...it would be Tyrant textures with humongous breasts. Seriously, after three years of off and on with trem, I'm running out of incintives to play. These days, I primarily sit in spec and private message "UnnamedPlayers" to get bonus weapons by dropping nades around that green box everyone seems to huddle around.
Ok. Two...
...it would be ALT+TAB. Punching the monitor power button at 9:34AM as my boss walks by while exclaiming to my cube buddy "I'm going to lunch now" has lost some of it's luster.