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Fluxflashor

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« on: June 17, 2007, 08:01:35 pm »
I would like to inform you of a unique oppertunity to allow you to get your computer Flux Certified. The requirements are very simple. If your computer meet the specs, I will give you a Seal of Approval to show the world your computer is Flux Certified.

Flux Certified Computer Minimum Requirements
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You must be running:

~AMD Brand processor
~Minimum 1.2GhZ
~Must have a Harddrive with minimum 20 GB's of space
~You can run Ubuntu or Windows
~Your case MUST have a sidewindow. [Lights Optional]
~Front USB ports are a must.

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If you meet ALL of the above requirements I am willing to email you a certificate that your computer passes certification. Proof will be required of things such as:

Screenshots of specs
and
Picture of Comp Case

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Good Luck to everyone getting your Computer Flux Certified.

FAQ's
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Q: What if my computer case has a sidewindow, but I run an Intel processor?
A: Then you may qualify for Flux Case Certification. Please post a pic of your computer case to get your certificate.


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Q: I only meet the requirement of Front USB ports. What does this mean?
A: It means you need to upgrade/downgrade your equipment in order to become certified


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Q: I have an Intel processor
A: Sucks for you.


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Q: I run MAC!!!!!!!!!!111
A: Umm ok please take these steps to get it Certified:
   1. Unplug it
   2. Open your window
   3. Pick up Mac
   4. Throw out open window
   5. Laugh
You will then be eligable for the "Flux Certified MY MAC SUX" Certificate
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.f0rqu3

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« Reply #1 on: June 17, 2007, 08:04:33 pm »
did someone hit your head with a stone?
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Fluxflashor

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« Reply #2 on: June 17, 2007, 09:27:22 pm »
Perhaps...

Actually No. Flux Certification has been arround for about 3 weeks now. Just recently posted it on Tremulous.net to try and add more people to the list of those fluxcertified.

Anyone who becomes certified will be put onto the list at the flux certified website! Gotta make a short url though, no reason to post a link yet.
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Taiyo.uk

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« Reply #3 on: June 17, 2007, 09:37:19 pm »
lol.
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Rabbitt

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« Reply #4 on: June 18, 2007, 12:07:31 am »
I meet all but 1 and thats cause AMD = gay

Your cert. can be sent to 187 Drive By Lane, Bodymore Murderland 90120
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Evlesoa

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« Reply #5 on: June 18, 2007, 12:16:51 am »
Quote from: "Rabbitt"
I meet all but 1 and thats cause FluxFlashor = gay

Your cert. can be sent to 187 Drive By Lane, Bodymore Murderland 90120


Corrected
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Repentance

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« Reply #6 on: June 18, 2007, 01:24:45 am »
heres proof:


^ is my pc


^pic of my specs



^another picture of my sepcs (look at circled)

ok, can i have my certificate now?
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PIE

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« Reply #7 on: June 18, 2007, 01:51:45 am »
To those of you who just crap on everyone's threads it would be much appreciated that if you don't have anything of note to say please don't say it.

My computer passes everything except the front USB port thing.. my usb ports are on the top and back.. :/
I also would like to comment that I would be a lot more encouraged if the certificate was a small sticker I could proudly display on my case.
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TinMan

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« Reply #8 on: June 18, 2007, 02:39:18 am »
Specs:
http://neonpulse.net/debaser/sysinfo.txt
Case:


The USB ports are on the front side, but on the other side from the pic, you can look up the case if you want...lawl I dunno why anyone would want USB ports on the front side of their case, the side is better for me.

My MacBook is good though, you're a bad bad person, it's better than any other laptop I've ever owned.
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« Reply #9 on: June 18, 2007, 07:21:20 am »
Rob's at it again......

I have mac, so you foolishness will not work on me....

A tissue for your viruses
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« Reply #10 on: June 18, 2007, 08:02:07 am »
my Mac (laptop) blows ur specs away
and yes u r certifiable
Windows users who suck up to Linux users and try to slag Mac are slimy
this computer on which I spew venom at u is Intel
so eat that too
bye troll
wow USB ports on the front
how innovative
loser... :roll:  :-?  :evil:  :wink:
ooh a window
how 1983
1.2 GHz?
what a joke
20 whole GB of HD
how massive
what a hunk of crap...

take your certificate to the small tiled room
now roll it tightly into a tube
and shove it firmly up ur ass
you've been fluxxed!
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Menace13

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« Reply #11 on: June 18, 2007, 02:58:36 pm »
Me got Mac. Mac rulez!

BTW: @ FluxFlashor--WTF is up with your website????

It's weird. And crazy. And more weird crazy. And obnoxios. And annoying. Please remove it. Replace it with your other (supposed) FluxCertified Website. TY. N00B!
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« Reply #12 on: June 18, 2007, 06:39:08 pm »
Well, my computer meets all these requirements except it runs Fedora 7.
Oh, and another thing, why exactly would I want you to certify my compouter?
I get to tell people=

"Yeah, my computer is officially certified by a complete tool, yeah, pretty cool"

(hell, anyway, I may get a new case and try for this Flux cetrification thing!)
(If I ever can get the internet working on that thing, any ideas?)
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Fluxflashor

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« Reply #13 on: June 20, 2007, 06:03:32 am »
Quote from: "PIE"
To those of you who just crap on everyone's threads it would be much appreciated that if you don't have anything of note to say please don't say it.

My computer passes everything except the front USB port thing.. my usb ports are on the top and back.. :/
I also would like to comment that I would be a lot more encouraged if the certificate was a small sticker I could proudly display on my case.


Well Top USB are far more l33t then Front, Congrats You are flux certified. I will finish your certificate soon enough.

You will be able to purchase a small sticker, probably like a buck, that you can display on your case :) I still have to finish the sticker design though ....

Quote from: "menace13"
It's weird. And crazy. And more weird crazy. And obnoxios. And annoying. Please remove it. Replace it with your other (supposed) FluxCertified Website. TY. N00B!


Ah do that later on... good idea though

Quote from: "TinMan"
Specs:
http://neonpulse.net/debaser/sysinfo.txt
Case:
 

The USB ports are on the front side, but on the other side from the pic, you can look up the case if you want...lawl I dunno why anyone would want USB ports on the front side of their case, the side is better for me.

My MacBook is good though, you're a bad bad person, it's better than any other laptop I've ever owned.


Gratz TinMan you are Flux Certified © I will also get your cert and a link to a sticker purchase if you want. You should get some LED Fans or Cold Cathodes, make your rig look Sick

Repentance Kindly GTFO


Fluxflashor Recommends Xoxide for all your computer modding needs.
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TinMan

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« Reply #14 on: June 20, 2007, 06:05:29 am »
I have them, everywhere. They're turned off so I can sleep at night.
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A_Total_noob

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Re: Flux Certified [c]
« Reply #15 on: June 20, 2007, 10:21:12 am »
Quote from: "Fluxflashor"
Q: I run MAC!!!!!!!!!!111
A: Umm ok please take these steps to get it Certified:
   1. Unplug it
   2. Open your window
   3. Pick up Mac
   4. Throw out open window
   5. Laugh
You will then be eligable for the "Flux Certified MY MAC SUX" Certificate
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GTFO

Its people like you which really piss me off.

Besides, what do you hate about Macs ?
Did it rape your grandmother ? Kick your dog up its backside ? Sabotage your car ?

They are very good computers, with a great OS.
There is no reason to act like a arsewipe.
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lawl, people still play Tremulous ?

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« Reply #16 on: June 20, 2007, 10:30:22 am »
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Quote from: "Fluxflashor"
They are very good computers, with a great OS.


Who is spreading those lies?
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A_Total_noob

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« Reply #17 on: June 20, 2007, 10:39:32 am »
Quote from: "DASPRiD"


Who is spreading those lies?


If it were lies, I wouldnt be using it.
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Steely Ann

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Re: Flux Certified [c]
« Reply #18 on: June 20, 2007, 12:48:43 pm »
A_Total_noob

Your troll gets 6/10.  Not quite believable enough for my taste, since I still got the sense that you actually know that Flux is damned well joking.  "Work on your technique and delivery" is all I can say and then maybe you'll get a 9/10, though this was a halfway decent attempt.  Anyway, good luck on improving.  Cheers!
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A_Total_noob

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« Reply #19 on: June 20, 2007, 03:00:50 pm »
Heh heh  :D


Hmm, no, seriously, I waasnt joking - I dont like it when people bash Macs for no reason.
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Steely Ann

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« Reply #20 on: June 20, 2007, 04:27:23 pm »
I thought this was a joke thread.  At any rate, I laughed hard enough. :P
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« Reply #21 on: June 20, 2007, 04:38:59 pm »
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Heh heh  :D

Hmm, no, seriously, I waasnt joking - I dont like it when people bash Macs for no reason.


And I don't like it when people fanboy macs like they give free blow jobs.

IMO, Linux beats both mac and windows, but you don't hear me constantly winging on about it.  Although that could just be as I don't need constant reassurance from other Linux users to know that my OS is good...
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« Reply #22 on: June 20, 2007, 05:13:15 pm »
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=macs_cant

*fans the flames*

Note of course the line at the bottom "{# of hits} Mac fans switched back over to Windows, even though Windows is just as shitty."

Anywho, I think it's a matter of personal taste, myself.  I've just stuck with PCs for a while now because I know how to tinker around with everything, which is nice to know if I have a problem.  Oh, and I remember getting on my old Mac just to play Marathon a few months ago. :D
I suppose I really oughta just get an emulator, miscellaneous rambling blah blah blah.  I'mma shut up now.
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« Reply #23 on: June 20, 2007, 09:54:27 pm »
HA! AN inside joke I was in on!

<3 fluxflashor.
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« Reply #24 on: June 21, 2007, 11:05:19 pm »
Machine Name:   iMac
  Machine Model:   iMac4,1
  Processor Name:   Intel Core Duo
  Processor Speed:   2 GHz
  Number Of Processors:   1
  Total Number Of Cores:   2
  L2 Cache (per processor):   2 MB
  Memory:   512 MB
  Bus Speed:   667 MHz
  Boot ROM Version:   IM41.0055.B08
223 GB hard drive
that blows your poor standards away
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