out with a pain saw as  you attack the plush eggs! and the dretch jumps at your head, the tyrant pwns you, and the adv goon action figure shoots poison at your enemies!!!!!!!!! omg pwnzor!!!!!!! then, the human  unarmored collapses when you touch it, the light armor makes a dying sound, the helmet gets destroyed when it comes in the nearest 100 feed of the adv mara doll, which zaps you when you squeeze it, and the bsuit complaines about hax when the tyrant pwns it! its perfect!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LET THE MONEY BEGIN, AND THEN RELEASE A TREMULOUS CONSOLE GAME!!!!!!wait, that would suck....... let's stick with the dolls

[Tarhead]

Make a Tremor Play Arena with Human base and Alien base that you can move stuff around!

[Mikiupdown2]

Make a Tremor Play Arena with Human base and Alien base that you can move stuff around!

And if someone trips over on the OM or something you can shout "ZOMG111111111111111111111111 deconr dumbass noob" and kick them.
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