when a granger enters the hovel... what does it do?

[Dance Commander]

personally, i think the hovel makes a great hotbox, and when someone puts their granger in it, the granger lights up.  however, im open to other ideas, because the granger must be doing something in there.

[Mantra]

I call granger humping!

I say granger should be able to lay eggs from within the hovel.

[Mispeled]

But then hovels would need to be able to hold more than one granger.

...why don't they, anyway?

[Dance Commander]

unless grangers can reproduce asexually

[Smokey]

It hovels.

[vcxzet]

masturbates!

[Boggy B]

There's a T1 Internet connection in every Hovel, and the Grangers play Tremulous.

[janev]

This is a sad day for the tremulous community.

[aLittleFuzzyBunny]

We need hovels for tyrants too. Aliens needs to camp too.  

[Glunnator]

This is a sad day for the tremulous community.

Bullseye. But this is an angry bull.
HIDE!  :eek:

[Taiyo.uk]

There's a T1 Internet connection in every Hovel, and the Grangers play Tremulous.

-- n00b! I have gigabit fibre in my novel!

[sleekslacker]

There's a T1 Internet connection in every Hovel, and the Grangers play Tremulous.

-- n00b! I have gigabit fibre in my novel!

n00b! we're talking about a hovel here

just pulling your leg

[Colkadome]

Haha i think that the hovel is really pointless unless theres an army of humans and you need protection until those tyrands come and rip them apart  :wink: !!

[sleekslacker]

Hovels need some active protection that damages human around it.

[kozak6]

The hovel is just perfect for taking a little nap inside, especially if the humans are camping (more than usual, anyways).

[Taiyo.uk]

There's a T1 Internet connection in every Hovel, and the Grangers play Tremulous.

-- n00b! I have gigabit fibre in my novel!

n00b! we're talking about a hovel here

just pulling your leg

Well, at least an "n" looks a bit like a "h" and in this case still spells a valid word. Which is more than can be said for the typos in my dissertation.  :evil:

...and yes, I, the mighty battle hath gigabit fibre in my hovel.

[::ThePredator]

The hovel is a safe place for your granger as you tab away while your boss passes. Now if only there was an equivilent for bsuits...

[Seffylight]

They play Natural Selection.

[techhead]

Mmm, Hovels have tons of hit points.....

Hard, crunchy outside, and a creamy Granger filling.

[genie]

if granger is inside his hovel and humans rape is base, can they shoot through the hole the granger goes through and kill it? or is there somesort of armoured door that needs granger DNA to open?

[shadow_archmagi]

Its not so much a DOOR, as a... hole. The kind thats squishy and warm, and closes behind you.

[Dracone]

Hovel is a decent hiding spot. Humans can't really tell you're there, even with radar, or at least I haven't seen anything. I've seen a game where 95% of alien buildings got destroyed but someone screwed up and forgot to kill a hovel.

[Glunnator]

Hovel is a decent hiding spot. Humans can't really tell you're there, even with radar, or at least I haven't seen anything. I've seen a game where 95% of alien buildings got destroyed but someone screwed up and forgot to kill a hovel.

LOL!
Yeh I did that once.  
(I was the granger, not the dummie/hummie/dhummie)
I saved the world! ^^
...or at least that one game

[Neo]

Hovels could use small wheels or little legs, like some kind of grangermobile.

[Taiyo.uk]

and rockets?

[Neo]

nah, we wouldn't want it to look tacky.

[kozak6]

I think occupied hovels should be able to fly.

[Nux]

Strange how people think they're in the 'What I think hovels should do' thread.

My personal understanding of what goes on in hovels goes something like this:

['/,'] <-- Hovel

 <-- Granger

['/,'] +    = [':granger:']

Mystery solved!

Wait.. this    is a hovel...

:-?

Now I'm stumped.

[Plague Bringer]

Strange how people think they're in the 'What I think hovels should do' thread.

My personal understanding of what goes on in hovels goes something like this:

['/,'] <-- Hovel

 <-- Granger

['/,'] +    = [':granger:']

Mystery solved!

Wait.. this    is a hovel...

:-?

Now I'm stumped.

 kinda looks like a snorlax

[Nux]

 kinda looks like a snorlax

It does!

A brownish.. pointy snorlax.. with a hole in the middle.