Need some music to set her up...

[gman19]

I've got some special plans for Saturday, and I need some music to get her in the mood...slow, but nothing that'll put her asleep. Quite the opposite, actually. Slow, but stimulating. Any ideas? I'm getting a head start on it instead of waiting until the last minute.

[TinMan]

Björk, the Quake 2 Soundtrack, and Doom music should do the trick.  :wink:

[gman19]

Björk, the Quake 2 Soundtrack, and Doom music should do the trick.  :wink:

Actually, I'll be doing the trick; the music is to assist me in that task.

[TinMan]

You're going to roll over?

[player1]

Björk, the Quake 2 Soundtrack, and Doom music should do the trick.  :wink:

I still have the audio CD from Unreal (the original single-player). Good and moody, plus I get map flashbacks when I listen to it. Makes me want to load up the game again. =]

As 4 t3h lady, I'd recommend some Albinoni, some Ike Quebec, maybe a little Ravel or Debussy, and some Stooges and Ramones. With a little Jack McDuff, Gene Harris, Vince Guaraldi (with Bola Sete) and finish off with some Stan Getz. Then maybe some Hellacopters and Backyard Babies for successive attempts. But that's just me.

spedited 4 elling

[TriedtoDestroyMetal]

freeworm aka the national parcs. trust.

edit: okay more so freeworm than the national parcs, but it's the same guy.

[Overdose]

this special lady, wouldn't happen to be Hangelina Jolie would she?

[TinMan]

It took me a while to understand why the H was there, but that's a great phrase, I LOL'd.  

[ShadowNinjaDudeMan]

AGE AWARE PEOPLE!
GEEZ, THERE COULD BE SOME 8 YEAR OLD COME INNOCENTLY SKIPPING INTO THIS TOPIC!!!!!!!

(not literally, metaphorically)

Good Luck :wink:

[kozak6]

this special lady, wouldn't happen to be Hangelina Jolie would she?

It could also be Rosy Palm (and her 5 sisters).

[PIE]

this special lady, wouldn't happen to be Hangelina Jolie would she?

It could also be Rosy Palm (and her 5 sisters).

What wonderful flute solos.

[i_love_iris_flammea]

brokeback mountain ost?
hihihihihihih

seriously

i get the impression that your companion not some random person and u knew him/her a bit.
so maybe u will wrote something about him/her - that may give us("the sex dj's") some tips.

personally i would strongly discourage is classic music and other things that may be put in
"high culture" category since most of them tend to have some dose of nostalgic or melancholy
and yes some ppl may like it during intimate moments but lets not take that chance.
(avoid strings instruments)

i say chillout flowing on medi volume in background would do the trick.
http://www.sharebigfile.com/file/170717/03---let-it-slowly-flow-mp3.html (example)
i think u should get "Sven Van Hees - Gemini" and pack of condoms.

btw (excuse my curiosity) how old are u?

[gman19]

btw (excuse my curiosity) how old are u?

...old enough. Lemme leave it at that, mm'kay?

We're both in our teens. UPPER teens.

[KobraKaine]

btw (excuse my curiosity) how old are u?

...old enough. Lemme leave it at that, mm'kay?

We're both in our teens. UPPER teens.

Nice, so'm I.  :wink:

Here's a free advice handout:  Don't tell her that you were asking your gamer buddies online about what kind of music would put her in the mood.  She'll be pissed.  Girls seem to want intimacy and secrecy, for whatever reason.

(And what the fuck is up with that?!!  I mean, c'mon, if you just had some great sex you'd think they'd want to brag about it or something...

Girls are strange creatures.)

[TriedtoDestroyMetal]

just put groove salad on

[gman19]

btw (excuse my curiosity) how old are u?

...old enough. Lemme leave it at that, mm'kay?

We're both in our teens. UPPER teens.

Nice, so'm I.  :wink:

Here's a free advice handout:  Don't tell her that you were asking your gamer buddies online about what kind of music would put her in the mood.  She'll be pissed.  Girls seem to want intimacy and secrecy, for whatever reason.

(And what the fuck is up with that?!!  I mean, c'mon, if you just had some great sex you'd think they'd want to brag about it or something...

Girls are strange creatures.)

Actually, she's a bit of a gamer herself. Nothing big, maybe an hour or two every couple weeks, but she plays games. VIDEO games. And some others, which I'm not inclined to disclose. It's our little secret, mm'kay?

I haven't actually gotten into her before, but we've both got skeelz, that I know for sure. The weird thing; neither of us have actually used those skeelz ever before. Well, three nights from now will be AWESOME. Her name's Madeline, but her friends (like me) call her Maddie. How did we meet, you ask? Simple; 7th hour class one day, she's talking about this one uber-nerd that's bugging her, and I tell her more about what he's said about her, okay? She gets pretty miffed at what I'm telling her, then I said "You know what? How about let's make his last two weeks of school here living hell?" She said alright, and we hooked up for this weekend. Before you say anything, we've known each other for about, oh, 8 or 9 months. This little discussion occurred this past Monday. So, I'm using my MP3 player to record Alec's lunch conversations to get him in a shitload of trouble, both with administration and Maddie, the latter being far worse. She's half German and half Irish, so yeah; that's a very, very interesting mix from what I've seen. And on that note, I've seen very little...as of this writing, at least

[KobraKaine]

btw (excuse my curiosity) how old are u?

...old enough. Lemme leave it at that, mm'kay?

We're both in our teens. UPPER teens.

Nice, so'm I.  :wink:

Here's a free advice handout:  Don't tell her that you were asking your gamer buddies online about what kind of music would put her in the mood.  She'll be pissed.  Girls seem to want intimacy and secrecy, for whatever reason.

(And what the fuck is up with that?!!  I mean, c'mon, if you just had some great sex you'd think they'd want to brag about it or something...

Girls are strange creatures.)

Actually, she's a bit of a gamer herself. Nothing big, maybe an hour or two every couple weeks, but she plays games. VIDEO games. And some others, which I'm not inclined to disclose. It's our little secret, mm'kay?

I haven't actually gotten into her before, but we've both got skeelz, that I know for sure. The weird thing; neither of us have actually used those skeelz ever before. Well, three nights from now will be AWESOME. Her name's Madeline, but her friends (like me) call her Maddie. How did we meet, you ask? Simple; 7th hour class one day, she's talking about this one uber-nerd that's bugging her, and I tell her more about what he's said about her, okay? She gets pretty miffed at what I'm telling her, then I said "You know what? How about let's make his last two weeks of school here living hell?" She said alright, and we hooked up for this weekend. Before you say anything, we've known each other for about, oh, 8 or 9 months. This little discussion occurred this past Monday. So, I'm using my MP3 player to record Alec's lunch conversations to get him in a shitload of trouble, both with administration and Maddie, the latter being far worse. She's half German and half Irish, so yeah; that's a very, very interesting mix from what I've seen. And on that note, I've seen very little...as of this writing, at least

Virgins, eh?  Well then, good luck!   :wink:

[Nux]

..she's talking about this one uber-nerd that's bugging her, and I tell her more about what he's said about her, okay? She gets pretty miffed at what I'm telling her, then I said "You know what? How about let's make his last two weeks of school here living hell?" She said alright, and we hooked up for this weekend

So you have a common enemy. That's the first step. Good work.

Now you're scribbling down your game strategy. The usual: Attack plan, counter-offensive, counter-counter-defensive... the works.

You might want to try an ambush if you can find the appropriate terrain.

..and if all else fails, you can always unleash some 'Marvin Gaye' on her eardrums.

No wait, I remember how well that worked for me.. maybe you want to just put a little less emphasis on music and more on those 'feelings' and 'thoughts' girls always say they have.

[KobraKaine]

No wait, I remember how well that worked for me.. maybe you want to just put a little less emphasis on sex and more on those 'feelings' girls always say they have.

EXACTLY.

Take it slow, and she'll enjoy it more.  You might even get a shot at it again.  

[Nux]

Damn it KobraKaine >.< I edited it after seeing that he was focusing on music, which can be good for the 'romance' but it's what you 'care' about that matters. Pretend she's the most important person in the world and devote lots of time to her. You can fill that time with talking (important but you can get suprisingly far without it), dancing (if you're feeling funky get out your jump suite and start "boogie"ing), lip-wrestling (for best results, try to catch her off-guard.. bring camouflage if necessary)..

[i_love_iris_flammea]

i hope u will carry out your plan(but  dont use force plz; P)
but i must say one thing(and its not like i am trying to be mean)
first time is always special but not often good
and if u ask her
-did u got orgasm?
and she replies
-i have no idea
plz have a mercy for her/yourself

p.s. leave the nerd alone.he may have a glock or worse he will hung himself and u will be sentenced for causing this and "true love" will find u under shower of reformatory (and there will be no sexy music)

[KobraKaine]

i hope u will carry out your plan(but  dont use force plz; P)
but i must say one thing(and its not like i am trying to be mean)
first time is always special but not often good
and if u ask her
-did u got orgasm?
and she replies
-i have no idea
plz have a mercy for her/yourself

p.s. leave the nerd alone.he may have a glock or worse he will hung himself and u will be sentenced for causing this and "true love" will find u under shower of reformatory (and there will be no sexy music)

+1, to the max.

[Anansi-Sama]

Meh.  Kobra, you are quite out of character here.  Remember who you are (or at least what you profess to be).  You seem to be disregarding all our tenets by posting favorably here...

[f0rqu3]

Meh.  Kobra, you are quite out of character here.  Remember who you are (or at least what you profess to be).  You seem to be disregarding all our tenets by posting favorably here...

talking to yourself again?

[Anansi-Sama]

Shut the fuck up, I'm not KobraKaine, okay Polishfarmboy/forque/whatever-else-you-have?  Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones, troll king.  Get the fuck off these forums.  Go pollute some place that gives a shit about you.

[f0rqu3]

Shut the fuck up, I'm not KobraKaine, okay Polishfarmboy/forque/whatever-else-you-have?  Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones, troll king.  Get the fuck off these forums.  Go pollute some place that gives a shit about you.

who said you were kobrakaine doh!

[ShadowNinjaDudeMan]

Shut the fuck up, I'm not KobraKaine, okay Polishfarmboy/forque/whatever-else-you-have?  Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones, troll king.  Get the fuck off these forums.  Go pollute some place that gives a shit about you.

who said you were kobrakaine doh!

Well, you were implying he was, read your post again. :roll:

[kevlarman]

Shut the fuck up, I'm not KobraKaine, okay Polishfarmboy/forque/whatever-else-you-have?  Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones, troll king.  Get the fuck off these forums.  Go pollute some place that gives a shit about you.

a little birdy told me otherwise:

[yetshi]

lol modpwnt.

wait that cant be kobrakaine, thats evelosas little brother

     

[Glunnator]

gj kevlar! xD