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Started by Fluxflashor, June 15, 2007, 06:07:53 PM

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Fluxflashor

June 15, 2007, 06:07:53 PM
Well I was on the Fu [Old F2F] teamspeak and I saw a nice little advertisement from "b". If anyone's interested here was the ad:

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Get b's pRivate training for Tremulous NOW
100% Gurantee IMPROVEMENT!
ONLY 5$ a week
"Ask b NOW for Subcription!"

Start NOW! And beat your favourite idols like
1.Smokey
2.Jet
3.VEN3 {130% you will pwn him!}
4.Windoffire {130% you will pwn him!}
5.Ozzy
6.Green
7.BodyOrgan
8.Mantra
9.J-COOL
10.Fluxflashor {200% you will pwn him!}

Only Availible until July1,2007


Anyone can PWN me anyways by 500% without his training... guess its bad training?

Plague Bringer

#1
June 15, 2007, 08:03:41 PM
It costs money?

Aimbots are free.

xD

Just my $0.02
U R A Q T

Smokey

#2
June 16, 2007, 08:39:58 PM
Quote from: FluxflashorWell I was on the Fu [Old F2F] teamspeak and I saw a nice little advertisement from "b". If anyone's interested here was the ad:

Code Select

Get b's pRivate training for Tremulous NOW
100% Gurantee IMPROVEMENT!
ONLY 5$ a week
"Ask b NOW for Subcription!"

Start NOW! And beat your favourite idols like
1.Smokey
2.Jet
3.VEN3 {130% you will pwn him!}
4.Windoffire {130% you will pwn him!}
5.Ozzy
6.Green
7.BodyOrgan
8.Mantra
9.J-COOL
10.Fluxflashor {200% you will pwn him!}

Only Availible until July1,2007


Anyone can PWN me anyways by 500% without his training... guess its bad training?

So glad I'm #1, I fucking hate you all.



JK <333

Fluxflashor

#3
June 16, 2007, 10:19:01 PM
LMAO

I doubt Arch&Angel could teach anyone to beat you smokey though since he cant even beat you.

By the way, the service is still running to all those interested. I think he will probably teach for free though.

gman19

#4
June 17, 2007, 05:54:37 PM
Smokey on the "your favorite idol" list?

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Okay. I'm done.
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TinMan

#5
June 17, 2007, 06:24:48 PM
Most people could take half that list playing without a mouse...
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PIE

#6
June 17, 2007, 06:27:11 PM
I'm not even on there because no training can prepare you for my awesome skills.  8)

[Kcorp]Noobius

#7
June 18, 2007, 07:34:53 PM
i wish all these great players that keep popping up in polls and such would come to a european server with a decent ping.
It's actualy Noobius but i can't be bothered to change it ^^

Quick, name two famous female inventors. Too tough? Ok, just name one.

jit

#8
June 19, 2007, 07:36:44 AM
only person i would beat on that list would be bodyorgan. who's b anyways? never heard of this person. prolly some newb

tuple

#9
June 19, 2007, 11:21:37 AM
I can beat each and every one.

wait, this includes a head start, right?  10 min alone on the server before they join?

Kaleo

#10
June 20, 2007, 06:01:20 AM
Why isn't (90210)ArchEnemy on that list???
Quote from: Stannum
Thou canst not kill that which doth not live,
but you can blow it into chunky kibbles!
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Jet

#12
June 20, 2007, 08:23:11 PM
Quote from: TinManMost people could take half that list playing without a mouse...

Explain who on that list, and who most people could beat in that list, to make me laugh abit, will ya?

AKAnotu

#13
June 23, 2007, 12:20:15 AM
ummm, no offence jet, but your kinda easy to beat
and mantra, although good, i dont think would be up there compared to many other people (arch, compressor, yahoo, what?....the list goes on)

doomagent13

#14
June 23, 2007, 03:38:03 AM
kill-whoring?  Or one-on-one with no sd or timelimit?

Dracone

#15
June 23, 2007, 05:34:26 PM
OMG I COULD BEAT SMOKEY WIT THIS? Ohhhhhhhhhh wait he's teh nub who trying to steal my ex-Zilla NT members back 2 teh Zilla, plus Applejuice. I dun NEED no training cuz we gonna match sumtime n we kick his ass.

Lool @ Smokey being on teh list.  

@Smokey: Change the rcon back dat was mean okplskthxbai.
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mooseberry

#16
June 23, 2007, 05:40:51 PM
I'm not going to pay money for training.  :-?
Bucket: [You hear the distant howl of a coyote losing at Counterstrike.]

मैं हिन्दी का समर्थन

~Mooseberry.

Shadowgandor

#17
June 23, 2007, 06:24:01 PM
Hmm, if i could beat people like that by only paying a small sum, then he's a holy saint.

Shadowgandor got bitten by unnamedplayer.
Shadowgandor got massdriven by unnamedplayer.
Shadowgandor got pounched by unnamedplayer.

And that's only what newbs can do to me :(

AKAnotu

#18
June 23, 2007, 06:25:36 PM
i just reread that
he said that he could beat bodyorgan
thats right
body might be the best human player i've ever seen
i'd like to se this "b" try

mooseberry

#19
June 23, 2007, 07:43:04 PM
Quote from: Shadowgandor
Shadowgandor got pounched by unnamedplayer.

And that's only what newbs can do to me :(

Wow, you are good.
Bucket: [You hear the distant howl of a coyote losing at Counterstrike.]

मैं हिन्दी का समर्थन

~Mooseberry.

David

#20
June 23, 2007, 08:25:03 PM
Being able to killwhore means nothing.
Give the money to the devs.  That means something.
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Patriotpie

#21
June 23, 2007, 09:59:00 PM
ONLY GUD PAOPLE ON TAHT LIST R GREN AN OZ!!!!1!1! OMG LOL

That just seems like all the people that happened to be on that server at the moment... :/

Oblivion

#22
June 24, 2007, 04:03:01 AM
hmm yea.  Paying to be trained, I can see that happening in the real world to learn how to fight or some shit like that, but for playing a game lol, no I would not do it.  I could just go into a server full of good players and spectate them and watch how they play, thats how I would do it.
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Evlesoa

#23
June 24, 2007, 06:20:56 AM
Gud ppl like... DASPRiD can own anyone :D

Smokey is full of himself...

Plague Bringer

#24
June 24, 2007, 02:08:27 PM
He has a reason to be.
U R A Q T

NiTRoX

#25
June 24, 2007, 02:23:52 PM
Quote from: DASPRiDI guess I know 2 players on that list, and I can easily beat them :>

Do you play on Fun Zone?

R_OR

#26
June 28, 2007, 08:46:13 AM
R's private forum terning
only 5 kisses per week
maybe u will improve

maybe u wont get trolled easy
like ppl in this thread

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