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Kaleo

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« on: March 14, 2007, 04:09:47 am »
WHY YOU LITTLE...

*punches vcxzet*

*kicks DASPRiD*

*nuts timbo*







(Don't take this personal, just fight!)
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Paradox

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« Reply #1 on: March 14, 2007, 05:03:21 am »
Grabs artman with a grapple gun, groks him, and throws him into a pit of hypermass where he was promptly eaten.
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∧OMG ENTROPY∧

Kaleo

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« Reply #2 on: March 14, 2007, 05:05:13 am »
*Artman comes back*
*Artman is angry*
*Artman punches Para*
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Taiyo.uk

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« Reply #3 on: March 14, 2007, 05:43:44 am »
MC Artman --> :human:
:granger: <-- Taiyo.uk

:human: -- zzzzzz *snore* zzzz
Aww, he's asleep -- :granger:

:granger: *build* :hovel: [Artman's bedroom door]

Next morning...

:human: -- Yawn.... Time for some breakfast... *pull* *pull* WTF? My door is stuck!
:human: -- Grr! Open you bastard! *pull* *pull* *pull*
:human: -- *pull* *pull* *pulls really hard* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT*
:human: -- YEEEAAAAAARG! THE ACID! IT BURNS! IT BURNS! *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT*
etc...
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biotxc

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« Reply #4 on: March 14, 2007, 04:59:14 pm »
:roll:  :roll:  :roll:  :roll:
rock
and
 :roll:
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janev

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« Reply #5 on: March 14, 2007, 05:35:10 pm »
*janev staples taiyo.uk to the floor and tickles him with a 12" hunting knife.*
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_Equilibrium_

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« Reply #6 on: March 14, 2007, 11:09:47 pm »
Quote from: "Taiyo.uk"
MC Artman --> :human:
:granger: <-- Taiyo.uk

:human: -- zzzzzz *snore* zzzz
Aww, he's asleep -- :granger:

:granger: *build* :hovel: [Artman's bedroom door]

Next morning...

:human: -- Yawn.... Time for some breakfast... *pull* *pull* WTF? My door is stuck!
:human: -- Grr! Open you bastard! *pull* *pull* *pull*
:human: -- *pull* *pull* *pulls really hard* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT*
:human: -- YEEEAAAAAARG! THE ACID! IT BURNS! IT BURNS! *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT* *SPLAT*
etc...
um, if you build the hovel on the other side of the door, a pull door will still open just fine.
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holyknight

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« Reply #7 on: March 14, 2007, 11:59:25 pm »
*kicks Equi in the nuts*
shut up!
And that's for "Happy Holidays!"
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_Equilibrium_

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« Reply #8 on: March 15, 2007, 12:15:40 am »
*takes spoon and gouges out holyknight's eyes*

you know you have "HAPPY HOLIDAYS!"
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Taiyo.uk

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« Reply #9 on: March 15, 2007, 01:02:08 am »
Quote from: "_Equilibrium_"
um, if you build the hovel on the other side of the door, a pull door will still open just fine.

I glued the hovel to the door with granger spits.

*folds equilibrium over and attaches his face to his arse with steel bolts then force-feeds him beans, cabbage and eggs*

*equilibrium fills his lungs with air/methane mixture*

*gives equilibrium a cigarette and lights it for him*

*bathes in shower of equilibrium's entrails*

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
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_Equilibrium_

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« Reply #10 on: March 15, 2007, 02:30:35 am »
i don't smoke.
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::ThePredator

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« Reply #11 on: March 15, 2007, 02:57:06 am »
*Takes everyone who has replied to this thread and forces them to play D&D; the ultimate torture*
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Rawr

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« Reply #12 on: March 15, 2007, 03:09:44 am »
*stabs DASPRiD in the gullet*
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_Equilibrium_

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« Reply #13 on: March 15, 2007, 03:23:28 am »
Quote from: "::ThePredator"
*Takes everyone who has replied to this thread and forces them to play D&D; the ultimate torture*
how about this game: http://www.gamespot.com/pc/driving/bigrigsotrr/index.html?q=worst%20game

it has the worst rating gamespot has ever given.
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::ThePredator

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« Reply #14 on: March 15, 2007, 03:50:11 am »
I rented that game once, and to tell the truth I have taken shits that were better than it.
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_Equilibrium_

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« Reply #15 on: March 15, 2007, 04:06:57 am »
did you rent it because you heard it was so bad, or because you genuinely thought it looked good?
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Taiyo.uk

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« Reply #16 on: March 15, 2007, 04:07:34 am »
Quote from: "_Equilibrium_"
i don't smoke.

You do now ;)
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E-Mxp

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« Reply #17 on: March 15, 2007, 03:14:22 pm »
**Forces all who read this to play all this shitty games for whole eternity until they smash their heads against the keyboard and begin eating themselfs**

Angry Video Game Nerd
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Lava Croft

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« Reply #18 on: March 15, 2007, 07:26:10 pm »
*Lava Croft points at the universe and makes it go away.
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Glunnator

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« Reply #19 on: March 15, 2007, 09:36:08 pm »
*quitely sits in a corner sipping a cup of tea watching the carnage*
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holyknight

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« Reply #20 on: March 15, 2007, 10:05:53 pm »
*then a rock holyknight threw accidently hit glunnator's  head*
uhh... oops?
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n00b pl0x

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« Reply #21 on: March 16, 2007, 02:57:01 am »
*turns ff on and quietly spams everyone on this thread in the back with luci*
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Kaleo

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« Reply #22 on: March 16, 2007, 06:40:07 am »
*shoves nuke up n00bs sand filled vagina*
*detonates nuke*
*n00bs guts cake the walls*
*Overflow cleans up*

Quote from: "ERR:Overflow"
Why don't we employ a cleaner?!
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Lobster

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« Reply #23 on: March 16, 2007, 06:47:51 am »
* Resists urge to use claws ... for now. *
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polish farmer boy

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« Reply #24 on: March 16, 2007, 10:18:56 am »
meanwhile...
 under cover of chaos polish farmer boy
sneaks into your homes
and proves that ladies are fragile beings
by kicking shit out of
your moms
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Kaleo

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« Reply #25 on: March 18, 2007, 11:33:49 pm »
*puts DASPRiD out of his misery and kills him*

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GTFOM STFU WTFOMGZOMGBBQ
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Thou canst not kill that which doth not live,
but you can blow it into chunky kibbles!
I has a cookie, and u can has a cookie, but i no givs u mai cookie...

black adder9

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« Reply #26 on: March 22, 2007, 02:52:35 pm »
:dretch:  evo's into  :tyrant:
MC Artman should have gone out of the way of HitMan
(mdc)Hitman says: Hitman Hitman Hitman tadadadaaddad Hitman!!!!!
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Shadowgandor

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« Reply #27 on: March 22, 2007, 06:09:46 pm »
grabs adder and uses his body to safe the other devs
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holyknight

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« Reply #28 on: March 22, 2007, 08:46:59 pm »
*nuclear launch detected*
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n00b pl0x

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« Reply #29 on: March 22, 2007, 09:48:56 pm »
this thread are own
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