Author Topic: [STORM] CLAN NEEDS RECRUITS (Read 14728 times)

Qwandri · « **on:** February 09, 2007, 02:03:55 pm »

Post Your applications here

Our servers usually used are:

Beergarden
Game Arenas #1,2 +3
bananas.core
BOOM BOOM Virginia

Current Members:
Qwandri(clan leader)
Snyrant(clan vice-leader)
LOL(first clan memeber [stormer])

Name set-up:[STORM]Name[Rank]
Ranks(in order from highest to lowest):
Head Storminator(me)
Vice Storminator(Snyrant)
Stormer(LOL)
Storm

NOTE:If you want to be a Stormer yo'ull have to find me and prove you are worthy of it, if not, your just a Storm

Format for apps:

In-Game Name:
Previous Clans(if any):
Best Team:
Highest Kills in Humans:
Highest Kills in Aliens:
E-mail:
Skills:
Other Comments or high achievements:

Thanks

Qwandri (head honcho)

PS [STORM] IS IN PURPLE BEFORE UR NAME

Qwandri · « **Reply #1 on:** February 09, 2007, 02:04:46 pm »

We'll accept almost anybody thats not a noob!!!!

LOL

storma · « **Reply #2 on:** February 09, 2007, 05:37:37 pm »

oh oh..

I wanna be a stormer!!!!

Qwandri · « **Reply #3 on:** February 09, 2007, 09:02:29 pm »

LODGE YOUR APLLICATION HERE!!!!

1st people usually will become a stormer!!!

n00b pl0x · « **Reply #4 on:** February 09, 2007, 09:27:09 pm »

thats a bulky tag

Qwandri · « **Reply #5 on:** February 09, 2007, 10:02:06 pm »

Storms colour is now RED!!

Qwandri · « **Reply #6 on:** February 09, 2007, 10:04:45 pm »

The abbreviations for the ranks are :

[HS] = Head Storminator
[VS] = Vice Storminator
= Stormer
[PL] = Storm (means Player or Poland )

GO Poland!

Qwandri · « **Reply #7 on:** February 09, 2007, 10:06:29 pm »

Qwandri[HS]
Snyrant[VS]
LOL
Gratification[PL]

JOIN PLS :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:

gman19 · « **Reply #8 on:** February 10, 2007, 12:31:33 am »

Jesus f***ing Christ.

This is a blatant ripoff of SMK. Get this; this idiot applied for SMK last night, was accepted, then posted his resignation this morning and wants to ally with us. Of course, that was denied. And, look at these;

Link to Qwandri's resignation post

Link to Qwandri's join application

Link to Qwandri's alliance application

Link to alliance/war formatting topic, exact same words used at the top of this page.

I would like to warn everyone here, this is yet another clan hopper that has no idea how to run a group, let alone clan, of Tremulous players. I honestly snotted a Coke out of my nose when this idiot said "We'll accept almost anybody thats not a noob!!!!" in it's other topic trying to recruit new members. Here's some suggestions for you;

#1: If you want to start a clan, get an official forum for that clan. Don't use a topic in another forum as your clan's homepage.

#2: If you want to have experienced players in your clan, you'd best be very experienced yourself and have a goal in mind on what you want to accomplish. Saying that you'll take anyone that's not a noob is not the way to get members.

#3: If you want to start a clan, get a f***ing dictionary or FireFox version 2 browser. No one is going to join a clan who's leader has the writing ability of a kindergarten student.

#4: If you want to start a clan, make a formal announcement that looks at least partly-professional. Look at all the other topics here that aren't half-assed fly-by-night pushover jobs; they tell who they are, what they want to do, and how they want to do it.

#5: Don't use stupid internet jargon when making an announcement; you make yourself look like even more of an ass when you start your general "forums" out with "z0mg l13k j0in 0ur zubr-l33t c14n 0r w3 w177 pwnz j00 w/ 0ur zubr-l33t n00b 1nsu1tz !!!11!!!!oneoneoneone!!!111!!!!1!!!1! lololololololololololololololololololololololl3rg wangar" -type posts.

Vindication? · « **Reply #9 on:** February 10, 2007, 12:56:44 am »

Gman, get it through your goddamn thick head that nobody cares about the bullshit you keep blathering on about.

Qwandri · « **Reply #10 on:** February 10, 2007, 02:59:27 am »

This is just a clan for me and my school mates so bugger off GMAN :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :eek:

n00b pl0x · « **Reply #11 on:** February 10, 2007, 03:02:15 am »

if its just for ur schoolmates why post a thread here asking for members

gman19 · « **Reply #12 on:** February 10, 2007, 03:32:05 am »

Okay, I'm going to make this short and sweet:

Vindi-

Blow me.

Qwandri-

Same as above, and next time just post it in the school newspaper.

N00b-

My thoughts exactly.

_Equilibrium_ · « **Reply #13 on:** February 10, 2007, 04:49:23 am »

Quote from: "gman19"

Jesus f***ing Christ.

This is a blatant ripoff of SMK. Get this; this idiot applied for SMK last night, was accepted, then posted his resignation this morning and wants to ally with us. Of course, that was denied. And, look at these;

Link to Qwandri's resignation post

Link to Qwandri's join application

Link to Qwandri's alliance application

Link to alliance/war formatting topic, exact same words used at the top of this page.

I would like to warn everyone here, this is yet another clan hopper that has no idea how to run a group, let alone clan, of Tremulous players. I honestly snotted a Coke out of my nose when this idiot said "We'll accept almost anybody thats not a noob!!!!" in it's other topic trying to recruit new members. Here's some suggestions for you;

#1: If you want to start a clan, get an official forum for that clan. Don't use a topic in another forum as your clan's homepage.

#2: If you want to have experienced players in your clan, you'd best be very experienced yourself and have a goal in mind on what you want to accomplish. Saying that you'll take anyone that's not a noob is not the way to get members.

#3: If you want to start a clan, get a f***ing dictionary or FireFox version 2 browser. No one is going to join a clan who's leader has the writing ability of a kindergarten student.

#4: If you want to start a clan, make a formal announcement that looks at least partly-professional. Look at all the other topics here that aren't half-assed fly-by-night pushover jobs; they tell who they are, what they want to do, and how they want to do it.

#5: Don't use stupid internet jargon when making an announcement; you make yourself look like even more of an ass when you start your general "forums" out with "z0mg l13k j0in 0ur zubr-l33t c14n 0r w3 w177 pwnz j00 w/ 0ur zubr-l33t n00b 1nsu1tz !!!11!!!!oneoneoneone!!!111!!!!1!!!1! lololololololololololololololololololololololl3rg wangar" -type posts.

didnt i just see this exact post somewhere else?

gman19 · « **Reply #14 on:** February 10, 2007, 03:19:38 pm »

Yes, you did see that post somewhere else; I copied it over here to make sure my point has a chance of getting across in both topics.

ballju · « **Reply #15 on:** February 10, 2007, 06:45:42 pm »

Quote from: "gman19"

Okay, I'm going to make this short and sweet:

Vindi-

Blow me.

Qwandri-

Same as above, and next time just post it in the school newspaper.

N00b-

My thoughts exactly.

I have the same thoughts

A) if you wanted to just have people in the clan that were your school buddies why do just post it in the school newspaper

B) if you want to create this why did you join our clan 12 hours before

C)All real clans have a website why do you still don't have one

DjSonik · « **Reply #16 on:** February 10, 2007, 08:30:01 pm »

Quote from: "ballju"

Quote from: "gman19"
Okay, I'm going to make this short and sweet:

Vindi-

Blow me.

Qwandri-

Same as above, and next time just post it in the school newspaper.

N00b-

My thoughts exactly.

I have the same thoughts

A) if you wanted to just have people in the clan that were your school buddies why do just post it in the school newspaper

B) if you want to create this why did you join our clan 12 hours before

C)All real clans have a website why do you still don't have one

+1

These are the kind of clans that disband in a week.

Qwandri · « **Reply #17 on:** February 10, 2007, 08:37:17 pm »

I POSTED THIS ON THE INTERNET IN CASE SOMEONE OVERSEAS WANTED TO JOIN MY CLAN :evil: :evil: :evil:

Pacra · « **Reply #18 on:** February 10, 2007, 08:47:13 pm »

Quote from: "gman19"

Vindi-

Blow me.

Be careful what you wish for.

^^^^^^^^ HAhahahahahahha, qwandri. OMFG I POSTED ON THE INTERNETS FOR OVERSEAS PEOPLE TO JOIN INTA MI CLAN 4 SCHOOL. WTF CANT YOU PEOPLE UNDERSTAND!!??

Also gman, Vind's right. I could care less about your crappy lame-ass clan drama. Save it for cluttering up clan foums, not here.

gman19 · « **Reply #19 on:** February 10, 2007, 09:07:10 pm »

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I could care less about your crappy lame-ass clan drama.

"Clan drama"? I'm sorry, but where do you come up with this "clan drama" you speak of? Last I checked, I was posting suggestions on how to properly format things so I (or anyone else, for that matter) would not have to read such an ungodly display of stupidity on an Internet forum. So, let me know what drugs you're on; I'm sure I could use some, as long as it helps get rid of the mental image of this topic.

Kobrakai · « **Reply #20 on:** February 10, 2007, 09:13:07 pm »

Quote from: "gman19"

Jesus f***ing Christ.

This is a blatant ripoff of SMK. Get this; this idiot applied for SMK last night, was accepted, then posted his resignation this morning and wants to ally with us. Of course, that was denied. And, look at these;

Link to Qwandri's resignation post

Link to Qwandri's join application

Link to Qwandri's alliance application

Link to alliance/war formatting topic, exact same words used at the top of this page.

I would like to warn everyone here, this is yet another clan hopper that has no idea how to run a group, let alone clan, of Tremulous players.

I think that links to the apps and whatnot qualifies for clan drama. I realize you did also post helpful instructions on how to start a successful clan, and I thank you for that, because this guy is an idiot. But really, I don't need links to prove it, it just makes it seem like a bunch of high school girls bitch slapping each other.

gman19 · « **Reply #21 on:** February 11, 2007, 12:26:43 am »

The reason I posted those links is because if I didn't, I would end up being flamed with "ZOMG!!!1!!1!!1 li4r!!!11!!! u liar i dint du taht!!1!1!1111!!!!!!!!" from either Qwanri or someone else. Which I basically got when posting the links, so I discovered it was pointless.

Oh, yeah; I slaughtered Qwanri in 1 vs. 1 today. It was funny. This idiot kept suiciding as a dretch into our [human] base; we were holed up in the sand area after a ckit escaped the rapefest that was our default base and rebuilt there, and I was sitting on a turret, MD in hand, facing the stairs up to the higher levels, and kept picking off Mr. 'tard from a few dozen yards away. Needless to say, he fed us to S3 where we chainsuitted the default alien base and won the game with about 15 seconds until TL. Very hilarious; I racked up about 15-20 kills on Qwanri, the same person who spammed the chat box with "zOmG!!! gmanimagoingtoKILL U!!!!1111!!!!111!!!1!!!" every few seconds when I entered the server. Y'all should've been there.

janev · « **Reply #22 on:** February 11, 2007, 01:37:39 am »

Quote from: "gman19"

The reason I posted those links is because if I didn't, I would end up being flamed with "ZOMG!!!1!!1!!1 li4r!!!11!!! u liar i dint du taht!!1!1!1111!!!!!!!!" from either Qwanri or someone else. Which I basically got when posting the links, so I discovered it was pointless.

Oh, yeah; I slaughtered Qwanri in 1 vs. 1 today. It was funny. This idiot kept suiciding as a dretch into our [human] base; we were holed up in the sand area after a ckit escaped the rapefest that was our default base and rebuilt there, and I was sitting on a turret, MD in hand, facing the stairs up to the higher levels, and kept picking off Mr. 'tard from a few dozen yards away. Needless to say, he fed us to S3 where we chainsuitted the default alien base and won the game with about 15 seconds until TL. Very hilarious; I racked up about 15-20 kills on Qwanri, the same person who spammed the chat box with "zOmG!!! gmanimagoingtoKILL U!!!!1111!!!!111!!!1!!!" every few seconds when I entered the server. Y'all should've been there.

You just proved how much you suck at tremulous. Btw where is the we in 1v1?

_Equilibrium_ · « **Reply #23 on:** February 11, 2007, 01:45:16 am »

Quote from: "janev"

Btw where is the we in 1v1?

this confused me too.

Qwandri · « **Reply #24 on:** February 11, 2007, 08:17:23 am »

GMAN UR A FUCKING LIAR

I FED ONLY 4 TIMES

MOTHERFUCKER

janev · « **Reply #25 on:** February 11, 2007, 12:03:05 pm »

Quote from: "Qwandri"

GMAN UR A FUCKING LIAR

I FED ONLY 4 TIMES

MOTHERFUCKER

YOUR CAPS LOCK IS BROKEN11!!!!oneonehundredelevenl!!11

Vindication? · « **Reply #26 on:** February 11, 2007, 02:50:08 pm »

Quote from: "janev"

YOUR CAPS LOCK IS BROKEN11!!!!oneonehundredelevenl!!11

Rule #2 of the Internet: don't feed the goddamn trolls.

gman19 · « **Reply #27 on:** February 11, 2007, 08:45:18 pm »

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GMAN UR A FUCKING LIAR

I FED ONLY 4 TIMES

MOTHERFUCKER

So you suck at Tremulous and mathematics now, eh?

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Btw where is the we in 1v1?

Sorry I didn't clear this up, but "we" as in the entire human team; this undeclared war between myself and Qwanri took place on a public server.

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You just proved how much you suck at tremulous.

If you're talking about the low kill count, I was on the server for about 10 minutes, with at least 3 of that being in the spawn queue waiting for the last ckit to escape and rebuild the base. When the last node went down, I was 6th or 7th in the queue. The time the guy with ckit took evading a rapefest, plus the time it took to build a reactor, plus the time it took for everyone to spawn totaled around 3 or 4 minutes in limbo. So, I was actually playing the game for maybe 7 minutes total. Over 15 kills in 7 minutes; that's more than a kill every 30 seconds on average. Last I checked, that wasn't too bad of a score.

janev · « **Reply #28 on:** February 12, 2007, 10:29:18 am »

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I was sitting on a turret, MD in hand

:roll:

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we chainsuitted the default alien base

:roll:

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Sorry I didn't clear this up, but "we" as in the entire human team; this undeclared war between myself and Qwanri took place on a public server.

So you are saying you are better then him because the human team beat the alien team :roll:

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Over 15 kills in 7 minutes; that's more than a kill every 30 seconds on average. Last I checked, that wasn't too bad of a score.

:roll: 15 tyrants in 7 minutes would be good... if that is 15 dretches in 7 min(with s2-s3 gear) it is nothing to brag about.

Caveman · « **Reply #29 on:** February 12, 2007, 11:30:06 am »

*shudder*

Looks we got us 2 brand new clans to kick on sight.

Oh btw gman... sitting on a turret and acting like a retard masturbating the MD, is NO skill. You get kicked for that on most servers.

Another side-note. 1:1 in Trem is pointless as the one camping will always win, remember this is a _TEAM_-play-game?

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