Author Topic: roman catholic clan  (Read 3358 times)

NiTRoX

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roman catholic clan
« on: May 13, 2007, 10:23:19 am »
Requirements for the new AoJ clan (Armies of Jesus):

1. You must act like a roman catholic (technically known as the Church of God/Jesus/St.Peter) and be able to answer a simple "Roman Chatolic test" to make sure you're a good person.
2. You must be pretty cool
3. You must be fairly good with trem. I.E. you can have the most kills on ++Beer Garden++ server within fifteen minutes.
4. You must not be a deconner, flamer, hater, n00b, feeder, or idiot.
5. You must not be offended when I am blunt with you.
6. You must add the tag ".:AoJ:." to the beginning of your name.
7. You must be at least twelve years of age.
8. We are a pretty loose clan, I think...I won't make you be in a certain time zone or anything.
9. You must share your credits/evos with your team mates without arguing.
10. If your enemies shoot you in your head, you must turn your head the other way and let them shoot you there.
11. You must always help noobs.
12. you must observe and apply the 10 commandments in your tremulous life, otherwise you'll go to hell (don't worry God'll still <3 you)
13. you must only have one God and Jesus is his son.
14. you must wear these tags: .:AoJ:. (Armies of Jesus), =:God:=, =;Jesus;= or -DoD- (Disciples of David)
15. I am not the leader, Jesus is.
16. you must be from jerusalem, Vatican or Rome.
17. You must not drink Pepsi or Coca Cola. (bad for your teeth)

Current members are Nitrox, St.Joseph and St.Paul More pending I think.

See you guys in Trem!

This post is by no means a way to insult any religion but a warning for people to see what happens if you mix religion with games.

Rabbitt

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roman catholic clan
« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2007, 01:40:56 pm »
Glad to see your doing things Nitrox.
Havent seen you around much buddy so when you get a chance swing by the old clan server for a scrim if you are up to it with your clan.
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NiTRoX

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roman catholic clan
« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2007, 02:12:55 pm »
Rofl its not a clan dude its a joke.

n00b pl0x

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roman catholic clan
« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2007, 06:00:52 pm »
can i join?
will sort out my sig, or I will get banned.

HOW DO I SORTED SIG?