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Started by Rawr, April 10, 2007, 02:16:23 AM

Rawr

/bind kp_ins me raped a chicken
/bind kp_end name a fuzzy granger
/bind kp_downarrow say [ melt me ]
/bind kp_pgdn me laughed at you

Mispeled

/bind button1 disconnect

Xonya

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:D  :D
ap Zap || Thank you for the NEW shoes

TriedtoDestroyMetal

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++

kevlarman

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fixed (oh yeah, almost forgot: +1)
Quote from: Asvarox link=topic=8622.msg169333#msg169333Ok let's plan it out. Asva, you are nub, go sit on rets, I will build, you two go feed like hell, you go pwn their asses, and everyone else camp in the hallway, roger?
the dretch bites.
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black adder9

just type /unbindall youl get some pretty darn sweet hacklike games, every weapon is instantkill even blaster and a dretch ect has a 100 yard bite range

NiTRoX


[Kcorp]Noobius

keypad

ontopic: /bind j say goons taste better with salt
It's actualy Noobius but i can't be bothered to change it ^^

Quick, name two famous female inventors. Too tough? Ok, just name one.

Dracone

/bind d say Affirmative

Ohhhhh *chuckles* That one gets me every time.
Quote from: St. AngerTip 4 baslick guiz: Make sure you get near them bc u can stiky them i think its a bug lolz. but dont tell 2 many ppl shh.
Quote from: dobruiyykIt's possible, your descendant will never see the sun because our species is gonna extinct in nearest future. So you better unstick from your computer and find a girl to make a child with!

A_Total_noob

/bind F5 say_team I think there may be dretches nearby
/bind F6 say_team I may be wrong, but I think there may be someone else here
/bind F7 say_team Im under attack - stay alert !


All these binds were made to be said to oneself in a Russian-English voice.
As are all my other 'proper' binds.
lawl, people still play Tremulous ?

Lord Baxter

/bind ANYKEY Format C:/ ?
quot;Unless you count the Chinese. But at this point, NOBODY can count the Chinese."

Known as Hydra ingame,
1227 apparently, can't change that now...

A_Total_noob

Quote from: Lord Baxter/bind ANYKEY Format C:/ ?

Hohohohoho - that one is brilliant. I dare someone to bind that.
lawl, people still play Tremulous ?

ShadowNinjaDudeMan

My fun one is:

/bind MOUSE1 say BANG!

Anyone guess what iot does, great fun in a firefight.
Its easy to overinform everyone.
Quote from: Colynn' on August 13, 2009, 05:21:09 PM
My favorite player is Jesus, because everything is forgiven when he respawns.

NOM!NOM!NOM!

Lord Baxter

quot;Unless you count the Chinese. But at this point, NOBODY can count the Chinese."

Known as Hydra ingame,
1227 apparently, can't change that now...

ShadowNinjaDudeMan

Quote from: Lord Baxter^win  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D

Possibly the best bind of them all.
Quote from: Colynn' on August 13, 2009, 05:21:09 PM
My favorite player is Jesus, because everything is forgiven when he respawns.

NOM!NOM!NOM!

Rawr

/bind w +foward;say ^1I AM WALKING FOWARD!!!
8)

[NubS] Rabbitt

/bind anykey MARCO!!!

E-Mxp

/bind w "echo Forward? HA, forget it!"
/bind SPACE "kill;echo Whahaha, Binds PWN you!"
/bind ` "unbindall; echo You can't destroy me!!!"
/bind MOUSE1 "Fire?? NO!!!!; quit"
/bind CTRL+ALT+DELETE(?) "echo Now you done it!! Revenge!!!;wait;wait;wait;wait;wait;format C:/ D :/ E:/

_Equilibrium_

/bind - name Pedo(file);say I watch you while you sleep

KamikOzzy

Quote from: ShadowNinjaDudeManMy fun one is:

/bind MOUSE1 say BANG!

Anyone guess what iot does, great fun in a firefight.
Its easy to overinform everyone.

LMAO.

/bind g "buy gren;itemact gren;say He did it!!;callvote kick 1 deconner"
|AoD|Ozzyshka at your service.
Still using Windows XP and still playing 1.1
click this: http://cornersrocks.shop-pro.jp/?pid=16232798

dada

Quote from: ShadowNinjaDudeMan

/bind MOUSE1 say BANG!

Quote from: bazuka_poo/bind w +foward;say ^1I AM WALKING FOWARD!!!
8)
these 2 roXYZ ;D

ShadowNinjaDudeMan

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Quote from: ShadowNinjaDudeMan

/bind MOUSE1 say BANG!

Quote from: bazuka_poo/bind w +foward;say ^1I AM WALKING FOWARD!!!
8)
these 2 roXYZ ;D

Yeah, it is so fun playing with these on.

aalong with

I am jumping
ENTER!
I am pressing Tab
And all the directionals.

Dont try it with a flood filter though.
Quote from: Colynn' on August 13, 2009, 05:21:09 PM
My favorite player is Jesus, because everything is forgiven when he respawns.

NOM!NOM!NOM!

Paradox

The most famous bind by now:
/bind kp_uparrow "HAHA/LOL/Yes/Pie/w00t/

And whatever else it had, i cant remember it all.

∧OMG ENTROPY∧

Taiyo.uk

/bind MOUSE1 "+attack; say I am painsawing your eggs.; itemact gren; say I have naded your overmind"