Author Topic: Fun/Funny Binds  (Read 8574 times)

Rawr

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« on: April 10, 2007, 02:16:23 am »
/bind kp_ins me raped a chicken
/bind kp_end name a fuzzy granger
/bind kp_downarrow say [ melt me ]
/bind kp_pgdn me laughed at you
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Mispeled

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« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2007, 03:06:35 am »
/bind button1 disconnect

Xonya

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« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2007, 03:44:44 am »
Quote from: "Mispeled"
/bind button1 disconnect


 :D  :D
ap Zap || Thank you for the NEW shoes

TriedtoDestroyMetal

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« Reply #3 on: April 10, 2007, 03:54:03 am »
Quote from: "Mispeled"
/bind button1 disconnect
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kevlarman

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« Reply #4 on: April 10, 2007, 05:02:54 am »
Quote from: "Mispeled"
/bind MOUSE1 disconnect
fixed (oh yeah, almost forgot: +1)
Quote from: Asvarox link=topic=8622.msg169333#msg169333
Ok let's plan it out. Asva, you are nub, go sit on rets, I will build, you two go feed like hell, you go pwn their asses, and everyone else camp in the hallway, roger?
the dretch bites.
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black adder9

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« Reply #5 on: April 10, 2007, 08:35:54 am »
just type /unbindall youl get some pretty darn sweet hacklike games, every weapon is instantkill even blaster and a dretch ect has a 100 yard bite range

NiTRoX

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« Reply #6 on: April 10, 2007, 09:43:09 am »
what is "kp_" ?

[Kcorp]Noobius

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« Reply #7 on: April 10, 2007, 09:45:47 am »
keypad

ontopic: /bind j say goons taste better with salt
It's actualy Noobius but i can't be bothered to change it ^^

Quick, name two famous female inventors. Too tough? Ok, just name one.

Dracone

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« Reply #8 on: April 10, 2007, 12:00:27 pm »
/bind d say Affirmative

Ohhhhh *chuckles* That one gets me every time.
Quote from: St. Anger
Tip 4 baslick guiz: Make sure you get near them bc u can stiky them i think its a bug lolz. but dont tell 2 many ppl shh.
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It's possible, your descendant will never see the sun because our species is gonna extinct in nearest future. So you better unstick from your computer and find a girl to make a child with!

A_Total_noob

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« Reply #9 on: April 10, 2007, 12:03:09 pm »
/bind F5 say_team I think there may be dretches nearby
/bind F6 say_team I may be wrong, but I think there may be someone else here
/bind F7 say_team Im under attack - stay alert !


All these binds were made to be said to oneself in a Russian-English voice.
As are all my other 'proper' binds.
lawl, people still play Tremulous ?

Lord Baxter

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« Reply #10 on: April 10, 2007, 12:06:35 pm »
/bind ANYKEY Format C:/ ?
quot;Unless you count the Chinese. But at this point, NOBODY can count the Chinese."

Known as Hydra ingame,
1227 apparently, can't change that now...

A_Total_noob

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« Reply #11 on: April 10, 2007, 12:19:19 pm »
Quote from: "Lord Baxter"
/bind ANYKEY Format C:/ ?


Hohohohoho - that one is brilliant. I dare someone to bind that.
lawl, people still play Tremulous ?

ShadowNinjaDudeMan

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« Reply #12 on: April 10, 2007, 12:48:36 pm »
My fun one is:

/bind MOUSE1 say BANG!

Anyone guess what iot does, great fun in a firefight.
Its easy to overinform everyone.
My favorite player is Jesus, because everything is forgiven when he respawns.

NOM!NOM!NOM!

Lord Baxter

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« Reply #13 on: April 10, 2007, 12:54:46 pm »
^win  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D
quot;Unless you count the Chinese. But at this point, NOBODY can count the Chinese."

Known as Hydra ingame,
1227 apparently, can't change that now...

ShadowNinjaDudeMan

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« Reply #14 on: April 10, 2007, 12:55:49 pm »
Quote from: "Lord Baxter"
^win  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D


Possibly the best bind of them all.
My favorite player is Jesus, because everything is forgiven when he respawns.

NOM!NOM!NOM!

Rawr

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« Reply #15 on: April 10, 2007, 03:51:41 pm »
/bind w +foward;say ^1I AM WALKING FOWARD!!!
 8)
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[NubS] Rabbitt

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« Reply #16 on: April 10, 2007, 04:35:54 pm »
/bind anykey MARCO!!!

E-Mxp

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« Reply #17 on: April 10, 2007, 04:45:18 pm »
/bind w "echo Forward? HA, forget it!"
/bind SPACE "kill;echo Whahaha, Binds PWN you!"
/bind ` "unbindall; echo You can't destroy me!!!"
/bind MOUSE1 "Fire?? NO!!!!; quit"
/bind CTRL+ALT+DELETE(?) "echo Now you done it!! Revenge!!!;wait;wait;wait;wait;wait;format C:/ D :/ E:/

_Equilibrium_

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« Reply #18 on: April 10, 2007, 11:31:04 pm »
/bind - name Pedo(file);say I watch you while you sleep

KamikOzzy

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« Reply #19 on: April 11, 2007, 08:21:59 am »
Quote from: "ShadowNinjaDudeMan"
My fun one is:

/bind MOUSE1 say BANG!

Anyone guess what iot does, great fun in a firefight.
Its easy to overinform everyone.


LMAO.

/bind g "buy gren;itemact gren;say He did it!!;callvote kick 1 deconner"
|AoD|Ozzyshka at your service.
Still using Windows XP and still playing 1.1
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dada

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« Reply #20 on: April 11, 2007, 11:53:07 am »
Quote from: "ShadowNinjaDudeMan"


/bind MOUSE1 say BANG!


Quote from: "bazuka_poo"
/bind w +foward;say ^1I AM WALKING FOWARD!!!
 8)

these 2 roXYZ ;D

ShadowNinjaDudeMan

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« Reply #21 on: April 11, 2007, 01:12:14 pm »
Quote from: "dada"
Quote from: "ShadowNinjaDudeMan"


/bind MOUSE1 say BANG!


Quote from: "bazuka_poo"
/bind w +foward;say ^1I AM WALKING FOWARD!!!
 8)

these 2 roXYZ ;D


Yeah, it is so fun playing with these on.

aalong with

I am jumping
ENTER!
I am pressing Tab
And all the directionals.

Dont try it with a flood filter though.
My favorite player is Jesus, because everything is forgiven when he respawns.

NOM!NOM!NOM!

Paradox

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« Reply #22 on: April 11, 2007, 04:45:35 pm »
The most famous bind by now:
/bind kp_uparrow "HAHA/LOL/Yes/Pie/w00t/

And whatever else it had, i cant remember it all.

∧OMG ENTROPY∧

Taiyo.uk

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« Reply #23 on: April 11, 2007, 05:47:37 pm »
/bind MOUSE1 "+attack; say I am painsawing your eggs.; itemact gren; say I have naded your overmind"