Author Topic: when a granger enters the hovel... what does it do? (Read 13849 times)

Dance Commander · « **on:** March 10, 2007, 02:47:44 am »

personally, i think the hovel makes a great hotbox, and when someone puts their granger in it, the granger lights up. however, im open to other ideas, because the granger must be doing something in there.

Mantra · « **Reply #1 on:** March 10, 2007, 02:57:35 am »

I call granger humping!

I say granger should be able to lay eggs from within the hovel.

Mispeled · « **Reply #2 on:** March 10, 2007, 04:36:33 am »

But then hovels would need to be able to hold more than one granger.

...why don't they, anyway?

Dance Commander · « **Reply #3 on:** March 10, 2007, 05:02:00 am »

unless grangers can reproduce asexually

Smokey · « **Reply #4 on:** March 10, 2007, 05:37:14 am »

It hovels.

vcxzet · « **Reply #5 on:** March 10, 2007, 10:00:31 am »

masturbates!

Boggy B · « **Reply #6 on:** March 10, 2007, 10:36:42 am »

There's a T1 Internet connection in every Hovel, and the Grangers play Tremulous.

janev · « **Reply #7 on:** March 10, 2007, 10:38:08 am »

This is a sad day for the tremulous community.

aLittleFuzzyBunny · « **Reply #8 on:** March 10, 2007, 12:31:44 pm »

We need hovels for tyrants too. Aliens needs to camp too.

Glunnator · « **Reply #9 on:** March 10, 2007, 10:11:11 pm »

Quote from: "janev"

This is a sad day for the tremulous community.

Bullseye. But this is an angry bull.
HIDE! :eek:

Taiyo.uk · « **Reply #10 on:** March 10, 2007, 11:49:04 pm »

Quote from: "Boggy B"

There's a T1 Internet connection in every Hovel, and the Grangers play Tremulous.

-- n00b! I have gigabit fibre in my novel!

sleekslacker · « **Reply #11 on:** March 11, 2007, 12:53:00 am »

Quote from: "Taiyo.uk"

Quote from: "Boggy B"
There's a T1 Internet connection in every Hovel, and the Grangers play Tremulous.

-- n00b! I have gigabit fibre in my novel!

n00b! we're talking about a hovel here

just pulling your leg

Colkadome · « **Reply #12 on:** March 11, 2007, 12:54:14 am »

Haha i think that the hovel is really pointless unless theres an army of humans and you need protection until those tyrands come and rip them apart :wink: !!

sleekslacker · « **Reply #13 on:** March 11, 2007, 01:19:58 am »

Hovels need some active protection that damages human around it.

kozak6 · « **Reply #14 on:** March 11, 2007, 01:21:34 am »

The hovel is just perfect for taking a little nap inside, especially if the humans are camping (more than usual, anyways).

Taiyo.uk · « **Reply #15 on:** March 11, 2007, 01:27:14 am »

Quote from: "sleekslacker"

Quote from: "Taiyo.uk"
Quote from: "Boggy B"
There's a T1 Internet connection in every Hovel, and the Grangers play Tremulous.

-- n00b! I have gigabit fibre in my novel!

n00b! we're talking about a hovel here

just pulling your leg

Well, at least an "n" looks a bit like a "h" and in this case still spells a valid word. Which is more than can be said for the typos in my dissertation. :evil:

...and yes, I, the mighty battle

hath gigabit fibre in my hovel.

::ThePredator · « **Reply #16 on:** March 11, 2007, 06:21:38 am »

The hovel is a safe place for your granger as you tab away while your boss passes. Now if only there was an equivilent for bsuits...

Seffylight · « **Reply #17 on:** March 11, 2007, 09:12:41 am »

They play Natural Selection.

techhead · « **Reply #18 on:** March 11, 2007, 10:06:28 pm »

Mmm, Hovels have tons of hit points.....

Hard, crunchy outside, and a creamy Granger filling.

genie · « **Reply #19 on:** March 15, 2007, 06:16:37 am »

if granger is inside his hovel and humans rape is base, can they shoot through the hole the granger goes through and kill it? or is there somesort of armoured door that needs granger DNA to open?

shadow_archmagi · « **Reply #20 on:** March 15, 2007, 10:09:45 am »

Its not so much a DOOR, as a... hole. The kind thats squishy and warm, and closes behind you.

Dracone · « **Reply #21 on:** March 15, 2007, 11:48:01 am »

Hovel is a decent hiding spot. Humans can't really tell you're there, even with radar, or at least I haven't seen anything. I've seen a game where 95% of alien buildings got destroyed but someone screwed up and forgot to kill a hovel.

Glunnator · « **Reply #22 on:** March 15, 2007, 09:46:48 pm »

Quote from: "Dracone"

Hovel is a decent hiding spot. Humans can't really tell you're there, even with radar, or at least I haven't seen anything. I've seen a game where 95% of alien buildings got destroyed but someone screwed up and forgot to kill a hovel.

LOL!
Yeh I did that once.

(I was the granger, not the dummie/hummie/dhummie)
I saved the world! ^^
...or at least that one game

Neo · « **Reply #23 on:** March 17, 2007, 05:29:53 pm »

Hovels could use small wheels or little legs, like some kind of grangermobile.

Taiyo.uk · « **Reply #24 on:** March 17, 2007, 09:56:39 pm »

and rockets?

Neo · « **Reply #25 on:** March 17, 2007, 10:35:52 pm »

nah, we wouldn't want it to look tacky.

kozak6 · « **Reply #26 on:** March 18, 2007, 12:55:04 am »

I think occupied hovels should be able to fly.

Nux · « **Reply #27 on:** March 18, 2007, 04:30:30 am »

Strange how people think they're in the 'What I think hovels should do' thread.

My personal understanding of what goes on in hovels goes something like this:

['/,'] <-- Hovel

<-- Granger

['/,'] +

= [':granger:']

Mystery solved!

Wait.. this

is a hovel...

:-?

Now I'm stumped.

Plague Bringer · « **Reply #28 on:** March 18, 2007, 01:15:13 pm »

Quote from: "Nux"

Strange how people think they're in the 'What I think hovels should do' thread.

My personal understanding of what goes on in hovels goes something like this:

['/,'] <-- Hovel

<-- Granger

['/,'] + = [':granger:']

Mystery solved!

Wait.. this is a hovel...

:-?

Now I'm stumped.

kinda looks like a snorlax

Nux · « **Reply #29 on:** March 18, 2007, 07:07:00 pm »

Quote from: "Plague Bringer"

kinda looks like a snorlax

It does!

A brownish.. pointy snorlax.. with a hole in the middle.

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Author Topic: when a granger enters the hovel... what does it do? (Read 13849 times)

Mantra

vcxzet