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Started by Kaleo, March 14, 2007, 03:09:47 AM

Kaleo

WHY YOU LITTLE...

*punches vcxzet*

*kicks DASPRiD*

*nuts timbo*







(Don't take this personal, just fight!)
Quote from: Stannum
Thou canst not kill that which doth not live,
but you can blow it into chunky kibbles!
I has a cookie, and u can has a cookie, but i no givs u mai cookie...

Paradox

Grabs artman with a grapple gun, groks him, and throws him into a pit of hypermass where he was promptly eaten.

∧OMG ENTROPY∧

Kaleo

*Artman comes back*
*Artman is angry*
*Artman punches Para*
Quote from: Stannum
Thou canst not kill that which doth not live,
but you can blow it into chunky kibbles!
I has a cookie, and u can has a cookie, but i no givs u mai cookie...

Taiyo.uk

MC Artman --> :human:
:granger: <-- Taiyo.uk

:human: -- zzzzzz *snore* zzzz
Aww, he's asleep -- :granger:

:granger: *build* :hovel: [Artman's bedroom door]

Next morning...

:human: -- Yawn.... Time for some breakfast... *pull* *pull* WTF? My door is stuck!
:human: -- Grr! Open you bastard! *pull* *pull* *pull*
:human: -- *pull* *pull* *pulls really hard* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT*
:human: -- YEEEAAAAAARG! THE ACID! IT BURNS! IT BURNS! *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT*
etc...

biotxc

:roll:  :roll:  :roll:  :roll:
rock
and
:roll:

janev

*janev staples taiyo.uk to the floor and tickles him with a 12" hunting knife.*
Author of "The quick beginner's guide to playing tremulous"
Founding member of the "undefeated in clanwars since 2006" club and narcissist extraordinaire.


"Your quote-tower trolling reminds me of two dogs fighting over a piece of poo." [c] Ingar

_Equilibrium_

Quote from: Taiyo.ukMC Artman --> :human:
:granger: <-- Taiyo.uk

:human: -- zzzzzz *snore* zzzz
Aww, he's asleep -- :granger:

:granger: *build* :hovel: [Artman's bedroom door]

Next morning...

:human: -- Yawn.... Time for some breakfast... *pull* *pull* WTF? My door is stuck!
:human: -- Grr! Open you bastard! *pull* *pull* *pull*
:human: -- *pull* *pull* *pulls really hard* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT*
:human: -- YEEEAAAAAARG! THE ACID! IT BURNS! IT BURNS! *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT*
etc...
um, if you build the hovel on the other side of the door, a pull door will still open just fine.

holyknight

*kicks Equi in the nuts*
shut up!
And that's for "Happy Holidays!"

_Equilibrium_

*takes spoon and gouges out holyknight's eyes*

you know you have "HAPPY HOLIDAYS!"

Taiyo.uk

Quote from: _Equilibrium_um, if you build the hovel on the other side of the door, a pull door will still open just fine.
I glued the hovel to the door with granger spits.

*folds equilibrium over and attaches his face to his arse with steel bolts then force-feeds him beans, cabbage and eggs*

*equilibrium fills his lungs with air/methane mixture*

*gives equilibrium a cigarette and lights it for him*

*bathes in shower of equilibrium's entrails*

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

_Equilibrium_


::ThePredator

*Takes everyone who has replied to this thread and forces them to play D&D; the ultimate torture*

Rawr

*stabs DASPRiD in the gullet*

_Equilibrium_

Quote from: ::ThePredator*Takes everyone who has replied to this thread and forces them to play D&D; the ultimate torture*
how about this game: http://www.gamespot.com/pc/driving/bigrigsotrr/index.html?q=worst%20game

it has the worst rating gamespot has ever given.

::ThePredator

I rented that game once, and to tell the truth I have taken shits that were better than it.

_Equilibrium_

did you rent it because you heard it was so bad, or because you genuinely thought it looked good?

Taiyo.uk

Quote from: _Equilibrium_i don't smoke.
You do now ;)

E-Mxp

**Forces all who read this to play all this shitty games for whole eternity until they smash their heads against the keyboard and begin eating themselfs**

Angry Video Game Nerd

Lava Croft

*Lava Croft points at the universe and makes it go away.

Glunnator

*quitely sits in a corner sipping a cup of tea watching the carnage*

Quote from: (Cebt)GlunnatorHAVE FUN PPL, IT'S THE MEANING OF LIFE TO LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE OF IT! ;)

holyknight

*then a rock holyknight threw accidently hit glunnator's  head*
uhh... oops?

n00b pl0x

*turns ff on and quietly spams everyone on this thread in the back with luci*
will sort out my sig, or I will get banned.

HOW DO I SORTED SIG?

Kaleo

*shoves nuke up n00bs sand filled vagina*
*detonates nuke*
*n00bs guts cake the walls*
*Overflow cleans up*

Quote from: ERR:OverflowWhy don't we employ a cleaner?!
Quote from: Stannum
Thou canst not kill that which doth not live,
but you can blow it into chunky kibbles!
I has a cookie, and u can has a cookie, but i no givs u mai cookie...

Lobster

* Resists urge to use claws ... for now. *

polish farmer boy

meanwhile...
under cover of chaos polish farmer boy
sneaks into your homes
and proves that ladies are fragile beings
by kicking shit out of
your moms

Kaleo

*puts DASPRiD out of his misery and kills him*

Quote from: DASPRiDGTFOM STFU WTFOMGZOMGBBQ
Quote from: Stannum
Thou canst not kill that which doth not live,
but you can blow it into chunky kibbles!
I has a cookie, and u can has a cookie, but i no givs u mai cookie...

black adder9

:dretch:  evo's into  :tyrant:
MC Artman should have gone out of the way of HitMan
(mdc)Hitman says: Hitman Hitman Hitman tadadadaaddad Hitman!!!!!

Shadowgandor

grabs adder and uses his body to safe the other devs

holyknight

*nuclear launch detected*

n00b pl0x

this thread are own
will sort out my sig, or I will get banned.

HOW DO I SORTED SIG?