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gman19

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I OWNED this kid (Audio file; EPIC WIN)
« on: May 18, 2007, 09:31:17 pm »
This uber-nerd was talking dirty about a friend of mine, so she got ticked off and asked me to get him in trouble. So, I recorded mine and his conversation during lunch today by hiding the MP3 recorder in my binder with it partially closed. Enjoy!

WARNING: POSSIBLY EXPLICIT CONTENT!!! NOT FOR YOUNGER PEOPLE!!!

http://audio.isg.si/audiox/?q=node/11153

To discern who's who: I'm the guy with the deepest voice, the uber-nerd is the one with the medium voice, and his friend is the one with the highest voice. To clarify; I say Maddie's name at the end, the one laughing then is the friend, and the one that cusses all the time is the uber-nerd.

Again, let me know what you think of this. This is totally unscripted, unedited, and otherwise unmodified. Straight from the recorder to my hard drive to the Intarweebz, where it is officially IMMORTAL!!!!!!!!!

Enjoy!

EDIT:

File is now in MP3 format. Sorry about the WAV issues.
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St. Anger

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I OWNED this kid (Audio file; EPIC WIN)
« Reply #1 on: May 18, 2007, 10:28:52 pm »
Owning the kid would be simply slapping him and telling him to shut the fuck up, you went out like a bitch.
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Nux

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« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2007, 10:35:47 pm »
8 minutes. I listened to it all. Can't say it was astonishing. I think this might be one of those things that matters to the people involved, but is meaningless to everyone else.
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Steely Ann

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« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2007, 10:44:51 pm »
Nah.  Going out "like a bitch" would require suckering the guy into marrying you and then paying one of your close friends to seduce and subsequently have sex with him.  
When he tearfully confesses the next morning (or you "accidentally" catch him in the act), divorce him with all due speed and take half his assets.  
Split your hard-earned cash with your buddy and have a gals' night out and afterward buy that new car you were looking forward to.  
Wash, rinse, repeat.

Note: Doctors and the like comes as highly recommended prey, for the sake of maximum effectiveness.



// No, I'm not this evil.
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Rabbitt

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« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2007, 10:50:00 pm »
Cant get it to play but then again i agree with Anger.
You should have just beat the piss out this kid.

I know im old school but whatever happened to a good fight when people talked shit.
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Steely Ann

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« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2007, 10:51:13 pm »
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whatever happened to a good fight when people talked shit.


Lawyers.
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Rabbitt

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« Reply #6 on: May 18, 2007, 10:53:53 pm »
Quote from: "Steely Ann"
Quote from: "Rabbitt"
whatever happened to a good fight when people talked shit.


Lawyers.


Yea you got me there
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TinMan

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« Reply #7 on: May 18, 2007, 11:05:12 pm »
How did your MP3 recorder produce a WAV audio file? XD
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n00b pl0x

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« Reply #8 on: May 19, 2007, 04:12:19 am »
gman everytime i see you, you always find a way to make me think less of you. Just kick his ass. Don't try to make us listen to 8 minutes of dialogue in some weird file format that im not even going to try to download.
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Glunnator

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« Reply #9 on: May 19, 2007, 09:38:10 am »
Quote from: "Steely Ann"
Quote from: "Rabbitt"
whatever happened to a good fight when people talked shit.


Lawyers.
Life sucks, dun't it?
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gman19

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« Reply #10 on: May 20, 2007, 04:01:03 pm »
For the record, my MP3 player plays MP3 and WMA files, and records in WAV. It's one of those Creative Muvo V100 types. Strange, I know.

And, also for the record, I was originally planning to use that for evidence when Maddie went to the administration about it this Monday, but I decided to plaster it all over the Internet.
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benmachine

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« Reply #11 on: May 20, 2007, 08:05:51 pm »
OHI HUMAN DECENCY

...oh he's gone :(
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« Reply #12 on: May 20, 2007, 11:23:57 pm »
Early dialoge in FEAR for PS3:

Me: *shoots enemy*
Enemy1: AHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!! *dies*
Enemy2: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
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