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What will you do when you retire from work?

Started by /dev/humancontroller, July 13, 2007, 07:36:09 AM


ShadowNinjaDudeMan

Quote from: Colynn' on August 13, 2009, 05:21:09 PM
My favorite player is Jesus, because everything is forgiven when he respawns.

NOM!NOM!NOM!

A_Total_noob

Work ?
Wahahahahahahahahahaha.

Sir, I dont know about you, but I dont work, and I never will 'work'.
I shall not spend my life serving someone else.

What I do however do is spend my life playing games.
Seriously, there is no better lifestyle option.

The best occupancy is either...

1.A game developer
2.A musician
3.A position in the military
4.A programmer

A general alert to all personnel unaware:
The ONLY job options you should ever consider are those you dont consider to be jobs.

If you consider your job to be anything less than something you will happily do for no money, then get the hell out of there.

All personnel should have no significant monetry priorities past their own interests.
Basically, if your wife wants to have a 100th pair of shoes, do NOT fund her interests. If you see a 'nice suit' while walking home, unless you need it, do not purchase it.

You will then find, that instead of your money being wasted, you will have a TON of money to fund your interests. (Food ? Gaming ? Walking sticks ?)

Those who have drawn attention to No.3, let me tell you, when the great war happens, there will be a position for all of you.
The great war will not be a war between nations. Oh no - itll be something else. Something far grander.(*hint 1* something which you dont want to come across at sea. *hint 2* Where the main battle occurs.
Essentially, it looks like *hint1**hint2*.org )


WWIII is not too far away.
I say again, it will not between the Russians, the Chinese, or British. The main enemy is all around us.
Do not be too worried about issues you may come across from day-to-day, for they are trivial. This includes things such as getting a 'D' in Mathematics, or having 'that' female fail to like you.
All that matters is you know how to fire a firearm during the upcoming genocide.



*salutes*

All non-essential personnel return to their stations until called upon.
lawl, people still play Tremulous ?

Kaleo

If you plan to spend your life gaming, but you don't work, you Interwebs will be cut.
Quote from: Stannum
Thou canst not kill that which doth not live,
but you can blow it into chunky kibbles!
I has a cookie, and u can has a cookie, but i no givs u mai cookie...

HamStar

Not if you steal wireless interwebs from stupid people :/

A_Total_noob

My intrawobs will nev0r be cut because I r teh ubar !
---
Perhaps I phrased that wrong -
what I mean is that being a game developer seems a very...'viable' option for me.
lawl, people still play Tremulous ?



PIE

Make other people work and earn money for me.

_Equilibrium_


kozak6

I think I will do a bit of sculpting and pottery.  I have some talent there, and I have enjoyed what I have done so far.

Also, I may learn to play the harmonica.

player1

write science fiction
paddle my canoe
continue to be a stagehand
grow vegetables
watch the world get weirder

/dev/humancontroller

Quote from: A_Total_noobWork ?
Wahahahahahahahahahaha.

Sir, I dont know about you, but I dont work, and I never will 'work'.
I shall not spend my life serving someone else.

What I do however do is spend my life playing games.
Seriously, there is no better lifestyle option.

The best occupancy is either...

1.A game developer
2.A musician
3.A position in the military
4.A programmer

A general alert to all personnel unaware:
The ONLY job options you should ever consider are those you dont consider to be jobs.

If you consider your job to be anything less than something you will happily do for no money, then get the hell out of there.

All personnel should have no significant monetry priorities past their own interests.
Basically, if your wife wants to have a 100th pair of shoes, do NOT fund her interests. If you see a 'nice suit' while walking home, unless you need it, do not purchase it.

You will then find, that instead of your money being wasted, you will have a TON of money to fund your interests. (Food ? Gaming ? Walking sticks ?)

Those who have drawn attention to No.3, let me tell you, when the great war happens, there will be a position for all of you.
The great war will not be a war between nations. Oh no - itll be something else. Something far grander.(*hint 1* something which you dont want to come across at sea. *hint 2* Where the main battle occurs.
Essentially, it looks like *hint1**hint2*.org )


WWIII is not too far away.
I say again, it will not between the Russians, the Chinese, or British. The main enemy is all around us.
Do not be too worried about issues you may come across from day-to-day, for they are trivial. This includes things such as getting a 'D' in Mathematics, or having 'that' female fail to like you.
All that matters is you know how to fire a firearm during the upcoming genocide.



*salutes*

All non-essential personnel return to their stations until called upon.

So true and totally correct! Find a job you like and you won't have to work a single day in your life!

I'm going to get a programming job, because that's just my hobby. But I also can't live without gaming, too. So when I retire, I'll consider doing open source (maybe Tremulous will still live, who knows?!), while also gaming a lot.
And of couse I am, too, always considering wether to waste money like that.

As for WW3, people should be smarter about now. If someone starts a war between the largest nations, such as Russia vs USA, they will immediately start pressing buttons.

Has anyone considered a fact? WTF are we doing? We're all Human! There is no such thing as a nation, and maybe we'll recognize that too late.

A_Total_noob

Quote
As for WW3, people should be smarter about now. If someone starts a war between the largest nations, such as Russia vs USA, they will immediately start pressing buttons

Oh no-this will not be a war between countries.
'Pushing buttons' would be useless since the enemy is on our land already, and invading further and further by the day.

It will be a massive civil war, but a global civil war.
Which sides the govenments of the world take is difficult to determine. It will probably be decided by how far they have 'rotted'.

I know who I will be fighting for.
lawl, people still play Tremulous ?


Kaleo

Quote from: PIEMake other people work and earn money for me.

Sounds good...
Quote from: Stannum
Thou canst not kill that which doth not live,
but you can blow it into chunky kibbles!
I has a cookie, and u can has a cookie, but i no givs u mai cookie...