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Started by NastySam, June 28, 2007, 02:08:07 PM

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NastySam

June 28, 2007, 02:08:07 PM
Whatd you have for breakfast? (please convert to tremulous terms)
i had...
-3 fried alien eggs(eggs)
-1 glass of alien poison (orange juice)
-2 Toasted mashed dretches (toast)


mmmmm aliens

David

#2
June 28, 2007, 04:21:39 PM
What.
The.
Fuck.

Today I ate a human team that didn't camp.  (I didn't eat any breakfast)

Come on people.  Get in first before the few good* jokes are done.

*Good = not-dismal
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Evlesoa

#3
June 28, 2007, 05:46:13 PM
I had human piss in colors (raspberry juice and cranberry)
ate some chopped human fingers (bacon)
had roasted human nails (nuts)
and... yea thats all :D

Plague Bringer

#4
June 28, 2007, 05:48:53 PM
Dretch guts (Pudding)
Overmind ***** (PB sandwhich)
U R A Q T

_Equilibrium_

#5
June 28, 2007, 05:52:17 PM
many pieces of human armor (tortilla chips)
chunks of chewed human flesh (chili)
acid from an acid tube (lemonade)

kaziorvb

#6
June 28, 2007, 11:01:09 PM
few fried human heads  :human:  :human:  :human:  (toasts)
some overmind juice  :overmind: (orange juice)

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#7
July 09, 2007, 11:17:12 AM
I donno what was that, i just opened my mouth and they were FEEDING me.... (could be McDonalds)
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A_Total_noob

#8
July 09, 2007, 01:07:07 PM
-3 goon tongues between 2 soft acid tubes (Sandwich with 3 slices of ham)
-Acid tube filled with freshly squeezed dretch juice (Large mug of tea)
lawl, people still play Tremulous ?

Evlesoa

#9
July 09, 2007, 07:55:35 PM
If its JUICE... it cant be tea... durr

Maybe Tea flavored with Dretch Guts, yea...

player1

#10
July 09, 2007, 08:59:56 PM
Quote from: A_Total_noob-3 goon tongues between 2 soft acid tubes (Sandwich with 3 slices of ham)
-Acid tube filled with freshly squeezed dretch juice (Large mug of tea)

how entirely civilized...

As John Belushi sez: "Little Chocalate Donuts have been on my training table since I was a kid."

What's the Trem equivalent of a cup of coffee and a Marlboro? (Something like one smoking turret and a steaming beaker n00b-ians? Human beans...:p)

Standby "I eatz n00bz 4 breakfast" music, and... music: go!

Raytray

#11
July 10, 2007, 02:13:35 AM
Rifle pellets. (Dry cereal)
}MG{Raytray

Steely Ann

#12
July 10, 2007, 02:52:03 AM
Armored human.

Good source of protein and plenty of iron, though perhaps a bit salty.  Probably all that pointless sprinting from my tyrant. *shrug*

Kaleo

#13
July 10, 2007, 03:48:20 AM
I had grangers...

No, seriously. No joke. I actually ate a whole hovel full of the things!
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A_Total_noob

#14
July 10, 2007, 10:26:20 AM
:o

*ahem*

Ive just consumed...
-4 mashed marauder eyeballs (4 scrambled eggs)
-A hovel full of trapper spit (750ml tankard full of Earl Gray)
lawl, people still play Tremulous ?

player1

#15
July 11, 2007, 02:35:02 PM
liquified Alien hatred (Vitamin Water)
dretch paste w/basi guts (Clif Bar)

Taiyo.uk

#16
July 11, 2007, 04:11:39 PM
Your base (The Full English)

player1

#17
July 11, 2007, 04:56:17 PM
hmm, animal parts, in their own juices
with murky brown water
and beans
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